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cuddlewumpus · 1 month
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Pray for me...
I'm going into a makeup shop for the first time since Covid, I think.
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cuddlewumpus · 3 months
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So I've spent the last few weeks outrageously sick.
Turns out I have deformed sinuses. Hence why I can never really recover from sinus infections without weeks and weeks of antibiotics.
And it's 'mountain cedar' season in Texas.
But, I'm more or less functional again.
Yay.
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cuddlewumpus · 3 months
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Actually said in a fantasy high seas adventure game.
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cuddlewumpus · 3 months
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It's going to be cold enough tomorrow to cause The Alamo to close.
.... do they realize it snowed during the actual Siege?
:: shakes head in historian ::
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cuddlewumpus · 4 months
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Being sick for 2 weeks absolutely SUCKS.
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cuddlewumpus · 4 months
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Lawrence is still a present comparison, even in American politics.
The context: the NJ Arab community is expressing disappointment with a Congressman who previously showed great solidarity with the local Palestinian community.
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cuddlewumpus · 5 months
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cuddlewumpus · 5 months
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Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.
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cuddlewumpus · 6 months
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This is my buddy Kevin, aka PureBullfit.
Love this man.
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cuddlewumpus · 6 months
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Summer, give it up.
It's Halloween season.
There's Christmas merch out.
You are done!
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cuddlewumpus · 6 months
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so true bestie
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cuddlewumpus · 6 months
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so true bestie
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cuddlewumpus · 7 months
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Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.
I’m curious!
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cuddlewumpus · 7 months
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The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.
How would you do?
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cuddlewumpus · 7 months
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I am curently watching a show on YouTube called "How Much Power Did the Catholic Church Have in the Middle Ages"
...and I got a 2 minute commercial for a "Fleshy".
A commercial which included every euphemism for penile masterbating I've ever heard.
What the #$%@ is the algorithm smoking?!
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cuddlewumpus · 7 months
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Goddammit, death sucks.
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cuddlewumpus · 8 months
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Just remember when you fly, your security officers are just like everyone else --
Doing a Tube of Terror challenge in the breakroom with Carolina Reaper, Ghost and Scorpion peppers.
I work with the goofiest bunch of dumbasses. And I love it.
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