thought #8
(insert band) is coming to (insert place just 39249582424km away)? TAKE MY MONEY
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thought #7
i’m so ugly; maybe i’ll just die alone
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my life's a mess, ‘cause under that dress, she's got a p-e-n-i-s
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cynical
ˈsɪnɪk(ə)l/
adjective
1. believing that people are motivated purely by self-interest; distrustful of human sincerity or integrity. “he was brutally cynical and hardened to every sob story under the sun”
2. concerned only with one's own interests and typically disregarding accepted standards in order to achieve them. "a cynical manipulation of public opinion"
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when the teacher falls sick on a test day
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honestly how do people actually make snake coil poop; do they like twirl their butt as they poop or something
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maybe the reason why we need to amass such a huge following is because we’re all lost
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