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crossdressingdeath · 29 minutes
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[MOD] Gortash Dialogue Fix
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Restores Durge-specific dialogue in Gortash's office scene when making an alliance. Note: Has only been tested on a vanilla Hotfix 22 build, so further testing may be required. Please let me know if you run into any issues.
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(This is my love letter to you, Durgetash lovers.)
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crossdressingdeath · 53 minutes
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i’m dying at this comment
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crossdressingdeath · 59 minutes
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DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale
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crossdressingdeath · 1 hour
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there are a lot of things from early access where it's like the changes/rewrites they did are completely understandable but i still kinda wish they'd stuck with the original ea version solely for the comedic value & the #1 example of this is that the original version of the first tadpole dream you get was the "dream guardian" introducing itself by giving you a super intense sex dream. and then the next morning when you woke up you had to go around to all your companions (who you'd probably met less than 24 hours ago at this point) and confirm that this was not just a you thing by painstakingly asking them all whether or not they also got crazy head from their brainworm last night
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crossdressingdeath · 3 hours
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The fucking. evil lighting. Evil smile. We're having fun encouraging Astarion to be evil. Ascended Astarion/Durge truly is one of the romances of all time, it actually is so narratively engaging.
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crossdressingdeath · 3 hours
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...Okay, I'm sure people have made this joke before, but.
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crossdressingdeath · 3 hours
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I love the way Astarion's eyes look when you link minds with him so he can see the scars. I'm not sure why they do that, the tadpoles don't change your eyes at any other point when you link minds with your companions (maybe it's because he's looking through your eyes instead of seeing your thoughts or memories?), but it's very fun.
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crossdressingdeath · 3 hours
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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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crossdressingdeath · 3 hours
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Narrator: *Vellioth's third lesson is to act not in haste. A near immortal has time to plan, time to act only when others will pay the price of action.*
Kyvir's little smirk on this line is so good given I subscribe to the theory that Durge is immortal. Yep, he's familiar with the concept of having all the time in the world to plan!
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crossdressingdeath · 3 hours
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Spent some time running around Cazador's palace stealing all his paintings for funsies and found this one. Ah... Shakespeare jokes.
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crossdressingdeath · 3 hours
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I love the way you stand with your hands behind your back like this while talking to Volo about the Slayer. There's just something kind of cute about it, I don't know why you're standing like this but it's weirdly adorable.
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crossdressingdeath · 3 hours
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Fucking Bhaalists killed the puppy. But more importantly, uh... what is going on with that model? Does getting killed by murder cultists stretch you?
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crossdressingdeath · 3 hours
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Malta: It was another day in the city of lies. Baldur's Gate - where the people begged for justice until they starved. Two heroes were fated to cross paths that day. Their eyes met. Destiny was calling... Kyvir: And they both answered. Malta: Strangers? Only in a fool's definition of the word. It was the start of something incredible - two heroes on the hunt for justice, no matter the cost. All the tall one had to do was say yes. Kyvir: Yes! Join me! Malta: The tall one had failed the first test: they lacked caution. The cat could have just as easily been a foe as a potential friend. Perhaps it was simply not meant to be...
I love the cats in Baldur's Gate. Where is my side quest chain that's just doing film noir detective shit with Malta the cat, I'd spend like twelve hours on that.
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crossdressingdeath · 3 hours
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The implication that Gortash got himself started by essentially playing sugar baby to the great and good of Baldur's Gate (or at least Lady Jannath) is fascinating to me. Like, here's this powerful politician, arms dealer and slave trader, and his start was... being given expensive gifts by the nobility as part of affairs. It's not a starting point you expect for a character like Gortash! I don't really have anything else to say about this, it's just interesting to me.
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crossdressingdeath · 4 hours
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Narrator: *Accept, and you must kill Gortash. Refuse, and [Yenna]'s life may be forfeit. As might your own - Orin's assassins will hunt you like prey for slaughter.* Kyvir: My alliance with Gortash is restored. Give me your stone, and I'll let you live. Orin: Is your brain so pulped? You suck up the tyrant's vapours like a babe sucks milk. Your useless promise will drip wet and red from your ruptured jaw before I let you disobey Bhaal. My assassins will make sure of it. Once you've remembered your place, seek out the Steel Watch's cradle in the Lower City. Skewer their skull meat, make them rust and blood. Then the lordling will be yours to butcher.
There's something so fascinating to me in Orin saying "once you've remembered your place" re Durge betraying Gortash. The way Durge and Gortash clearly weren't supposed to be as close as they were is so interesting to me, these two villains who loved each other so much that it angered their gods... Also, I find myself wondering if Orin thinks Durge is disobeying Bhaal by restoring and maintaining their alliance with Gortash... or by letting her live. After all, Bhaalspawn are supposed to fight to the death until only one remains. If Durge is offering to spare Orin if she gives them the stone without a fight that could actually be disobedience. But Orin would never allow that even if Bhaal did, not even to save her own life. The relationship between Durge and Orin is so much, I wish the game got into it more.
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crossdressingdeath · 12 hours
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I think my favorite thing to do as durge is to use my slayer form to chase people out of their houses and then send astarion in to rob them while they’re running around screaming
Obviously it doesn’t work on actual guards/flaming fist as they just stand there and tell you to “stop that” and only ACTUALLY intervene when they catch astarion trying to steal rotten apples out of someone’s barrel
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crossdressingdeath · 22 hours
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being rly brave and washing my hair even tho i don’t want to. everyone pls clap
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