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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

#spidey is back #now with added game changer content #the wenis is a dance

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#I was SO tempted by the brush/comb but then I saw the veggie drawer

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One of the most dangerous things in the world is not being able to say no to people because you don't want to upset them or dissapoint them. This will completely ruin your life in every way possible, at work, in your private life, your sex life and your friendships. It's a way of removing your own consent in your own decisions and go against your wishes, it is always a crime against yourself. Let yourself have a say. Upsetting people is better than traumatizing yourself.

#mulling this over ngl

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regarding Dune Part 2: i am obsessed with its consistent visual theme of self-destruction. the shot of paul surrounded by his new followers seems triumphant - until the viewer remembers that each crysknife is made from a tooth of shai-hulud, and paul is standing in a circle of them, in the allegorical mouth of the worm. he orders a missile strike, and the viewer sees them fly directly through his head. every victory for the prophecy is a blow to paul himself; he's killing himself with every step he takes towards his destiny, and we know that already, and the film is screaming it, but it's a hell of a thing to watch it happen, isn't it?..

#this RULES #dune part 2 #film crit

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#oh this is a VIBE

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NEW VERSION. :)

#absolutely impossible choice #went with “my brother my captain my king” #lotr

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💃 EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS 💃 🕺 THE WENIS IS A DANCE 🕺 💃 EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS 💃 🕺 WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVANCE 🕺

#honestly this one got stuck good in my head #game changer #deja vu

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#stopppppp #this is a personal attack on me #i literally have 21 tabs....some of which are actually tab stacks

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#brilliant

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

#tumblr culture #this post goes so hard

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

#this is the way #service workers

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

#peak tumblr

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Saw someone post this on Facebook:

And like, if this is you, here's a screenshot that will shake your worldview to the core:

(to put this into perspective: if you played one of these games per day, it would take you almost 33 years before you're done)

#indie ttrpg #rpg industry

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I think about how hayao miyazaki said that love is two people inspiring each other to live. and to live doesn’t just mean to be alive. living involves finding beauty in the simple moments of being. so to inspire someone to be in awe of the simplicity of living? that’s special

#oh #this came at...a really good time

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

#heritage post

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Have you played THOUSAND YEAR OLD VAMPIRE ?

by Tim Hutchings

Thousand Year Old Vampire is a solo RPG where you play as a vampire gaining and then losing memories over the centuries. As you play through the game, you choose which memories to record in a diary, and eventually, what diaries you lose.

The game also includes alternate rules for two players where you write letters to each other.

#played this game and it rules #my vampire murdered the only person he cared about #as like the third thing he did

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joseph: hermit purple..!! we have to take a picture of dio..!!!!

dio in his stupid mansion:

#literally jojo #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #anime