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From the bottom of my heart, thank you for all the wonderful fic ideas/prompts/starters!!! 💛🌻😊👍🏻
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cultivatedmemes · 1 year
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Horror Media (Mostly Movies) Starters feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ Do you want to see something strange? ❞
❝ Do you want to play a game? ❞
❝ I see dead people. ❞
❝ You’re gonna need a bigger boat! ❞
❝ Do you like scary movies? ❞
❝ Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore. ❞
❝ Yes, ooo, ahh, it always starts out that way, and then comes all the running and screaming. ❞
❝ What an excellent day for an exorcism. ❞
❝ They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits ‘em. I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are! ❞
❝ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? ❞
❝ I’m scared to close my eyes. I’m scared to open them. ❞
❝ Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep. ❞
❝ They’re all gonna laugh at you. ❞
❝ Be afraid… Be very afraid. ❞
❝ No one trusts anybody now, and we’re all very tired. ❞
❝ Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see. ❞
❝ Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet! ❞
❝ Get away from her you bitch! ❞
❝ When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. ❞
❝ Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think 'Ooh, those are some nice pants!’ ❞
❝ Have the lambs stopped screaming? ❞
❝ Come play with us, forever, and ever, and ever. ❞
❝ You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it. ❞
❝ Smile, you son of a bitch! ❞
❝ At the start I was like 'Oh no, I’m dead’. It’s kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff. But the way I see it I have a whole new family who accept me for who I am, and I accept them for who they are…even though one of them killed me. ❞
❝ No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering. ❞
❝ Sometimes dead is better. ❞
❝ People say you should always do the right thing, but sometimes there is no right thing. And then, you just have to pick the sin you can live with. ❞
❝ Meat’s meat, and man’s gotta eat. ❞
❝ It’s alive! ❞
❝ Take her, not me. ❞
❝ In space, no one can hear you scream. ❞
❝ This is not your grave but you are welcome in it. ❞
❝ The moment you die will feel exactly the same as this one. ❞
❝ There is more to the darkness than the inability to see. ❞
❝ Nobody gets what they deserve, not in this place, they just get whatever hurts the most. ❞
❝ Don’t you want to be fully consumed by what loves you? ❞
❝ May you find your rest where no shadows are passed, and no eyes see you slumber. ❞
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cultivatedmemes · 1 year
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Autumn Aesthetics Starters
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Cute ones
Leaves crunching under your boots. 
Morning air just a bit colder than expected. 
The smell of warm cider in a mug. 
Sticky fake blood
Baking cinnamon muffins
Pumpkin spice
The harvest moon 
Corn mazes
Houses covered in Halloween decorations
Jumping into piles of leaves.
Pumpkins on porches  
Hay rides
Bobbing for apples
Itchy wool on skin
Going to a haunted house
Black cats crossing your path
Heat of a fireplace on a cold night
Harvest festival feasts
Carving jack-o-lanterns
First frost of the year
Crumbling tombstones
Full moon over head
Jello in plastic brain molds
Twigs snapping on the forest floor
Trick-or-treating
The call of an owl 
Dried and wilted flowers
Toilet paper mummies
Spooky ones
Scratching at the door 
Howling at the moon
Eyes in the trees 
Whispers from the shadows
Murder of crows gathered outside
Something’s under the bed 
Fog rolling on an open field
The only headlights on miles of open road
Footsteps coming up quickly from behind
A bathroom mirror in the dark
Buried alive
Watchful eyes that follow
Growls down the hall
Hands bursting from the earth
Friday the 13th
Tree branches like claws 
Wrought iron gates
An ancient mausoleum, stone door crumbling
A familiar voice in an unfamiliar place
Things that crawl in the walls
Cobwebs in the corners 
A scream in the night 
Blood washing down the shower drain
Hot wax dripping on pentagrams
Lightning over a castle 
The rattling of chains
Torn stitches
Fire hungry for tinder
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cultivatedmemes · 1 year
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Halloween aesthetic prompts! send a number or Trick or Treat! for a random starter!
Late night stories around a campfire
Red leaves spiked with frost
Spiderwebs dotted with dewdrops
Smoke curling into the sky on the horizon
Half-frozen ponds under a cloudy sky
A cracked, spotted old mirror
Blood on the pavement
The harvest moon seen through leafless trees
Thick fog over an empty street
Wind whistling through dry branches
The smell of fresh-baked cinnamon buns
Yellow slanted eyes in the dark
Bats flying against an orange sunset
Shadows dancing around a bonfire
Thunder that rumbles in your chest
Candlelight in a derelict house
Moths gathered around a porch light
Rows of pumpkins in a field
Corn too tall and too thick to see through
Crows calling in the empty morning
Cooking s’mores over a fire
Rattling chains
Something watching just out of sight
Chanting over an open book
Police lights flashing on wet concrete
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cultivatedmemes · 1 year
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Vampires, Werewolves, and Ghosts oh my! Halloween Monsters Starters feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ I can’t eat solids now. Great. What, I can’t sunbathe? I can’t watch daytime TV? I can…well I guess I could. My favourite food. I can’t eat chips. It's– I don't– It’s just– I hate– I’ll say it. I’m over being a vampire. It’s shit. ❞
❝ Hey. Don’t swear. We’re werewolves, not Swear-Wolves. ❞
❝ It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare. ❞
❝ The movie ‘Twilight’. Have you seen it? Okay, I’m the main in 'Twilight’. You know the main guy? 'Twilight’? That’s me. ❞
❝ When you are a vampire, you become very sexy. ❞
❝ Why didn’t you tell me you were a werewolf?!  ❞ / ❝ When we first met I said I was a dog person!  ❞
❝ Thank you for coming, I can’t wait to have you for dinner. ❞
❝ Whatever is out there, it isn’t interested in blood. ❞ / ❝ Except the vampires ❞ / ❝ Yeah, obviously except the vampires. ❞
❝ Well, I’m so sorry that I can’t be the right kind of monster for you. ❞
❝ The full moon is here again; in sickness and in health. ❞
❝ Don’t lick the guests, darling. Bad manners. ❞
❝ Yeah, some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think 'Ooh, those are some nice pants!' ❞
❝ Vampires, You like to play with your food. ❞
❝ I’m [Name] and I never lost a fight to man nor beast. ❞
❝ You don’t deserve my fucking blood. ❞
❝ Do you have a God to put a last prayer to, [Name]? ❞ / ❝ Yeah. “Dear God, please don’t let the vampire’s guts ruin my good tunic.” ❞
❝ Does anyone else want to take this opportunity to admit they’re already dead, or a flesh construct, or other relevant object? ❞
❝ If you lie I’ll mummify you. ❞
❝ 'Who’… or 'what’. I love the idea of ‘what’. Ghosts and monsters, remnants of the dead… the disturbed dead. The idea that someone is still here and furious… or that something has been lurking here forever.  ❞
❝ ‘Ghosts and you might die’ is my middle name. ❞
❝ I’m fun-scary! ❞ / ❝ No, you’re scary-scary. ❞
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cultivatedmemes · 2 years
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Love is beautiful. Love is destruction  book, song, poetry starter list, feel free to change pronouns or anything else to make it fit your character better! Trigger warnings for blood, violence, etc.
❝ Sacrifice. That’s what we do for the people we love. ❞
❝ I don’t want soft and subtle. I want rough, wild heartache. I want sin. I want you. ❞
❝ I’m carving a space inside you — can you feel it? ❞
❝ Does it hurt to know that I enjoy seeing you like this? ❞
❝ The blood on my teeth begins to taste like religion, like the way you look at me. ❞
❝ I say I want you inside me and you split me open with a knife. ❞
❝ Love is a scar. ❞
❝ I confuse instinct for desire — isn’t bite also touch? ❞
❝ Because you want to die for love, you always have. ❞
❝ If you are intolerable, then let me be the one to tolerate you. ❞
❝ Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. ❞
❝ All that blood was never once beautiful, it was just red. ❞
❝ Give me poison apples so you never leave my tongue. ❞
❝ Give me shards of glass, sharper than any thorn, so you’ll always be in my grasp. ❞
❝ I threw a punch just to touch his face. ❞
❝ The enormity of my desire disgusts me. ❞
❝ I want to take you home and rough you up and get my hands inside you, drive my body into yours like a crash test car. ❞
❝ The blood is rare and as sweet as cherry wine. ❞
❝ I have never known closeness like this. ❞
❝ Whatever I’ve done, I’ve done it for love. ❞
❝ I love you so much I’m going to let you kill me. ❞
❝ You cut me apart and I said it was creation. I can still feel the knife. ❞
❝ I kissed your scars even after you hurt me. ❞
❝ The way she shows me I'm hers and she is mine — open hand or closed fist, oh, would be fine ❞
❝ Bite me: sign my death with your teeth. ❞
❝ Desire is a promise. ❞ / ❝ Desire is a knife. ❞
❝ Sorry about the blood in your mouth. I wish it was mine. ❞
❝ It is a monstrous love and it makes monsters of us all. ❞
❝ I never understood desire until I felt your hands around my throat. ❞
❝ Whether you come as a lover or an executioner, I am ready to receive you. ❞
❝ Show me your thorns and I’ll show you hands ready to bleed. ❞
❝ I would love to be ruined if it means I am sacred enough to be kept close. ❞
❝ I don’t know how to love someone without swallowing them. ❞
❝ If you are a knife, give me the blade. Some things are worth spilling blood for. ❞
❝ The same sin binds us. ❞
❝ To be loved is to be consumed. ❞
❝ I need your teeth in me, slow and vicious. Tell me my armor is just skin and bones. Only bones. ❞
❝ Want me down to the marrow. ❞
❝ In loving me you hold a knife to my throat. In loving you, I tell you where to cut. ❞
❝ Stay away from the ones you love too much. These are the ones who will kill you. ❞
❝ All that matters is that you want to hurt me. All that matters is you want me. ❞
❝ I had a dream last night that you and I were painfully connected. ❞
❝ I’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck. ❞
❝ We’re what we swore we’d not become. ❞
❝ Some things you do for money, some you only do for love. ❞
❝ You are the knife I turn inside myself. ❞
❝ This is what love is for — wanting to give your blood when everything is over. ❞
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cultivatedmemes · 2 years
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Exandria Unlimited: Calamity a collection of my favourite sentences from ExU The Calamity. Part 1/??? feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ Of course I’m safe-- you would never let anything happen to me. ❞
❝ Dad. You know I won’t look like this when you get home. ❞
❝ I fear that I am too late. There are secrets they did not tell you. ❞
❝ Could you do me the favor of explaining what your husband looked like in life? ❞
❝ I know, I know this is a memory, but I haven’t seen him in so long. I just want to see his face. ❞
❝ All of the light, all of the fire, is but a shadow in the face of the dawn. ❞
❝ Just ask yourself, [Name]: whom did we betray? ❞
❝ If you look down and see the stars, what will you see if you look up? ❞
❝ It’s 1979 and discos never gonna die! ❞
❝ Say that we’ve moved on, and really so should he. ❞
❝ I’m. Feeling. Great. And don’t... care about small-talk-- what do you need? ❞
❝ They’ll move or don’t. Had a couple don’t's in the past. ❞
❝ Is there an important thing? Er- pleasantries. I am excited. You are excited. It’s gonna be fine. Is there anything else? ❞
❝ [Name]... you know, if we don’t have this relationship we don’t have to force it. ❞
❝ It’s kinda hard to shoehorn the niceties in at the end, you know what I mean? Sorta like an asterisk in the text that goes to the footnote of ‘how are you doing’. ❞
❝ Ok, everything you say worries me. ❞
❝ It seems to me that someone is ignoring someone else’s messages. ❞
❝ What fucking hairstyle check do you need from me? You look beautiful. What do you need?! ❞
❝ I’m just saying we’re going to be mingling with the same folks, if we can’t even talk amongst ourselves then it’s going to be very awkward for us. It’s going to be awkward for me quite frankly-- ❞
❝ Are you making your social status my problem right now? ❞
❝ You have my unadulterated attention right now. ❞ / ❝ Well that would be the first time that’s ever happened. ❞
❝ Wait, before you go, I don’t want to leave it like this. ❞
❝ We were ok once, and maybe we can be again. Just for a moment. And then you can go back to hating me. ❞
❝ I don’t... I don’t hate you. ❞
❝ We are not a consortium of wizards, I cannot produce something from nothing! ❞
❝ [Name] this is not a problem worth dealing with!❞
❝ I said I owed them a boon, thinking that in a time of need I might come to their rescue, and they said ‘are you free on this date for the parade?’ ❞
❝ It’s a boon! Don’t pay him, it’s a boon! ❞
❝ Tough conversations are not the thing I’m most frightened of. ❞
❝ If this doesn’t seem to be important, 30 seconds in I’ll need a call. Ok? ❞
❝ I do not know to whom you spoke who felt so comfortable embracing rumor as if it were fact, but this is not the case and you have come to the wrong person. ❞
❝ You are in a different movie than the rest of us. ❞
❝ We live in an age where we now know we can write our own destiny. ❞
❝ Perhaps she tires of being a medium fish. ❞ / ❝ Well I’m not sure what good it does to be a large fish in a puddle. ❞
❝ Does divinity and the ascension thereupon cause you some disdain, [Title/Name]? ❞
❝ Can you destroy? ❞
❝ Just arm candy? She threatened to expire the help! ❞
❝ Put me where you will, in darkness I will gather my shadows to me. ❞
❝ Someone talked when they should have kept their mouths shut. ❞
❝ I fear you make your home in a pit of vipers. ❞
❝ You will never reach the Wildmother’s embrace in time. ❞
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cultivatedmemes · 2 years
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A Starstruck Odyssey a collection of my favourite sentences from the first episode of Dimension 20′s sci-fi adventure. Part 1/??? feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns,  whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ I am [Name], I’m the captain, and I’m surrounded by morons. ❞
❝ Seriously, where is everybody? We’re being chased by a bunch of little freaks! ❞
❝ I got two minutes of peace and quiet without you morons jabbering away at my ears, and then we get fucking attacked. I’m in hell. ❞
❝ Oh this is so fun, isn’t it? This is so fun. ❞
❝ That’s the most perfect, beautiful thing I can imagine: a full military. ❞
❝ Everyone is in uniform, everyone is uniform, and they’re all puffing their chests out being the brave heroes they should be. ❞
❝ There’s gotta be a crew out there that’s just as good!❞
❝ I can’t find any help. ❞
❝ Does anyone work on this ship but me? ❞
❝ Here, we share one mind and one heart. And we hide nothing from each other. There are no secrets kept and no one tries to take advantage of anybody… And I assume that’s what’s going on everywhere else too! ❞
❝ We can’t be dishonest to each other, that’s terrible! ❞
❝ What do you know about pleasure putty? ❞
❝ It’s amazing! You’re your own boss, you make your own hours! And you recruit people to sell the pleasure putty. Not only are you your own boss, but you’re their boss too! ❞
❝ It forms this perfect structure– the strongest shape in the universe– a three dimensional triangle. ❞
❝ Take the shot! ❞
❝ Androids and steroids, we got this! ❞
❝ Get off the main voice channel! My ears are bleeding! ❞
❝ I may be a droid, but I’m programmed with emotions to inhibit my more rash behaviors so right now I feel absolute desolation and defeat. Talk me out of it, [Name], ‘cause I’m in a bad place. ❞
❝ There’s a reason swiss army knives are sold in gift shops: they are trash! ❞
❝ When you are buying a tool, you don’t want the thing that kind of does it all! ❞
❝ People want to be it all! We don’t care about that! ❞
❝ What do you want your coffee guy on the corner to do? D’you want him to be an amazing poet? Do you want to know he has an amazing garden at home? You want him to make the best fucking cup of coffee! ❞
❝ This database can interface, but it can also devastate! ❞
❝ We hate shenanigans. ❞
❝ I would be remiss if I did not say, first and foremost, that what you did was extraordinary. Which is incredible for someone as emotionally checked out as I know you are. ❞
❝ It’s getting old. This whole… school thing. Have you ever thought about, y’know, getting out of here? ❞
❝ Real mathematics, mathematics that matter, always come from the heart. ❞
❝ There is no numerology, study of meaning, quantitative value asset, that is greater than the feeling of doing something you’re passionate about. ❞
❝ Well, I’m a true spacer so… No insurance! ❞
❝ There’s this loud noise… ❞ / ❝ There’s a loud noise? Yeah, we’re being attacked right now! ❞
❝ You know, if you want like an actual job here, let me know. ❞
❝ Oh no, I’m absolutely loaded with a maxed out 401k I think I’ll stick with what I’m doing, but it’s so great to talk to you. ❞
❝ We may just be cogs, but at least we’re platinum. ❞
❝ Young and hip people don’t have to say that they’re young and hip. ❞
❝ Get. Out. Of. My. Head. ❞
❝ I don’t want to dump the cargo because that’s how we make money and that’s how we make grenades. ❞
❝ Not one of you can do your jobs right. ❞
❝ Yeah. Cry about it. ❞
❝ I would cry if it weren’t so expensive. They charge me for that. ❞
❝ I love powdered egg substitute! ❞
❝ Oh great. Good. What else can go wrong? ❞
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cultivatedmemes · 2 years
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The Legend of Vox Machina a collection of my favourite sentences from the first three episodes of The Legend of Vox Machina on Amazon Prime. Part 1/??? feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns,  whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ Well, you see, I don’t have any money per se, but– ❞
❝ Wonderful, we’ve got no money, no place to live, and fuck all for prospects. ❞
❝ Maybe if somebody didn’t accidentally behead the last person who hired us… ❞
❝ I don’t know, maybe– maybe we should try doing some good for a change? ❞
❝ Ethics are a luxury we currently can’t afford. ❞
❝ I’m sorry; who the hell are you? ❞
❝ So it’s coin over character? Not surprising. ❞
❝ Good luck, and please don’t… /sigh/ fuck this up, as they say. ❞
❝ I suggest we run! Right now! ❞
❝ [Name], you dumb brave asshole! ❞
❝ I only care about one word: [First name, Last name]! Ok, that’s two words, but you know what I’m saying. ❞
❝ This is why I hate traveling with holy people, they’re too goddamned good. ❞
❝ This is all very helpful, even the bullshit. ❞
❝ If we survive this, I owe you dinner. ❞
❝ All it takes is a little finesse. Amateurs. ❞
❝ It seems being a bunch of assholes has its merits. ❞
❝ Bad dream? ❞/ ❝ Is there any other kind? ❞
❝ We can’t all be aloof tight-asses [Name].❞
❝ Emotions aren’t meant to be bottled up, maybe you should cut loose once and awhile. ❞
❝ Wanna be my date? I can be on my best worst behavior. ❞
❝ How are you supposed to get drunk from these things? ❞
❝ Shit’s about to get REAL. ❞
❝ Nothing like a dragon attack to bring us all together, eh? ❞
❝ Just walk over to [Name], say hello to break the ice, and then punch them in the face. ❞
❝ You don’t understand! ❞ / ❝ Then help me understand! ❞
❝ Gosh you’re handsome. Lost my train of thought. ❞
❝ You are a curious one… and you look delicious. ❞
❝ There’s no way out tonight, my friend. ❞
❝ Would you look at that? It’s the pup that survived. ❞
❝ Step off, bitch. ❞
❝ No one kills [Name] but me! ❞
❝ You got a [weapon type]? Hey, that's cute. ❞
❝ We’re not doing terrible, right? ❞ / ❝ No, this is terrible. ❞
❝ I had them! I had them! And you let them slip away! ❞
❝ You fool. Now your soul is forfeit. ❞
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Totally Normal and Not Suspicious At All Starters feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ Your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone. ❞
❝ Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up. Shut up is why. ❞
❝ I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting. ❞
❝ This is exactly why babies shouldn't be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols. ❞
❝ Why don’t you take a number and get in line? I’ve already got mine! It’s the first number there is. An angry, trembling digit, towering and erect, pointing directly at the trashfaced kingpin of inexplicable horseshit himself: GOD! ❞
❝ Shit. Let’s be santa. ❞
❝ That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said. ❞
❝ The dignitary is one of the superiors who makes me nervous, but the list of superiors that make me nervous in fact includes all of my superiors. And many of my inferiors. ❞
❝ God launders in mysterious ways. ❞
❝ Let’s just have our chat, then it can naturally occur to you to be an idiot in the due course of time. ❞
❝ Optimism through stalwart skepticism is a defect not everyone is lucky enough to be cursed with. ❞
❝ This shit's more real than kraft mayo. ❞
❝ It’s all masked in this flowery sort of frothy poetic jackassery that nobody really cares about. ❞
❝ If you can’t figure shit out by fucking around, you don’t belong near computers. ❞
❝ Too bad, that would have spared you from making a fool of yourself. And, more importantly, spared me from having to watch. ❞
❝ I can’t control myself. I must have a weakness for insufferable pricks. ❞
❝ I am being pleasant and agreeable and I will gently lower magnificent, coruscating column of hot ‘fuck you’ down the throat of anyone who says otherwise. ❞
❝ Remember pants? You used to love pants! ❞
❝ Are we not friends anymore because of the stuff I said? ❞
❝ I just won [Name] tantrum bingo. ❞
❝ Why would I ‘got to’? I don’t ‘got to’ and every time you take my help for granted, I feel like I ‘got to’ a little less. ❞
❝ He’s the duly elected mayor of the fruity rumpus asshole factory. ❞
❝ You should sit your ass tight and do the fuck what i tell you the fuck to fucking do! ❞
❝ There’s a cake in the toilet. ❞
❝ Hey guess what, new orders. No more impromptu amputations. ❞ / ❝ Impromptutations. ❞
❝ Actually, it’s sort of hilarious. Or it would be, if it didn’t affect me personally. ❞
❝ I came to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly. ❞
❝ No, I flip out to ill jams because they kick ass. ❞
❝ The best thing about how I did that is how it in no way will ever come back to bite us in the ass ever.❞
❝ Can I lick the paintings? ❞
❝ You will quickly meet some friendly crocodiles. They will try to eat you. But that’s just their way of being friendly! ❞
❝ Sometimes at night I pray for burglars. ❞
❝ I could give myself a hernia trying to be a big a douche as that guy. ❞
❝ The problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking fuzzy muppet dong. ❞
❝ Well shit. That was a hell of a mystery that no one thought was a mystery and didn't even really need solving. But damn if it didn't just get solved, so nice work. ❞
❝ Sounds like you wanna make this needlessly melodramatic. ❞
❝ Why don’t you come up here so I can push you off this building? ❞
❝ Jeez, why does everyone always die so much? ❞
❝ Everybody shut the fuck up, I hate you both, etc. etc. Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, there is important business to discuss. ❞
❝ Why do you work so hard at being so awful? ❞
❝ Shucks!! ❞ / ❝ Hey, I'm upset about it too, but lets watch the fucking language.❞
❝ I have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty. ❞
❝ Are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory? ❞
❝ We're safer than some flintstone vitamins in a bottle. Keep twisting junior, all you get is clicks. ❞
❝ The circle of stupidity is complete. ❞
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Winter Shippy Starters
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Your muse warms their freezing hands with mine’s breath
My muse takes yours to the hospital after they slipped
Sharing a blanket in a cold house
My muse invites yours to a winter’s dance
Holding hands and ice skating
Your muse sticks snow in mine’s coat
Making snow angels so the wings touch 
Your muse surprises mine with a snowball fight
My muse catches yours when they slipped on ice
Catching snowflakes on their tongues
Your muse presses their freezing hands/feet on mine
Couples ski/snowboard/snowshoe trip
My muse notices yours staring at the aurora on a clear night
They get snowed in together and the power goes out
My muse pulls yours out of a freezing lake
Making snowmen together
Your muse sabotages mine in a gingerbread house construction contest
My muse surprises yours with a special present
Making s’mores inside
The car broke down and we’re stuck in the snow waiting for a tow
My muse makes hot chocolate for yours
Your muse rescues mine from the cold 
Sledding together
Its snowing and my muse has forgotten their jacket
Our muses go on a tour of the best lights in the city
They must huddle together…. for warmth
My muse has never seen snow before so yours is introducing them to the wonder… or the hideousness.
Our muses cuddle up by the fire while a blizzard rages outside
My muse knit yours a sweater
Our muses spend New Years eve together
Fake dating at a holiday party
Your muse finds mine taking a walk through a frozen garden to escape the party inside
Free square, recipients choice!
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Winter Aesthetics Starters
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Shaking snow off your boots
Tracing pictures on frosted windows
Scraping ice off a windshield
Fogged up glasses
Tracking water inside
Red cheeks raw with cold
Candlelight in the dark
Fat snowflakes drifting to the ground
Itchy scarves
Cooking something hardy
Baking cookies
Itchy scarves
Naked branches clacking in wind
Strings of lights
Snow crunching under foot 
A silent, snowy morning 
Wind howling during a storm
Gritty street slush 
Long wool coats
Gliding on ice in sneakers
The warmth of a fireplace on a cold, quiet night 
Breath fogging in the air 
Stinging ear tips in the wind 
Frost tipping pine needles on the trees 
The glow of snow at night 
Sitting near a window despite the chill seeping inside
Throwing pebbles on frozen lakes 
Ice skating
Socks bunching up in the bottom of your boots
Watching an aurora
Curling up by the fire with a good book
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Vampires, Werewolves, and Ghosts oh my! Halloween Monsters Starters feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ I can't eat solids now. Great. What, I can't sunbathe? I can't watch daytime TV? I can…well I guess I could. My favourite food. I can't eat chips. It's– I don't– It's just– I hate– I’ll say it. I'm over being a vampire. It's shit. ❞
❝ Hey. Don't swear. We're werewolves, not Swear-Wolves. ❞
❝ It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare. ❞
❝ The movie 'Twilight'. Have you seen it? Okay, I'm the main in 'Twilight'. You know the main guy? 'Twilight'? That's me. ❞
❝ When you are a vampire, you become very sexy. ❞
❝ Why didn’t you tell me you were a werewolf?!  ❞ / ❝ When we first met I said I was a dog person!  ❞
❝ Thank you for coming, I can’t wait to have you for dinner. ❞
❝ Whatever is out there, it isn’t interested in blood. ❞ / ❝ Except the vampires ❞ / ❝ Yeah, obviously except the vampires. ❞
❝ Well, I'm so sorry that I can't be the right kind of monster for you. ❞
❝ The full moon is here again; in sickness and in health. ❞
❝ Don’t lick the guests, darling. Bad manners. ❞
❝ Yeah, some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think 'Ooh, those are some nice pants!' ❞
❝ Vampires, You like to play with your food. ❞
❝ I'm [Name] and I never lost a fight to man nor beast. ❞
❝ You don’t deserve my fucking blood. ❞
❝ Do you have a God to put a last prayer to, [Name]? ❞ / ❝ Yeah. "Dear God, please don't let the vampire's guts ruin my good tunic." ❞
❝ Does anyone else want to take this opportunity to admit they're already dead, or a flesh construct, or other relevant object? ❞
❝ If you lie I'll mummify you. ❞
❝ 'Who'... or 'what'. I love the idea of ‘what’. Ghosts and monsters, remnants of the dead... the disturbed dead. The idea that someone is still here and furious... or that something has been lurking here forever.  ❞
❝ ‘Ghosts and you might die’ is my middle name. ❞
❝ I’m fun-scary! ❞ / ❝ No, you’re scary-scary. ❞
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Autumn Aesthetics Starters
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Cute ones
Leaves crunching under your boots. 
Morning air just a bit colder than expected. 
The smell of warm cider in a mug. 
Sticky fake blood
Baking cinnamon muffins
Pumpkin spice
The harvest moon 
Corn mazes
Houses covered in Halloween decorations
Jumping into piles of leaves.
Pumpkins on porches  
Hay rides
Bobbing for apples
Itchy wool on skin
Going to a haunted house
Black cats crossing your path
Heat of a fireplace on a cold night
Harvest festival feasts
Carving jack-o-lanterns
First frost of the year
Crumbling tombstones
Full moon over head
Jello in plastic brain molds
Twigs snapping on the forest floor
Trick-or-treating
The call of an owl 
Dried and wilted flowers
Toilet paper mummies
Spooky ones
Scratching at the door 
Howling at the moon
Eyes in the trees 
Whispers from the shadows
Murder of crows gathered outside
Something’s under the bed 
Fog rolling on an open field
The only headlights on miles of open road
Footsteps coming up quickly from behind
A bathroom mirror in the dark
Buried alive
Watchful eyes that follow
Growls down the hall
Hands bursting from the earth
Friday the 13th
Tree branches like claws 
Wrought iron gates
An ancient mausoleum, stone door crumbling
A familiar voice in an unfamiliar place
Things that crawl in the walls
Cobwebs in the corners 
A scream in the night 
Blood washing down the shower drain
Hot wax dripping on pentagrams
Lightning over a castle 
The rattling of chains
Torn stitches
Fire hungry for tinder
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Horror Media (Mostly Movies) Starters feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ Do you want to see something strange? ❞
❝ Do you want to play a game? ❞
❝ I see dead people. ❞
❝ You’re gonna need a bigger boat! ❞
❝ Do you like scary movies? ❞
❝ Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore. ❞
❝ Yes, ooo, ahh, it always starts out that way, and then comes all the running and screaming. ❞
❝ What an excellent day for an exorcism. ❞
❝ They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits 'em. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are! ❞
❝ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? ❞
❝ I’m scared to close my eyes. I’m scared to open them. ❞
❝ Whatever you do, don't fall asleep. ❞
❝ They're all gonna laugh at you. ❞
❝ Be afraid... Be very afraid. ❞
❝ No one trusts anybody now, and we’re all very tired. ❞
❝ Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see. ❞
❝ Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet! ❞
❝ Get away from her you bitch! ❞
❝ When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. ❞
❝ Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think 'Ooh, those are some nice pants!' ❞
❝ Have the lambs stopped screaming? ❞
❝ Come play with us, forever, and ever, and ever. ❞
❝ You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it. ❞
❝ Smile, you son of a bitch! ❞
❝ At the start I was like 'Oh no, I'm dead'. It's kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff. But the way I see it I have a whole new family who accept me for who I am, and I accept them for who they are…even though one of them killed me. ❞
❝ No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering. ❞
❝ Sometimes dead is better. ❞
❝ People say you should always do the right thing, but sometimes there is no right thing. And then, you just have to pick the sin you can live with. ❞
❝ Meat's meat, and man's gotta eat. ❞
❝ It’s alive! ❞
❝ Take her, not me. ❞
❝ In space, no one can hear you scream. ❞
❝ This is not your grave but you are welcome in it. ❞
❝ The moment you die will feel exactly the same as this one. ❞
❝ There is more to the darkness than the inability to see. ❞
❝ Nobody gets what they deserve, not in this place, they just get whatever hurts the most. ❞
❝ Don’t you want to be fully consumed by what loves you? ❞
❝ May you find your rest where no shadows are passed, and no eyes see you slumber. ❞
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Magic and Misfits a collection of my favourite sentences from the first three episodes of Dimension20′s Magic and Misfits. Part 2/??? feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns,  whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ Yes, you’ve been entrapped, I’ve entrapped you. ❞
❝ I guess they heard, I guess they must have, I guess the snitch got away. ❞
❝In educational terms, this is tracking students, this is– you’re predetermining a student’s ability, or assigning traits to them and grouping them into classes based on those traits. It’s a really proven ineffective and harmful to students, to group them. ❞
❝ Here, it is proven and known that who you are at the age of 11 is who you will be for the rest of your life. ❞
❝ Sorry, is one of the flavors of kid evil? ❞
❝ Yeah, isn’t cunning just bad smart? ❞
❝ It’s valuable to be cunning, but no one would ever put it over brave or kind. ❞
❝ Can you not pick a house, is that a thing? My friends are saying a bunch of stuff that’s making me think it’s not good to be in any of them. ❞
❝ I’ve still got all these gold coins. They don’t spend back home. ❞
❝ Are wizard brains different than human brains? ❞
❝ Mess with the goat, get the horns. ❞
❝ The idea of sleeping in a dungeon and the reality of sleeping in a dungeon couldn’t be more different. ❞
❝ Take it from me, sleeping in a dry room rules. If you can angle that and get a room that’s dry, you are flying high. ❞
❝ Every loser has a cool kid inside of them. ❞
❝ It’s just… I feel like I could fix him. ❞
❝ I don’t know, I’m just, I’m not super good with guys and people and everything, and this is the only way I kind of know how to respond to somebody that I’m kind of attracted to. ❞
❝ Can I ask what emojis are? ❞
❝ This is what non-magical people do? They eat food? ❞
❝ I’m far and away the least cool person in our crew of people. ❞
❝ Adult institutions fail children at every possible turn, and it’s so easy to fall through the cracks. ❞
❝ Question authority always. ❞
❝ I have three best friends, no, I’m not okay, okay? I have three best friends. ❞
❝ Yeah, that’s what happens in hell, is you get sunburned, you get sunburned in hell. It’s hell, where famously the sun is, deep underground. ❞
❝ That’s not what happens in hell. Hell is a dark forest where your dad opens his ribcage and invites you to dance. ❞
❝ You know what I would love my legend to be? He was a nice guy, nothing weird ever happened, and he just made some friends and then one day, he lived to just a normal age and he died, and the only things people said about him was, “Hey, that guy was okay.” ❞
❝ I look like the gender aisle at Target. ❞
❝ Don’t touch my blood! ❞
❝ This is just, you’re acting so normal about all of this. You’re just so weird. ❞
❝ I always have it as a British man because it’s kind of sexist that all of the default settings for digital assistants are female. ❞
❝ Yeah, it’s way harder now because most ships are kind of, you can’t see the sailor on the inside, but yeah, it’s super fun, have you met men? It’s so fun to sink them. ❞
❝ Don’t fight it, don’t fight this cauldron. Don’t let this cauldron win. ❞
❝ Yo, when you talk, all I hear is snake sounds ‘cause you’re basically an evil wizard. ❞
❝ I tried to trash talk and I really got my feelings hurt. ❞
❝ Sometimes when you go to trash talk, they trash talk harder, all right? ❞
❝ Friendship is such vibes. ❞
❝I think your culture is ruled by shame, and a lot of you are conforming to some really unhealthy things, and I think that I’m fed up with it already and I’ve been here for a day. ❞
❝ He pretends he cares, but he doesn’t, just like Han Solo. ❞
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Magic and Misfits a collection of my favourite sentences from the first three episodes of Dimension20′s Magic and Misfits. Part 1/??? feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns,  whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ I want [School Name] on three, Family on six. One, two, three- ❞
❝ Oh, who are you to judge me? You think you're better than me, bird? ❞
❝ Do you think that pigeons got preferences around food? Do you think there are some pigeons that are like, "I like Cheetos," and then there are other pigeons who are like, "I like Fritos," and then the other pigeons are like, "I don't fuck with Doritos"? ❞
❝ Fuck you guys. I always knew magic was real! ❞
❝ This is weird shit. But hey, private school is crazy, all right? They got juice and shit in the fountains, so I think that's the thing. ❞
❝ No, Mother, I did not rent an owl on the internet! There are strict handling laws in Seattle. ❞
❝ I'm very proud of you. Artistic expression is so important. It's like all your piercings and the tattoos that you've got. ❞
❝ Clearly I'm different and cool and so much darker than my peers. I deserve this. ❞
❝ Look, I did okay in school, I went along with all the normals and everything for as long as it was convenient, but this is a great opportunity for me!❞
❝ My entire life I have felt just very different from everybody else. I'm very, very different, and that sets me apart and makes me unique and very creative. ❞
❝ If they make me forget you, you have to kill them all with your magic! ❞
❝ Don't worry, I'll do a ton of magic killing. ❞
❝ Oh, so you're like a raven bringing good tidings and news? ❞
❝ I don't believe or trust you. You constantly say, 'It's for the cont,' and I don't know what that means. ❞
❝ Woo, D’s make degrees!❞
❝ No, I wouldn't have enrolled you in a school that involves a flying rat as a delivery mechanism ‘cause we have email. ❞
❝ Oh, boy. Are you gonna be weird, or will you be normal? ❞
❝ Please be normal... ❞
❝ Don't bow. Don't do that, that's so weird. Please don't do that. ❞
❝ You don't have to stay, you can go. I know that I'm bad. I know I'm bad to be around. You can go if this is not good for you. ❞
❝ Did it fly here from England? It's hundreds of days, that’s- Where does it rest on the ocean? It can't lock its wings like an albatross and sleep on the wind. ❞
❝ That doesn't sound cool, that sounds wizardy. ❞
❝ I thought you were gonna straight up die. I thought you were gonna get murdered by a bird. ❞
❝ Owls don't ring in the wild. I don't wanna be Mr. Bird Facts all the time, but owls don't ring naturally. ❞
❝ Oh, that's just a piece... Mm, no it's fine. Good for you. I'm very proud of you, and I'm sure your rocks are very magical. ❞
❝ You're... so... sad. ❞
❝ I'm having the best time I've ever had in my life. I'm not sad right now. ❞
❝ My latent abilities as a witch are probably just late in blooming because the flower that blooms in adversity is often the most complex and dark of them all. ❞
❝ I don't have a screen on my phone. I only have like, three numbers saved in there. It's 911, poison control, and animal control. ❞
❝ My self-esteem isn't really tied up in my knowledge of this strange new place that I just found out existed, so. I'm good. ❞
❝ Scuppers? Is that the sport? That’s some, oh, man, that don't sound cool at all. Saying I'm a scuppers player does not sound like it's gonna be cool. ❞
❝ Okay, all right. I can integrate this into my world view and still be fine. All right. ❞
❝ Is it because anything that you nurture and care for dies a horrible death? ❞
❝ They don't all die! Sometimes they do stuff, or they tell me to do stuff. Sometimes they don't turn out to be animals. One time a pig's head in the butcher shop told me that God and the devil killed each other. So you know, I don't know if that's an animal or not. I don't know if that's an animal or not, and it's been happening for a long time! ❞
❝ I don't know you, so why are you conspiring with me? ❞
❝ Just general whimsy feels to be hittin' here. ❞
❝ That is going to do numbers on the 'Gram. ❞
❝ It's dark, I'm dark. I'm so spooky. ❞
❝ You guys don't have to hang out with me if you don't wanna. I know it sucks to be around me. You just saw a bunch of animals vomit blood. I know that sucks. You don't have to hang around me if you don't want. ❞
❝ Real people aren't tropes, though, you know? I'm not a character. ❞
❝ You clearly belong here and should be here and should be learning magic. I'm basically just here to get this, just cut out of me, and just be able to have a life, you know? ❞
❝ I am not an evil wizard! ❞
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