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Cat People: “So yeah, anyway, I think Cats and Dogs are both really cute, Cats just align more with my lifestyle”  Dog People: “Cats are foul beasts sent to use from the depths of hell by hades himself, I shall cleanse this earth of all feline beasts before I leave this mortal realm. I will be thy protector of canines and the destroyer of cats.”

#cats #text post #dog #dog people #cat person #dogs #cat #memes #2021 memes #cat memes #dog memes #text #textpost #don'tevengetmestartedonhorsegirld

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If you haven't cried during math class due to extreme stress, are you even really human?

#stress #school #fuck school #textpost #text post #memes #meme #math #math class

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Does the home depot 12 foot skeleton have a 12 foot cock 😍

#home depot #homedepot #memes #spooktober #halloween #skeleton #bones #spooptober #spoopy #spooky #meme #textpost #text post #im not even horny im just autistic

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An agenda is a message with an underlying alterior motive. NOT an opinion you disagree with.

#agenda #meme #memes #textpost #opinion #text post #post #pleasestopusingwordsthatyoudontunderstand

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I miss when the most troubling thing going on in the world was Tana-con.

#tana mongeau #memes #meme #textpost #text post #2020memes #2020 meme

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Otherkin? Nah fam, I'm napkin, bout to take a nap 😴😪😞

#nap #sleepy #sleep #sleepyboi #meme #otherkin #kin #kinning #textpost #text post #memes #jesuschristwakingupat6ameverydaycantbehealthy

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Day 14 of trying to get my mom to stop calling the holocaust "Hitler's Shenanigans"

#textpost #meme #parents #mymomisweirdpleasehelp #text post #ww2 #holocaust #joke #jokes

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Trump's attacks against Biden make him sound like a better candidate then he actually is, a socialist liberal who supports the Green new deal, anti fracking, healthcare for all, affordable college candidate. Like trump is just lying about Biden to make him seem like a dream candidate 😍

#fucktrump #politics #vote2020 #textpost #text post #meme #memes

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I know I'm about to get talked down to when a post starts with "just a friendly reminder" or the just as popular "Can we please normalize"

#normalize #friendlyreminder #textpost #meme #memes #bitchesonlinereallydohavetheaudacity #post #text post #friendly reminder #2020post #2020 post

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I dont wanna get shit for this, but being a dentist sounds kinda fun. Like teeth are cool and small and shit like that and I get to touch them all day without zero repercussions or social alienation, AND . . . AND I GET PAID FOR IT. Oh, I also just like the sound of metal against teeth so that might be it.

#teeth #dentist #dentistry #textpost #meme #tooth #toothpaste #bones #cringe #jesuschristamIthetoothfairy? #funny #memes

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I genuinely wasn't ready for 2020, I was still getting over Frye's dog dying from futurama and it's been like 18 years.

#memes #futurama #2020 #apocalypse #textpost #frye #dogsshouldntdiethatskindofcringebro