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strawberry swiss snail 🍓

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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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please don't scry on me right now im jerking off

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The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

#gay cowboy

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Not my silent ass looking for a hill

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Little Baphomet doodle! Still getting back into the swing of things, but this is a good start methinks :)

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forgive me for saying so, but boobs

#you are forgiven.

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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P. Jack Wins ‘Tekken 2’ PlayStation

#the only win he will ever see

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yes i posted this on my other blog but you know what it goes here too

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shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

#classic

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tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

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the smiling grinner knows the worllds its dinner

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following the syntax of 'hurt people hurt people', consider the following axiom: trans women trans women