cryptid-on-a-string
cryptid-on-a-string
*plays cabinet man on kazoo*
She/They/ Bisexual/ minor/the gods plunged me into the world against my will/does art SOMETIMES/a little too into lemon demon
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cryptid-on-a-string · 11 hours ago
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I showed something Neil-related to my dad and he just asked me
”why does everything have to be all Neil all the time?”
like bitch WHY NOT
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cryptid-on-a-string · 18 hours ago
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reblog to give whoever you rb this from one of these
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cryptid-on-a-string · 18 hours ago
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AAAAYYYYY GOT DAT FUCKIN MACKING CHEES
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cryptid-on-a-string · 23 hours ago
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I DIED??????? [NOT CLICKBAIT]
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cryptid-on-a-string · a day ago
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This never really felt finished, so I just slapped on some lighting effects and called it done because I was tired of working on it, but here it is I guess
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cryptid-on-a-string · a day ago
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Feel free to join we are in need of more members for our epic poggers villain team
the villain discord has been made @cryptid-on-a-string
we still don't have an icon yet though-
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cryptid-on-a-string · a day ago
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Had a dream where I had to do a synchronized swimming routine but the song we had to do it to was Two Trucks
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cryptid-on-a-string · 2 days ago
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trouser! congregate!
*we all do an epic pose, electric guitar starts playing*
FUCk what do we call our villain group
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cryptid-on-a-string · 2 days ago
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theres dust on my teeth collection
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cryptid-on-a-string · 2 days ago
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i am renting a space for our villainous headquarters as we speak, we leave at sundown
who wants to join me in making a team rocket-like villain group where all we do is be gay and do crime
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cryptid-on-a-string · 2 days ago
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Sorry we’re all out, is Pepsi ok?
eat concrete
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cryptid-on-a-string · 2 days ago
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eat concrete
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cryptid-on-a-string · 2 days ago
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life would just be so much easier if i knew everything in the world
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cryptid-on-a-string · 2 days ago
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so for some reason i have this very clear memory of sitting in 7th grade band class, and the girl next to me asks me:
"do you have an arch-nemesis?"
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cryptid-on-a-string · 2 days ago
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I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier
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cryptid-on-a-string · 2 days ago
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The absolute PEAK of evolution in animals is those squirrels that kind of look like they have eyebrows. Unparalleled.
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cryptid-on-a-string · 2 days ago
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No it’s ok, just some stuff going on. Thank you for the offer tho✨ I really appreciate it
Today I’m feeling
✨🌥🌸even fucking worse🌸🌥✨
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