cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

if vampires can be repelled by crucifixes, which in some cases includes just making a cross with your fingers, then in that case shouldn’t you be able to repel vampires by t-posing? discuss

#vampire #shitpost #sorry ive been dead #i read dracula recently its a good book #lots of homoerotic undertones #this isnt even funny im sorry

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

hjfhfsfbbnjffbbj I read “the raven” by edgar allan poe recently and it’s literally just this

#meme #shitpost #edgar allan poe #poe #the raven #poetry #gothic literature #victorian literature #ravens #the raven edgar allan poe #not cryptid #classic literature #gothic poetry #cat meme #woman yelling at a cat #its. its just a dude losing his fuckin mind and screaming at a bird its great #i read it in class instead of payinf attention #literature memes

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

god that’s so valid

all I want is a girlfriend to go monster hunting with and a cool knife

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

ghost speaking through ouija board: y o u w i l l d i e i n s e v e n d a y s

me, sliding the planchette: n o u

ouija board: o h f u c k

#cryptid #cryptids #meme #cryptid tag #cryptozoology #shitpost #ghost #ouija board #ouija #no u #hgsawthb sorry this is bad

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

thank u everyone for your suggestions I have chosen to name him jaymond

i know this isn’t the usual thing I post on here but like. fuck it. i’ve befriended the spider on my porch and i need a name for it does anyone have any suggestions?

#spider #not cryptid #personal #thank u anon for the great name suggestion

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

very creative I like it

i know this isn’t the usual thing I post on here but like. fuck it. i’ve befriended the spider on my porch and i need a name for it does anyone have any suggestions?

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

i know this isn’t the usual thing I post on here but like. fuck it. i’ve befriended the spider on my porch and i need a name for it does anyone have any suggestions?

#not cryptid #personal #spider #m sorry but i suck at this hgdsfhvv

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

thank you for telling me this vital information

pls take this gift as a sign of gratitude for the important knowledge you have given me

this version is way better tbh

i made this and it made me laugh so here I guess

#meme #awesome ppl

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

LEG!!

leg

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

i made this and it made me laugh so here I guess

#not cryptid #meme #shitpost #classics #mary shelley #frankenstein #victor frankenstein #frankensteins creature #frankensteins monster #mary shelly's frankenstein #scifi #science fiction #classic books #monster #THIS DOESNT FIT MY BLOG THEME AND IM SORRY GHSFVBB #also it has probably been done before hhhbb #kung fu panda #finally a worthy opponent meme #tai lung #i thinj?? #my post #classic literature #classic lit #literature #lit

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

Mothman: Hnnng, I’m trying to sneak around West Virginia, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the passerby’s

#IM SORRY AGHDABBVSD #mothman #cryptid #cryptozoology #cryptids #dummy thicc meme #cryptid tag #meme #shitpost #monsters #monsterfucker memes #oh my god hate this so much ghfdgb #this meme is probably dead hhhdvb #my post

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

all I want is a girlfriend to go monster hunting with and a cool knife

#cryptid #cryptids #cryptid tag #cryptozoology #meme #shitpost #wlw #wlw aesthetic #lesbian #gay shit #monster #monster hunting #knife #weapon #knives #cool knives #monsters #cryptid wlw #my post

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

Are you a Cryptid?

If you:

Love the outdoors

Hate being the center of attention

Go for the natural look

Your existance can’t be proven

Then you just might be

#cryptid #big mood #wow i cant believe im being called out like this smh

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

Ok im tired of being a person can i become a forest cryptid already

#cryptid #big mood #cant remember if i rbed this already but whatever

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

I like to stare directly into security cameras to let the government know that I’m watching them

#not cryptid #this doesnt really fit w my blog but i had this thought and had to post it somewhere sorry #government #surveillance #the government #fbi meme #kinda #cia #government memes #the government is watching #the fbi #memes #cryptic #weird #shitpost #jokes #conspiracy #conspiracy theory #my post

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

Sir that’s my emotional support cryptid

#cryptid #big mood #i love this meme #even tho im like. really late

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

absolutely not

self care is becoming the local park cryptid by climbing trees at 2 AM and crouching like a goblin in the branches while staring silently at people passing by