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cutecucumberpresentingsomet-blog · 10 years

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very sad story

Hello guys :) In the following few lines I’m gonna tell you a little story about how my life went from I’m-a-normal-girl-in-a-boring-town.tumblr.com to my-life-is-a-big-croc-whats-going-on-here-i-hate-matt-damon.tumblr.com and yeah im sorry 4 my englishskillz im from potatoland and we dont have school here so ya here we go.It all started in 2009. It was the first day of 5th grade, also known as the day I met my bffcrocsister. So blablabla we got friends blabla soulmates ok. About 15 months ago we decided to go to spain together, like you know fiestas and chicos and tapas. Of course, since we’re both only 15 my mother decided to join us because otherwise we would get raped there right. Later we will realize that spain was the worst decission of our lifes. I mean yeah we actually had fiestas, tapas,chicos, almost miss our bus back home because yolo, being drunk at the airport and not being able to realize shit, a nice cookie in the airplane. HOWEVER when we got home someone had to pick us up the airport. There were sooo many options you know, so many BUT it had to be my bffcrocsisters cousin. So he picked me, my bffcrocsister and mother up the airport brought us home and that was suppossed to be the end of a nice trip to spain. But of course about idk a couple of months later i found out my mother was in a relationship with him ( she cheated on her exboyfriend for him I think idk )( my mother and him are the same age btw just sayin) However that was the beginning of the connection between my bffcrocsisters family and mine, like going to the same familyevents together and other disgusting stuff like that. I mean ok maybe it sounds pretty cool to you but it isn’t. Since my bffcrocsisters cousin is the nephew of her mother, my mother and her mother acted like bffs<3ily and that means theyre talking about us and sharing shitty stuff like omg my daughters such a bitch and oh yeah haha well at least your daughter isnt a ugly fishstick I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ok however like some months passed by my mother was chillin at his house like every day so we or I didnt have to put up with that weird relationship thing BUT like idk some weeks ago my mom tells me shes pregnant and now right at the moment hes moving in and I hate my life and my bffcrocsister hates her life too because if we wouldnt have decided to go to spain, they would have never met, and SHE wouldnt be fucking pregnant. So basically while we were in spain we made a baby which is now growing in my mothers vagina.

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cutecucumberpresentingsomet-blog · 10 years

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very sad story

Hello guys :) In the following few lines I'm gonna tell you a little story about how my life went from I'm-a-normal-girl-in-a-boring-town.tumblr.com to my-life-is-a-big-croc-whats-going-on-here-i-hate-matt-damon.tumblr.com and yeah im sorry 4 my englishskillz im from potatoland and we dont have school here so ya here we go.It all started in 2009. It was the first day of 5th grade, also known as the day I met my bffcrocsister. So blablabla we got friends blabla soulmates ok. About 15 months ago we decided to go to spain together, like you know fiestas and chicos and tapas. Of course, since we're both only 15 my mother decided to join us because otherwise we would get raped there right. Later we will realize that spain was the worst decission of our lifes. I mean yeah we actually had fiestas, tapas,chicos, almost miss our bus back home because yolo, being drunk at the airport and not being able to realize shit, a nice cookie in the airplane. HOWEVER when we got home someone had to pick us up the airport. There were sooo many options you know, so many BUT it had to be my bffcrocsisters cousin. So he picked me, my bffcrocsister and mother up the airport brought us home and that was suppossed to be the end of a nice trip to spain. But of course about idk a couple of months later i found out my mother was in a relationship with him ( she cheated on her exboyfriend for him I think idk )( my mother and him are the same age btw just sayin) However that was the beginning of the connection between my bffcrocsisters family and mine, like going to the same familyevents together and other disgusting stuff like that. I mean ok maybe it sounds pretty cool to you but it isn't. Since my bffcrocsisters cousin is the nephew of her mother, my mother and her mother acted like bffs<3ily and that means theyre talking about us and sharing shitty stuff like omg my daughters such a bitch and oh yeah haha well at least your daughter isnt a ugly fishstick I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ok however like some months passed by my mother was chillin at his house like every day so we or I didnt have to put up with that weird relationship thing BUT like idk some weeks ago my mom tells me shes pregnant and now right at the moment hes moving in and I hate my life and my bffcrocsister hates her life too because if we wouldnt have decided to go to spain, they would have never met, and SHE wouldnt be fucking pregnant. So basically while we were in spain we made a baby which is now growing in my mothers vagina.