I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from
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A hobby of mine is that whenever I’m frustrated with my college I like to photoshop it into being under attack by the daedra
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there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder
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I don't think I've ever posted this, but this comic I've been commissioned rotates in my head every so often
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andrew garfield for gq, 2022
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I was a dick to my partner during covid isolation, and I was procrastinating on writing an apology, so – as one does – I eventually, half-seriously, googled apology templates.
And I found this amazing website. It did not bring me AT ALL closer to writing my partner an apology, but it brought me immeasurable joy. I made choked animal howling noises for much of my perusing time.
Sometimes they’re kind of normal (this one is a message saying “I can’t attend your org’s event because I disagree with their politics”) but the title is phrased hilariously.
Others are, in fact, hilarious.
Most are sincere, but not all:
“Zoom Incident”
And my favorite:
“I AM NOT SURE WHY I ASSUMED THAT HE WOULD NOT BE INDOORS WHEN I DROPPED BY ON MONDAY”
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Ellen Rogers
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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
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Blessed_Nest
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Remember.
TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk.
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I'm in TJ Max with full skull facepaint on cause I didn't feel like taking it off and a child is following me. Not saying anything just following me
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obsessed w this genre of art. me n my girl
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And enjoy it.
I just want to live in big oversized sweaters and read while drinking hot coffee and look out at the rain from the comfort of my tiny cozy little home.
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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds
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