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cumcaptian · 4 months
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I check this account so i can harass someone
What the fuck is all this
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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Fuck beinf British, im cum
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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this is fucking awesome what the fuck is this i’d give my passport 12/10
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I wander in a maze alone If I find you will you shock me? Am I only a lab rat? Someone you can test things on?
I just wanted you to watch me dissolve, slowly In a pool full of your love
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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Benrey has missing textures
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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Catboi crybaby
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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Meet Catboi! He small and is my uh- half life vr ai thing oc
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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When you get drunk in Vegas
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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Best boy
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. HENRY MILLER IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING SPORTSY. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS PINK FUCKIN' DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING SPORTSY, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. HENRY MILLER, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO KEBABS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY SPORTSY, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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Ugh i hate it when some eggplant breaks into my house calling me 'old sport' n shit ugh :/
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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Scp-049 could cure corona
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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So Kai like has fire powers n stuff right? Well he must be inhaling smoke all the time
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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When its tank top time 😳
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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Thicc bihs
Red guy is Not Available and green lass is Google Classroom uh
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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Imagine being this cool, like D-69420
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cumcaptian · 4 years
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Alright kids, enjoy
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