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i love this stupid fucking tweet it sounds like new wave lyrics

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do you ever think about those friend-for-an-hour strangers that you only met because you ended up in a weird situation with them?

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Sorry to speak this into existence but the fanfic that’s going to be written for this movie might just be the discourse catalyst strong enough to destroy this site

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the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

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what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

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going out tn

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a wizard turns John into a wooden bowl

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Saturn Devouring His Son if it were a Draw The Squad meme from 2014

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the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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disco elysium is kafkas metamorphosis for the modern age. no one is scared of becoming a bug anymore. the true nightmare? waking up one day and finding out your a cop

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I could never leave this site

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basically the whole bible happens to me daily

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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was

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it's the weekend baby

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enters the pope