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cupidmybeloved · 2 years
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ICE SKATING
family dynamic sbi x sibling!gn!reader
wilbur: the two of you can never go ice skating with the whole family for bonding time because you guys never fail to drift away, heads too caught up in competition. wilbur grew up playing ice hockey and you grew up doing figure skating which meant that sometimes you’d find yourself teaching wilbur an axel jump, or wilbur teaching you how to shoot a bar down. you and wilbur often challenge each other, seeing who can do laps around the rink fastest. the loser always blaming tommy for being a bad timekeeper. honestly, it wouldn’t be a shock if the rink had prominent markings engraved from your races against each other. you both share an overflowing trophy cabinet in the living room. at the end of each year, the two of you count the medals and trophies together, always hoping to have more awards than the other.
tommy: with wilbur as his role model, it wasn’t a surprise when tommy had asked to take up ice hockey. the first move he learnt was a hockey stop, it quickly became his favourite thing to do on ice. he would do it so often in the same and then scoop up the ice from it and form it into snowballs that would find their way to your face. he loves watching you skate. what can he say? the spins are mesmerising. “aww that was fucking brill do the spin again”. you never fail to find tommy in the crowd during one of your competitions, after all, he’s always the loudest. sometimes you’ll hear him in the crowd bragging to tubbo about how cool you are. you and tommy almost always skate shapes into the ice (they also may or may not almost always be dicks). your favourite thing to do with tommy on ice is sitting him on a skating aid and then pushing him around the rink. every time tommy steps off the ice, you’ll find endless bruises littered on his body.
techno: for someone who wants to move out to a house in the ice plains, he sure as hell can’t skate for shit. he can skate straight lines at best. maybe even turn on his left leg a bit. he keeps saying the reason why he never learnt was that he’s always preferred walking on ice and that his tall figure makes it hard for him to balance but tommy calls bs. you always insist on trying to teach him. at first, he passed up the offer, complaining about how he was tired and that it was winter. soon enough, his need to be better than wilbur eventually made him agree to your offer. wilbur being the little shit that he is, would tell tommy to run into to techno every time he was starting to get the hang of turning.
“techno! you’re doing it- never mind“ “ouch! tommy!” “sorry it was an accident” “yea like the other 29 times?” “yup”
philza: when you were little, you had enjoyed doing ballet. however, after the family had moved houses, there weren’t any nearby ballet academies. as a result, philza had decided to put you in figure skating classes for a few weeks to see if you liked it. spoiler alert, you did. phil was very supportive when you mentioned wanting to pursue a career path in figure skating. throughout your 10 years of figure skating, not once has he missed a competition of yours. the makeup aspect of figure skating was quite difficult for you guys to learn so phil decided to ask a few of his coworkers to teach him. which was why you would often come home from school to find your dad with heavy eyeshadow. thank god none of your looks ever needed eyeliner. one of your traditions would be to practice while wearing his infamous white and green striped hat before competing. after every competition, you’ll always find him with a hot chocolate in hand ready for you.
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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LEMONADE STAND
family dynamic sbi x sibling!gn!reader
tommy: money. you both needed it asap. which is why the two of you had decided to impulsively start a lemonade stand in front of the house. the goal was quite small. you only needed enough money to replace a broken vase before dadza got home from his work trip. tommy didn’t think this far ahead which meant there wasn’t a recipe. which resulted in tommy making up the recipe on the spot. somehow he had managed to use limes instead of lemons and it tasted way too sour but tommy insisted that it was an ingenious idea. you guys didn’t even have cups either and ended up just serving the “lemonade” in plastic bowls. at the end of the day, you and tommy had made $8 and now owed techno $22.
philza: he randomly remembered about a ginger lemonade recipe in an old russian book he was given eons ago. philza accidentally made a huge batch because turns out his russian wasn’t as good as he thought because the recipes was meant for 50 servings, not 5. he put the lemonade in a glass keg and just left paper cups next to it as a self serve. wilbur didn’t know what was happening and thought phil wasn’t getting any customers which lead to him posting on his instagram story. will may or may not have underestimated his popularity and influence. when the day had come to an end, the lawn was littered with coins and only the keg lid was still there.
techno: you were in the mood to do something so you begged techno to help you with a lemonade stand. he gave you all the instructions and told you to do all the work as it was your idea in the first place. you did nothing. techno ended up taking over as soon as you picked up a lemon, claiming that you were doing it wrong. he spotted another lemonade stand a block away and called the police claiming that the kid didn’t have a license to sell anything, you didn’t either but there was no way in hell you were telling techno that now. the lemonade was served in paper cartons because apparently one of technos hidden talents was origami. when dinner was ready, you and techo had made a total of $2053.80 thanks to his false claims of anti-aging and superpowers.
wilbur: he wanted to buy sally a gift for her birthday so he decided to drag you along to help because according to him, you were the definition of pity. you hate to admit it but it worked. people walking along the street just gave you money instead of purchasing a drink. sometimes, they would also tip wilbur money as he was obnoxiously showing off his guitar skills to “set the mood.” all was well until your first non-pity customer (techno) tried the lemonade. turns out tommy had swapped the salt and sugar but wilbur hadn’t noticed (bc yanno irl wilbur has fucked up taste buds lmao). both of you remade the batch together, making sure to add sugar this time, and served it in red solo cups he had leftover from house parties. a large percentage of customers just so happened to be adults, nothing to do with the bottle of vodka under the table, of course. when the sun set, wilbur had a total of $420.
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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COOKING
family dynamic sbi x sibling!gn!reader
tommy: tommy was invited to a picnic with tubbo’s family and needed to bring something, so the two of you decided to make a cake. tommy wanted to do everything. when he took the cake off the cooling rack it slipped and dropped onto the table which squashed it. you ended up making cake pops instead. he tends to compare textures and smells. “this cake is as greasy as wilbur’s hair.” he decided to dip them in purple chocolate because it reminded him of alliums. tommy refuses to touch the dishes so while you were washing them, you gave him an edible marker and let him draw all over the cake pops. big mistake. he drew dicks over half of them so he could keep them instead of bringing them to the picnic.
wilbur: was hungry and found you getting water in the kitchen at 3am. wilbur asked if you could help him cook because last time he was in the kitchen, he evaporated water instead of boiling it. mac n cheese was the obvious choice, it was something mum used to make. wilbur is constantly insisting on using a recipe but you eye balled everything because “eh it’s close enough.” new comfort food unlocked. expect wilbur to knock on your door in the middle of the night to ask you to make him mum’s mac n cheese. the both of you claim to leave the dishes in the sink to “soak” but we all know it’s because you’re both lazy and that phil would do them in the morning anyways.
techno: he found a recipe in the library for udon noodles and wanted to try it with you. if he’s being honest, he’s actually dreading to try it, he just wanted to spend time with you without the rest of the chaotic family. you guys either work in a comfortable silence or a loud one with arguments about stupid conspiracy theories. you really wanted to serve the dish in a fancy plate but tommy broke them all so techno ended up pulling out his l’manburg zoo 2016 plate phil made him buy while on a school field trip. you find that he did the dishes without you realising. techno struggled with chopsticks for a few minutes before deciding to just give up and use a fork. found it embarrassing that he couldn’t even hold them properly so that night he found himself alone his room, teaching himself how to use chopsticks for next time. udon noodles quickly became one of his weird midnight study cravings.
philza: techno accidentally farmed too many potatoes which lead you to where you are now. making baked potatoes for dinner with phil. this was the 5th potato dish you’ve made this week and it was only tuesday. cooking with phil included singing and dancing along to music. almost everytime phil would have a story about a song. “this was the song they welcomed me with when i visited the hermitcraft smp.” the sbi family is known for its competitiveness so it wasn’t really a surprise when dinner prep became a game. the rules were simple, try and figure out what was being made for dinner using only your sense of smell. the winner gets to skip out on doing the dishes and packing up, if no one guessed it then then you and phil would get to skip out instead. as a result of the game, you and phil created your own code for ingredients just incase any of the boys tried to eavesdrop. “hey y/n could you pass me the clock and glue?.”
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tubbo: sam dropped him off to be babysat but he was in such a rush that he forgot to feed tubbo. you decided to make fairy bread for tubbo and let him watch and help out. fairy bread was quick and easy to make. plus, it was one of his favourite snacks because of all the different coloured sprinkles. you would usually dump sprinkles onto the countertop for tubbo to sort into colours as a way to pass time whilst you prepared fairy bread for tommy. sometimes, when you weren’t looking he would scoop up the sprinkles into his hand and shove them down mouth all at once. tubbo likes spreading butter on bread?? idk why, he just does. tubbo also refuses to eat the crust and only eats whole grain bread.
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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KNITTING
family dynamic sbi x sibling!gn!reader
tommy: you knitted him a cow (henry) for his 4th birthday and he’s kept it with him ever since. no matter what you knit him every year, he just won’t let go of that god damned raggedy cow. the last thing you knitted for him was a red tote bag upon his request. he said it was to carry his discs around more conveniently. you knew about his secret little rendezvous during the early hours of dawn so one day you decided to wait for him to come back. much to your surprise, tommy came back with a red tote bag filled to the brim, not with discs but with freshly picked flowers.
techno: for christmas you had made him a gigantic blanket which he absolutely adored. but if you were being honest, you had only made the blanket out of pettiness due to him constantly complaining about all the blankets in the house being too small. you had hidden a bunch of references in the blanket design for him to find. from things like greek mythology to coded sentences, you did it all. sometimes you’ll be minding your own business and then hearing techno yell in celebration about finding another hidden reference. he often finds himself asking you to knit him clothes since regular human ones just don’t fit him right. once as a joke you made him a bracelet with solar colour changing yarn so he could stick his arm out the window to find out if it was daytime or not without having to blind himself by opening the curtains.
philza: on father’s day he found a bucket hat that you had left on his pillow, it was quite similar to his usual hat, with the slight difference that this one had a few more uses. you had used magical yarn for the hat that causes it to change colour based on the current weather. waterproofing the hat was a difficult task but nonetheless, you had managed to find a villager who was willing to help and now the hat could be used as a bucket. the last thing you added to the hat was prot 3 and oh boy was that a pain. no one was willing to enchant protection on non-armour items so you had to do it yourself.
wilbur: over the years you’ve knitted wilbur many different things but his favourite has to be the glow in the dark guitar strap you made him because he kept loosing his guitar. although, the red beanie he wore everyday was a close second. on april fools day you switched out his iconic beanie with one that looked red but turned bright pink as soon as he wore it. you, tommy, and phil had a blast calling him technoblade the whole day. you swore you even saw techno crack a smile, wilbur however, was loosing it. he didn’t understand why everyone was calling him by his twin's name and quite frankly, he found it offensive.
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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INJURIES
family dynamic sbi x sibling!gn!reader
tommy: usually tommy hates helping people with their injuries because he gets flashbacks to him patching up wilbur’s injuries before he died. however, your bright energy manages to completely distract him. he gets really happy once he realises that you came to him first for help out of everyone because it’s only very rarely that he feels needed. tommy surprisingly does a good job. when you ask him how he knows so much first aid he hesitantly explains in a small whisper that it was because of how often he was hurt during his exile. he bandages you up with colourful bandages along with a sticker which he got both from a spider-man themed first aid kit that techno gave him for his 7th bday. he keeps the first aid kit under his bed. the kit still holds a birthday card and tiny pieces of confetti inside.
wilbur: looks you up and down, ignoring the blood trickling down your skin. “you look like absolute shit.” he already knows what happened because it was posted all over social media. dumps his backpack out on onto his bed to find medical adhesive tape. finds them (and a condom lol) but it's tangled with his headphones. wilbur wraps a sock on your split knuckles as a temporary patch up so he can attempt to untangle the bandage tape and headphones. no matter what you say, he refuses to cut the headphones in order to untangle them because sally gave him those headphones. (trust me, those headphones are probably going to become a family heirloom one day). complains about how you didn’t invite him to help fight or at least watch. gives you a lollipop without realising because that’s what he used to do for tommy when he was younger.
techno: as soon as you enter his room the voices in his head go ballistic. instantly grabs a roll of bandages from his pocket. silently bandages you up without any questions because whenever he’s injured, you don’t ask him questions whilst you assist him and he respects that. plus, he could tell that you didn’t want to talk about it. thanks to the thins wall between his and wilbur's room, he ends up unintentionally finding out that sapnap had jumped you on while you were walking home. the next day, sapnaps finds an arrow on the ground house house with a note attached to it “just because y/n was lenient doesn’t mean i am. you’re on strike 2 blaze boy”
philza: as soon as you limp inside the house, he drags you to the nearest table and grabs the roll of bandages that’s always on standby in the kitchen. (tommys fault because he had a baking phase growing up). he was mad at you for putting yourself in danger until you told him that the reason you got into the fight in the first place was bc they were making fun of tommy. that shut him up real quick. he asks if there’s a video that he could watch. if there is then he’ll complain about the potato quality and then give you tips on how you could’ve won the fight faster. warns you not go into fights alone, no matter how capable you are.
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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celebrating your birthday | feral boys
summary: what it’s like celebrating your birthday with each of the feral boys
warnings: swearing, unedited
first feral boys post let’s goooo
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dream
this is one of the only times of the year that you’ll let him spoil you so be prepared to drown in gifts
one of the things he got you was a silver bangle with the coordinates of where he asked you to be his s/o engraved on the inside of the bracelet (bonus points because it was in his handwriting too)
this spontaneous mf planned something scary and pricey like skydiving or bungee jumping because he knows damn well that you wouldn’t say no if it costed more than ikea furniture
definitely took you out to a fancy five star restaurant
bought you a high end cheese cake that you told him about seven months ago but he kinda forgot that he had to buy candles so he put the match sticks in the cake instead lmao
george
george would wake up early just to get everything ready for you before you wake up
he got kinda lost trying to choose something that you would like so he bought you the most randms things like squishmallows, coffee beans, books, a portable charger, a nerf gun and a few gift cards. but hey it’s the thought that counts right?
he took you to a flower field for a picnic but you guys didn’t have a schedule so the picnic lasted until after sunset which meant george’s attempt at pizza and croissant sandwiches ended up being your dinner
he made you a cute sponge cake, it wasn’t the best but it wasn’t bad. it just tasted awfully sweet, at least it was edible right?
sapnap
sapnap got you a horror game expecting you to hate it but instead you kept dragging him to play it with you, only problem was that he was scared of almost everything and screamed every time something moved
you guys went to a drive-in cinema and saw spider-man homecoming but if you asked him, he wouldn’t know. he was too busy watching you the whole time instead
this man knows his food and if there’s one thing he loves it’s lamb. he would complain about how the lamb wasn’t as good as it is in greece
if he’s being honest, he just got you the first cake he saw at costco
karl
so we all know karls obsession with cartoon network right? well you just so happen to have one too. so for your birthday, he commissioned an artist to paint the both of you as characters from adventure time.
early morning karaoke because “it’s your day so the neighbours can’t tell you off”
you guys spent the whole day getting pampered together. you ended up getting matching sets of nails and he was more than happy to wait for your hair to get done as well. it was your day and he wanted to make you feel like royalty
karl tried making you dinner but accidentally burnt it resulting in him ordering takeout from as many places as possible because he didn’t know what food you were “feeling”
he stalked your pintrest boards and found really fancy chocolate cupcakes that you saved so he made them for you
quackity
alex spent a solid three days making one of those explosion boxes with photos and gift cards. inside the middle was a ring engraved with the star map of what the stars looked like the day you two met
he also seems like the type to write long heartfelt cards tbh
he took you to the carnival and boy did you two waste a shit load of money trying to get a giant bear which you didn’t end up winning :(
for dinner you guys ordered everything off the menu from mcdonald’s and just mixed and matched things trying to look for a new food combo
originally he had bought you an ice cream cake a week prior but it melted on the way home so he put it in the freezer and decided to fix it later, only to find out that you ate the whole cake thinking it was just ice cream alex scooped weirdly. so he ended up last minute buying you an overpriced mud cake from some random cake boutique across the street
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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HAIR
family dynamic sbi x sibling!gn!reader
philza: being hundreds of years old meant that he knew a lot, one of those things being how to style and take care of hair. when you were younger he would do your hair while telling you stories about the kind people he met when he traveled the universe one country at a time. whenever him and techno leave to go on adventures, he always brings back a hair clip or accessory for you.
tommy: he’ll never tell you but you’re the only person in the household that he trusts with cutting his hair, but boy is it a nightmare. tommy will complain about his hair being too long but the second you snip off a tiny piece he’ll complain about it being too short. every new years it’s become tradition for you to dye a small design onto the back of his head, this year it was a music note. when he was 9 he tried to help you do your hair but burnt himself with the curling iron and now has a slight fear of it. on april fools you dumped a whole bottle of bright pink hair dye into his shampoo and called him technoblade the whole day.
techno: philza taught techno how to plait his hair as a way to for him to distract himself from the voices but he eventually lost interest in the simple plait so you went out of your way and visited the local village every week just to learn complicated braids to teach him. in exchange, he teaches you different knots. whenever you’re upset he lets you sit next to him and play with his soft long locks while he rambles to you about greek mythology. you keep begging him to let you braid cat ears but he won’t budge. for his birthday you got him what he thought to be a switchblade but instead of a blade it was a wooden comb, it’s old and flimsy but he still keeps it in the top drawer of his nightstand.
wilbur: growing up, wilbur would be the one you turned to whenever you wanted to experiment and everytime you had the same excuse of “you never take off the beanie, no one’s gonna know if it turns out shit”. when dadza makes you guys take a family photo it’s game to see who can yank off wilburs beanie at the last second to show off the horrible bleach job jnr the photo. you guys find almost any and every excuse to dye your hair, from holidays like thanksgiving to the anniversary of the day tommy broke his left arm. you guys have friendship bracelets but one day he broke his while mining and lost a bunch of the beads so when he showed you, you insisted on braiding them into his hair instead.
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tubbo: he’s naturally very fidgety so you let him do your hair for you as he finds it therapeutic. he enjoys ranting to you while doing your hair because whenever he’s with tommy he prefers to listen but whenever he’s with you he’ll talk about literally anything for hours. often directly touches your curling iron to see if its hot enough and then proceeds to complain about it hurting him. he grew up learning colours from yours and wilburs constantly changing hair. tubbos favourite memories are getting his hair done by you for crazy hair day at school every year. whenever you guys had empty shampoo or dye bottles you guys would put coke and mentos in them, hastily screw them shut and chuck them at the floor as hard as possible to turn the bottles into mini explosives that quickly rained down and became close concussions.
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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valentine's day│georgenotfound
summary: if there's one thing george hates, it's valentines day. this year, y/n decided against being alone and set up a surprise movie night for her and her dateless neighbour. when the day ends george comes to the conclusion that maybe valentines day isn't so bad after all.
warnings: none
a/n: ngl i kinda really hate this post but oh well i'm posting it anyways. also oops valentine’s day post in april
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george let out a sigh as he read the date in the bottom right corner of his laptop. february 14th. the day known best for stuffed animals, hard heart-shaped candies and, most importantly, love. the majority of people looked forward to the 14th, wondering if they had received any chocolates from secret admirers. george however, despised it. every year red hearts were plastered wherever he looked. unfortunately for george, instead of the bright red and pretty pink, all he saw was an ugly and unpleasant shade of brown. not to mention, he was lonely every year as well.
a buzz from his phone caught his attention. a text message from you. come over was all it read. george cocked an eyebrow in confusion but nonetheless, he complied. after all, anything would’ve been better than moping all day in his dim-lit room. as george made his way to your door he pondered about why you, his next-door neighbour whom he may have a teensy tiny crush on, wanted him to pay a visit.
just as george’s knuckles were about to knock onto the wooden door that stood before him, it abruptly opened, slightly startling him. george was instantly met with your charismatic smile (one of the reasons you were his favourite neighbor, unbeknownst to you).
“hey! you’re finally here” you greeted, excitement lighting up your eyes.
“calm down, it was only what? five minutes? what did you need me here for? i could’ve been on a date for all you know.” joked george.
“oh don’t be silly, you and i both know that the day one of us gets a date is the day pigs fly. which is why i invited you over. together we’re going to celebrate loneliness!” you exclaimed.
“celebrating loneliness without being lonely? sounds legit to me” he replied, a witty smirk etched into his face.
“oh shut up, you know what i meant. now close your eyes and follow my lead so i can show you the surprise. don’t peak or i’ll make sure both sides of your pillow are warm.” you giggled as you grabbed onto his pale, slender hands and cautiously dragged him inside.
your short journey didn’t end up being so cautious after all, as george had managed to bump his head into almost every piece of tall furniture and decor you owned. in your opinion, it was just his fault for being so lanky.
“you can open your eyes now” you said.
george didn’t waste any time opening his eyes, head filled with anticipation. george’s eyes finally adjusting to the brightness of your living room, noticed different shades of blue littering the space. there were heart shaped balloons, bunting banners, streamer garlands and even blue flower petals laid across the floor. this was completely different to the disgusting colour he had grown accustomed to seeing annually on valentine’s day.
“do you like it?” you squeaked out, eyes trailing down towards the ground.
without warning, you were swiftly encased in a suffocating hug, large hands wrapped around you. looking up you noticed how big george was smiling, in the three years of being his next-door neighbour, you’ve never seen him this joyous before and it filled you with triumph knowing that you could make him so happy.
“how did you find all these valentine’s day decorations in blue? did you get them custom-made? that would’ve cost you a fortune. oh please tell me you didn’t get the custom made for me-“ his worrisome rambling was cut short with your giggles.
“no no don’t worry i got them for almost nothing, party city got shipped a misprint and had them in the clearance section, i saw them and instantly thought of you. oh and some of the decorations are for gender reveals” you answered sheepishly as you pointed towards the tablecloth with it’s a boy! written all over it in fancy gold lettering.
he bursted out into laughter, you joined in chuckling. george’s knees felt weak from all the laughter and he almost fell to the floor thinking about how only you would even think about using gender reveal decorations for valentine’s day.
as georges dark brown eyes trailed across the tablecloth they stopped at the giant load of treats and chocolates carefully arranged on the table.
“come on, let’s grab some snacks and watch a movie together” he suggested, still in hysterics from the gender reveal decor.
and so the two of you spent the night cuddling against one another whilst discussing theories and watching films. your favourite theory to talk about was that giants had once existed. you enjoyed rambling on about it as much as george enjoyed listening to you go on and on about it.
the netflix show was playing quietly as your eyelids fought to stay open, not so you could keep watching the show but so you could continue admiring george and little details that you adored oh so much, like how his mouth would twitch on the left every time a character would say something snarky or how he would clench his fists in anticipation for a jump-scare.
“george?” you whispered.
“yea?” he mumbled.
“thanks for keeping me company today, i appreciate it” you drowsily muttered as you let sleep win you over and fell asleep on top of him, head huddled into his neck and arms sprawled across his chest.
george glanced down and smiled at your sleeping figure.
“those pigs must’ve touched the moon by now” george hummed to no one in particular.
aha get it? bc earlier on she said the day they would get date is when pigs fly? no? mkay i’ll leave
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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george cooking stream in an hour but i still haven’t processed the fact that george has a body and can stand??
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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TATTOOS
family dynamic sbi x sibling!gn!reader
you’re the oldest sibling and tattoos are littered all over your skin. whenever you comfort one of the boys you tend to notice the little things they do with your tattoos.
tommy: would colour in your tattoos with markers to calm himself down. he’s done it so much now that he doesn’t ask anymore, instead he just grabs your arm and starts colouring in (not that you mind). one time he accidentally used permanent marker and got yelled at by philza, it took 3 days to come off.
wilbur: would be resting on your shoulder and asking you about your tattoos and what they mean. his favourite tattoo of yours is the roman numerals on your wrist because it’s the date of his birthday. you two definitely have at least one matching tattoo, one of them being audio waves of each other saying “it’s meant to be.”
techno: would be laying his head in your lap while having a conversation with you and tracing the tattoos on your resting arm with his fingertips. you guys wouldn’t have matching tattoos, instead you guys have matching piercings.
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tubbo: the first person he goes to when he needs comfort is tommy but sometimes tommy can’t help so instead, he goes to you. much like tommy, he would also use markers to draw on your skin. instead of colouring in your tattoos, he’s adding on designs. he draws bugs next to your flower tattoo and constellations next to your moon tattoo.
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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some of u should have an OnlyClowns account
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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sleepy boys inc x gn!teen! reader headcannons
trying something new! i like bbs and all, but i wanted to write for other youtubers! lemme know if yall wanna see more content like this lol.
this takes place in a minecraft au!!! also, mentions of bad parenting/abusive parents
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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Angsty SBI au:
Phil has three kids, the twins (Techno and Wilbur) at the age 16, and little Tommy at 11. The twins were both Piglin hybrids, with Wilbur looking more human and Techno more Piglin. Tommy was assumed human since he's shown no sign of a hybrid status.
Phil wasn't a very good dad, and the avian hybrid favored Techno more than the others. It was never intentional, but that's what happened. While Phil took Techno on adventures, he left Wilbur to take care of and raise Tommy.
When Tommy was 15, and Wilbur 18, they left to go to the Dream SMP.
After Tommy's 16th birthday, he grew wings. They were a beautiful red, but Tommy despised them. They were painful when they tore through his back, and Tommy had wanted to claw through his skin to remove them. Wilbur felt useless the whole time, not knowing how to help his baby brother, and Tubbo had held Tommy's hand throughout it. After the cleanup process, Tommy felt repulsed looking at the new appendages. He cried and begged for Wilbur to cut them off. Tommy despised the connection to Phil, and Wilbur couldn't blame him. Still, he refused to dismember the wings, and instead offered to help Tommy hide them.
Tommy learned to keep his new wings pressed firmly against his back, even to the point of almost forgetting that they were there at all. They remained hidden under his shirt, and nobody else knew of their existence.
Wilbur loved his bright red wings, saying that they suited Tommy. He would always preen them for his younger brother and help him stretch them out. Wilbur knew how to take care of the wings from years of watching their dad. Wilbur also taught Tubbo to take care of them since he knew Tommy was stubborn. The youngest brother would've never unfolded them if given the chance.
"Tubbo," Wilbur had said. "When dealing with his wings, make sure he stretches and gets preened regularly. It's important for an avian hybrid to stretch out their wings or they risk locking the muscles up."
Time went on, they went through wars... Tommy made friends and enemies. Still, nobody other than Tubbo and Wilbur knew about his wings. Not even a techno found out when he joined Pogtopia!
Wilbur had stopped taking care of Tommy's wings when his mental state started deteriorating. Tubbo took over that duty completely, forcing his friend to stretch them out. Tubbo was never quite as gentle, through no fault of his own, and Tommy missed Wilbur's delicate fingers.
Everything went downhill from there.
L'Manberg blew up; Wilbur died; Techno betrayed them.... Phil was there... Phil tried to act like he was still his dad, and that made Tommy angry.
"You killed Wilbur." Tommy has growled when Philza tried to fuss over Tommy's latest injury. "You don't get to play dad when you killed the only parental figure I had!"
Tommy got exiled by Tubbo; nobody visited him; his only friend was Dream... Dream wasn't his friend... Tommy runs away to live under Techno's house. He was later found out by his older brother and their father. They start to build up a trust that Tommy had wished for when he was younger.
It was one day, upon waking up, Tommy found that he couldn't move. His back was in excruciating pain, and he could barely breathe. Tommy didn't know what was wrong with the stupid wings, except that he needed help. After a bit, Techno goes down to the basement below his basement to find why Tommy hasn't emerged yet... only to find Tommy whimpering and twitching.
"Tommy...?"
"Hurts!"
"What hurts, Tommy?"
Despite the situation, Techno remains calm and collected.
"Back— fuck!"
Something under Tommy's shirt spasmed, and Techno made quick work of pulling his younger brother's shirt off. The sight of red feathers forced a surprised exhale out of the Piglin hybrid, though. Knowing that this was not his department, Techno calls for Phil. Their father hurries down the ladder, only to freeze upon seeing the red wings. After collecting himself, Philza recognizes the problem, has Techno sit Tommy up, and manually stretches out his youngest's wings. Throughout the process, Tommy whimpers and swears up a storm.
Luckily, although the raccoon hole wasn't all that big, Tommy's wings were on the smaller side so they could stretch out to their full length. Phil also massages the muscles in the back around the wings. When everything settles down, Techno hands back Tommy's roughly-patched shirt with two new holes cut into the back for the wings. With help, Tommy gets it back on, and they all go upstairs where it's warmer.
Tommy is handed a glass of water, and he sips at it, trying to ignore the stares at his newly unveiled appendages. The wings shift uncomfortably on his back. They're greasy and messy— honestly in such a horrid shape that made Phil nauseous. He can't imagine how awful they feel to Tommy.
"Can you guys not fucking stare at me like I'm some kind of circus freak?"
Phil clears his throat, "You, uh, have wings, mate."
He scoffs, "Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. Care to make any other observations about me?" Delight fills him at the way his neglectful father flinched at his harsh tone.
Techno, ever the blunt one of the family steps in; "I think what Phil means is that we don't remember seeing you with wings before."
"That's because I was living with Wilbur when the bitches tore their way out of my back." Tommy snapped. "Maybe you would've known about them if you hadn't fucked off with Techno. Happy birthday, newly sixteen year old Tommy! Have the most traumatizing experience of your life as a birthday present!" So maybe he was weaponizing his bad experiences; Wilbur taught him that words hurt in a way that swords don't.
"Why would you hide this? Phil hesitantly asks, unsure of how to act.
Growling, Tommy looks Phil in the eyes: "Why would I want this kind of connection to my absentee father!?"
The room falls silent, Tommy's words cut deep. The conversation ends there, and Techno and Phil leave. Tommy keeps his wings stretched out, purely because he doesn't want to hurt again.
Ghostbur stops by a few hours later and squeals in delight at the red feathers. He remembered them, of course— even wrote 'The feeling soft red feathers between my fingers' in his What I Remember book. Nobody else could figure that one out.
Although it hasn't been practiced in a long time, Ghostbur sits on the couch behind Tommy and automatically gets to work sorting out Tommy's wings. He chatters mindlessly as Tommy sits somewhere between uncomfortable with the wings, and relaxed at his brother's gentle preening.
"Wasn't Tubbo supposed to help you with your wings? You know I taught him everything I knew," Ghostbusters babbles. "Because you're very stubborn."
Tommy forces out a laugh, "Yeah... I know, Ghostbur... it's just that Tubbo and I aren't on the best of terms right now."
"Oh." Ghostbur pauses in his movements for a second before carrying on. "Well then you should learn to take care of them! Your feathers are so beautiful... I wish you'd see them the way I do."
The ghost doesn't get an answer, and is instead met with soft snores. When the preening is finished, he drapes a nearby blanket over Tommy, looking down at his younger brother fondly.
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cupidmybeloved · 3 years
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Another SBI idea because this is my comfort found family:
So, piglin Techno teaches the people he's closest to his native language. This is for a just in case scenario because Techno over-prepares.
He first teaches Philza, and the two have been known to communicate strategies back in the Antarctic Empire days. Phil picks it up easily enough, and finds it useful for surviving in the Nether. There were times when, on his adventures, he had to speak to the local piglins. Even with his understanding of it, Phil's ability to speak it was limited. He spoke a simplified version of the language.
Wilbur is the next to learn, though he struggles with it. Wilbur quickly learns that Piglin (the language, as it is referred to in English) is very straightforward and to the point. It is a language based in survival, and not art, so Wilbur often takes a bit longer to translate his thoughts into the throaty language, and finds that the many growls and snorts that make up the base tends to ruin his voice.
It was a surprise to everyone when Techno started teaching Tommy Piglin. And although the youngest never really understood the significance of learning it, he was excited to be one of the few who knew it. What was most shocking, though, was that Tommy took to the language like a duck does to water. The boy was extra excited when he learned that Piglin did indeed have it's own variations of colorful cuss words.
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cupidmybeloved · 4 years
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am i getting back into my minecraft phase? possibly.
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cupidmybeloved · 4 years
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i just want to finish watching quackitys acnh stream from friday but my brothers making me watch some guy with an ugly green skin and a british guy play minecraft help-
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cupidmybeloved · 4 years
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what if lily forced the marauders to use code words to replace swearing after harry was born and the marauders used the code words so often that eventually they just subconsciously use the code words in public without realising because imagine how stupid they would sound.
james: “SPELLS (shit) I PUT HARRY TO SLEEP IN THE INVISIBILITY CLOAK AND I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FAIRYDUST (fuck) HE IS LILY’S GOING TO TABLE (fucking) KILL ME”
sirius: “PRONGS MATE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WE’RE IN TABLE (fucking) HOGSMEAD”
remus: “did you check the pram?”
james: “PENCIL (holy) SPELLS (shit) WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THAT A MINUTE AGO”
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