cursed-discord-quotes
Cursed Quotes
quotes from a few irl friends discord servers. names have been shortened to the first letter. (We have several names that start with the same letter, so what letter someone is changes from quote to quote)
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"haha jedidiah wouldnt know where the clitoris is" jedidiah a. a. martin smashes pussy every night of his life he worships the goddamn thing
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E: I have a question
J: okay
E: Most people AMAB, have a dick girth that is too big to stack donuts on it, right?
J: ...I have no idea
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"English is just crispy Hindi."
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N: "back dat ass up"
C: "well, if you feel so inclined"
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"Call my dick feng shui because I'm boutta rearrange your insides"
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"What the fuck do foster kids do?"
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"The soviet union fell because they tried to out pizza the hut."
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“If somebody speaks in an Irish accent... like, my hole is yours.”
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“I’m gonna yiff you out of existence.”
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N: “Have you never seen beige?”
E: “No but I’ve heard of it.”
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“What if we jissed on the jouch and we were both jirls? Haha jk. Junless....”
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"I'm glad I'm not a dude because I would be rock hard right now."
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“Wait you can do the little bounce on the cheese holes!”
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"One of us only lies, one of us only tells the truth, and one of us never has a direct answer."
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“Parkinson’s is just writing dyslexia.”
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