currentlyonstandbi
currentlyonstandbi
boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend
call me Elliot (or Adrian i honestly can't decide anymore lmao) | they/them | assigned Dumb Bitch™ at birth
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currentlyonstandbi · 3 hours ago
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i love being dm. it means i can ask the most innocuous questions totally unprompted to my players like “hey what’s your bard’s swimming speed?” and get this reaction every time
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currentlyonstandbi · a day ago
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having days off from work is the most mind-numbing sort of boredom i can imagine and brings with it the immense guilt that i could be making money right now instead, but having to actually go to work is one of the worst emotional experiences one can have
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currentlyonstandbi · a day ago
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sitting around wasting my 20s while thinking about how i sat around and wasted my teens
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currentlyonstandbi · a day ago
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I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.
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currentlyonstandbi · a day ago
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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead
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currentlyonstandbi · a day ago
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my current project is going strong so far
follow it on twt
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currentlyonstandbi · a day ago
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do y'all also have mutuals whom you’re actually a fan of? like everytime u see them on your dash u just,,,,, “u go mutual that’s my mutual!!!!! i love u mutual!!!! i can’t even believe we’re mutuals i don’t deserve u!!!! keep being u mutual!!!”
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currentlyonstandbi · a day ago
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currentlyonstandbi · 2 days ago
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those waystar employees walking by greg's messy office with an overturned desk definitely thought tom and greg were fucking because why else would the place be a mess after hearing tom scream "YES" over and over and storming out what the fuck
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currentlyonstandbi · 2 days ago
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okay. well how’d– how’d you get shiv? she’s out of your league.
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currentlyonstandbi · 2 days ago
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I Literally Forgot How To Breathe: A Compliation
(aka what in the tomgreg is happening here)
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currentlyonstandbi · 2 days ago
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listen, i don’t speak english well enough to know what this hellspawn is called,
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but Kaz brekker secretly wears them, argue with the wall.
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currentlyonstandbi · 2 days ago
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I see so many prankers go way too far, ending up harming people, but this one, this is an innocent good prank 😌
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