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Ok terf ❤️

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So are you guys actually excited for your futures or is that just like a myth?

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Me when there's Halloween things in August: *happy doots*

Me when there's Christmas things at the end of november: *AMGER*

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What's the point of having thick thighs if you have no girlfriend to lay her head down on them?

#cryptid #cryptidcore #goblim #goblin things #sad wlw #single wlw #wlw positivity #body posi af #body positive #team thicc

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My mom always calls my thighs fat and tells me that I need to lose weight even though these meaty thighs can squat 200 lbs but ok deborah

#cryptid #cryptidcore #goblim #goblin core #though i do be self conscious of them dod

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Me: I'm here for a good time not a long time

Also me, sobbing on my deathbed at 98 years old: I came here for a good time, not a long time, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

#cryptid #cryptidcore #goblim #goblin core #goblin things #global warming #gen z culture #gen z humor #gen z things #i stole this from my friend 💀

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[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

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Just found out that straight ppl exist

Um.... Ok why though?

#cryptid #cryptidcore #goblim #goblin core #goblin things #nature core #dumbass gay #gay girls #gay #im heterophobic

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Hate it when I eat something that tastes really good but has a horrible texture so I'm just sitting there shoveling food in my mouth and gagging every 2 seconds

#cryptid #cryptidcore #goblim #goblin core #goblin things #seriously #this is a genuine problem

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I will never understand the appeal of just murdering animals to hang on your wall. Am I the only one who doesn't enjoy killing things minding their own business for a "trophy"

#cryptid #cryptidcore #goblim #goblin core #goblin things #nature core

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My step mom coughs and sneezes straight into her hand, no fist or anything, just her open palm I've literally never been more disgusted in my entire life

#cryptid #cryptidcore #goblim #goblin core #eww

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I meant to grab a salad dressing bottle and shake it up but instead I grabbed my coke bottle and opened it.

On a completely unrelated note how do I get coke out of a white shirt

#cryptid #cryptidcore #goblim #goblin core #goblin things #im so stupid

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Bones are for the weak

*jiggles towards you on the floor*

#cryptid #cryptidcore #goblim #goblin core #goblin things

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Ben Shapiro is jewish, don't tag a post about him with goblin tags

Is goblin antisemetic or something? I didnt realize if so, I’ll change the tags :)

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My breakfast this morning was a bowl of pancake batter. Anyways how's everyone else's day's going?

#cryptid #cryptidcore #goblim #goblin core #goblin things #just depression things #😌😌😌

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I refuse to believe Ben Shapiro is real. I think he's just a myth made to scare children.

In conclusion: Ben Shapiro is a cryptid

#cryptid #cryptidcore #Trashcore #i hate ben shapiro

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anyone else wanna get hit by a bus rn or is that just me