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i had literally never heard of marcus & martinus prior to them in melfest bc i'm not european but now i'm a fan because i think making a song with bbno$ about how you get bitches after you've spent like a decade as child stars is the funniest possible career move

#need to be eurovisionposting more this year i love national selection season #and yes. will be boycotting [redacted] #eurovision #melodifestivalen #they have the most sidequest ass career their wikipedia page is a trip

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“white boy of the month is a middle aged french leftist catboy” feels like one of you guys made it up but no. here we are

#swann arlaud #anatomy of a fall #Hot Lawyer might be the love of my life tbf

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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

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Tamara Rojo and Roberto Bolle in Romeo and Juliet, 1998. Photographed by Alastair Muir.

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All of Us Strangers (2023) dir. Andrew Haigh

#i cried so hard watching this film i nearly threw up

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you guys seemed to like my colin design from over here so here’s more of him

#the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol art #tmagp #magnuspod #colin becher #my art #did not render this properly #design is based off 1980s peter capaldi btw!

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Reposting this with tags. I got into Magnus archives recently. The worst mistake of my life. I'm too scared to continue season 5. Gonna wait for Magnus protocol to drop before listening to it

#THIS FUCKS #q

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haha heyyy….

#ohhhh these are cute! #love designs where they’re actually in officewear lol

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we’re only two eps in but already waiting in dread for people to start flanderizing and/or completely misunderstand tmagp characters. i saw what u people did to tim, elias and martin last time i can’t do this again

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #sorry never going to be not annoyed at the whole ‘funny meme man’ tim fanon like he is 35 and traumatized #elias being tumblr sexymanified is so odd to me because he’s a direct indictment of the banality of upper class evil #and a criticism of the adjacent conservative ideology like that’s the whole point #and my poor boy martin just got flanderized beyond belief lol #tma

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so excited for round 2 of this with tmagp

why are all the important statements in tma the ones i can never remember like i was so confused about when annabelle cane was introduced but NOOOO my brain Will Not Forget graham folger, notebook eater who was not relevant to the story at all!!!

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the magnus protocol is so funny already because people are like wow…ominous vibes,,,,bad things coming,,,,,,,,,,,and i’m sitting here like oh god oh fuck they don’t know they have a bouchard just sitting there

#the magnus protocol #the magnus archives

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quick magnus protocol character designs because babygirl i am ready to go FERAL again. in order: alice, lena, sam, colin and gwen

#the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tmagp #tma #making my gwen as Friend as possible so it’s even more fun when she inevitably pipe murders someone #alice dyer #lena kelley #samama khalid #colin becher #gwendolyn bouchard #tmagp fanart #my art #the magnus protocol art #character designs #illustration #radarpls

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sorry i log out of tumblr for two days and THIS MAKES IT TO TUMBLR RADAR?

we’re all about to lose our minds

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PETER CAPALDI as ANGUS FLINT the lair of the white worm (1988), dir. ken russell.

#this film is so camp #need him

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Why is Guy growing so distant? I would have died for him. So why aren’t I dead?

The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964), dir. Jacques Demy.

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Dash & Lily | Season 1 (2020), Joe Tracz

#you have to understand this is a STONE COLD CHRISTMAS CLASSIC in my household. #my entire family has rewatched it every christmas since it came out #and i sob my eyes out ever time

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you've made your holes in everything and you'll eat us from the inside out