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“Ice Bear has never met any other polar bears. If Ice Bear thinks about it too much, he gets all soul-searchy and weird.”
— Ice Bear, probably
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Grizzly: Remember to follow us on Tweeter and subscribe to our Everyone's Tube Channel!
Ice Bear: Or we'll kill you.
Panda: That might be a bit much...
Ice Bear: (raises his axe) Like, comment, and survive.
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Had a dream Renarin started joking so much about having a "safe foot" and wearing a single sock around that it made Adolin SUPER uncomfortable when he took it off in the middle of a meeting.
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Jasnah: Next step is to fold in the cheese.
Shallan: What does that mean? What does "fold in the cheese" mean?
Jasnah: You fold it in.
Shallan: I understand that, but how? How do you fold it? Do you fold it in half, like a piece of paper, and drop it in the pot, or, what do you do?
Jasnah: Shallan, I cannot show you everything.
Shallan: Okay, well, can you show me one thing?!
Jasnah: You just... Here's what you do: You just fold it in.
Shallan: Okay, I don't know how to fold broken cheese like that!
Jasnah: Then I don't know how to be any clearer! You take that thing that's in your hand, and you-
Shallan: If you say "fold in" one more time-
Jasnah: It says, fold it in!
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Oh to be a medieval apothecary and have dried herbs in little jars all through my dimly-lit shop
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I hear my heart breaking tonight
Do you hear it too?
It's like a summer shower
With every drop of rain singing
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, I love you
Pink in the night- Mitski/ Achilles lamenting the death of Patroclus- Nikolai Ge
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We are not criminals. We are outlaws.
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happy stimming
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you’ve heard of flappy hands. now get ready for... tappy feet!!
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To say I'm in love with this game is definitely an understatement
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I have no clue what my sexuality is but I sure as hell know it involves women wearing suits
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draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck
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vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me
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Is anybody sure Oliver Wood actually stopped being captain of the quidditch team? How do we know he didnt just use polyjuice potion to look like Angelina Johnson and trick everybody?
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this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 
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