some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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i haven't seen anyone say it yet so i will
i need you guys to understand. i need you to remember. im losing my fucking mind.
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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
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as nice as their agreement to make up was, I don’t think this is the last of the divorce. they sounded really frustrated at each other when the ladder broke, so their truce was just that. a temporary promise to not kill each other to death for like an hour
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oh sunk-cost fallacy we're really in it now
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i don't need to explain myself you all know what i'm talkin about
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THIS CAME TO ME IN A VISION LMAO
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also i think some of you have REAL bad cases of fandom brain sometimes
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My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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I hope nintendo makes more games named after a complex emotion like metroid dread or mario wonder. I wanna play donkey kong ennui and fire emblem contempt
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Mrs. Cormaci supremacy
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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky
me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:
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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way
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all descriptions gender neutral, based on vibes only
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all descriptions gender neutral, based on vibes only
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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hello I have a theory that aspec people are in charge of tumblr
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