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the way she talks about him is so fucking cute. it’s like he’s the most perfect man she ever met

love does make u blind I suppose...

#hes so messy #bricron

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how do you think they apologize after a fight?

hate sex (manu cries after bc he feels guilty)

#nsfw #bricron

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What's your take on what gossip Tr*mp claims to have on Macron?

he has nothing interesting is what im saying

#watch it be something super boring #i want bricron sex tape

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me too bestie

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Just talked to an interesting woman, who doesn't believe that E and B could love each other because of their age difference, and meanwhile her husband is 15 years older than her and is an alcoholic, but she loves him. Misogyny?

misogyny.

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Brigitte makes a lot of events with students lately. Maybe searching for her third man, because the second has grown up and not appealing anymore for her?

what do you think her age limit is for men?

#leonardo di caprio 2.0? #no men older than 45

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I have a hc that if something happens to EM, it'd be hard for BM, but after a time she would start a new couple. Not because of crazy live, but something like with a good friend, to pass quietly their third age... And if something happens to BM, he would always be alone. Not "effondrer" as someone think, he will live with stoicism, practice his job, but never be in a new couple.

I agree tbh! but I don't think bri would ever make a new relationship public, so she would just have a secret little plaything. I don't think she would get into smth as serious again

#bricron

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what’s your fav bri outfit?

bikini

#sue me bri

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I think, his image of poetry/art is only for the public,, and instead of reciting love poetry he maybe discusses gossips with his wife and close friends.

please I wish it was an act

#hes so dorky it hurts #also he doesn't have close friends apart from bri why lie

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i love this tumblr

I love you(r tumblr)

#enmarche #no homo

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do you think macron likes brigitte's hair to be styled this way, or do you think she does it because she likes it?

I think Manu has 0 sense of fashion and styling

#its all bri #bricron

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what does macron do that makes brigitte horny

okay heres a question:

do y'all think it turns her on more when he fails or embarrasses himself or when he's successful?

#unsure about this #bricron

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Any plans of coming back? Pretty please.

fine, but just for you ;)

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Do you think Soazig has comphet for Macron

Do you think macron has comphet for brigitte

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You just know that if she was buying those clothes, the same people would say she's using the country's money, or that she's too rich so too disconnected from the common man, etc... Sometimes you just can't win tbh, it's like that man and his donkey story, you just have to ignore it when it should be ignored. I hope she does that. Anyway who cares, let's go back to thirsting over hot (or not) politicians 😎

i'm sure @croquignolesque's solution would be for her to just wear nothing

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what's the craziest roleplay macron and brigitte have ever done

student teacher but the roles are reversed

#bricron #asks #nsfw