cynthiaandsamus

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I just headcanon Astolfo's pokemon team is all the traditionally feminine humanoid pokemon like Gardevoir, Gothorita, Medicham, Lopunny, but they're all males

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The answer is yes.

"I knew it! Lesbians DO have big boobs!"

"Not all of us... I mean them."

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@the-cheshire-catgirl submitted a naughty pic:

"Ta da! I got you girls (and Yamato and Astolfo) a gift! Feel free to open it whenever you want~"

"Oooh, what a cute kitty! I can't wait to unwrap you~"

"Not if I get my hands on her first~"

"Get in line guys..."

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I spent my whole day off watching the seven hour Nicktoons Unite video, I have no regrets

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Huh, and here I thought paradox pokemon were like, ideas of pokemon that came to life based off people's perceptions of the past and future or something like that.

"No those are Servants."

"=D"

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Pokemon Masters does a really pretty good job of asking 'what next?' for characters that appear in it, giving Silver, Eusine and Zinnia a chance to achieve their goals they couldn't in the main series and giving characters like Lusamine and Rose a start to their redemption arcs but I have no idea how they can implement Sada/Turo without wrecking the entire emotional core of Scarlet and Violet

#ooc #Pokemon #Pokemon Masters #Pokemon Masters EX #Pokemon Scarlet #Pokemon Violet #Professor Sada #Professor Turo

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The fucking slow zoom on Clodsire just looking like :| fucking kills me every time.

#ooc #Pokemon #Pokemon Masters #Pokemon Masters EX #Rika #Clodsire

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sinfulfluff

Blanche: "I'm a lesbian and I have big boobs!" She's... just gonna grope those ones in front of her -

"Hmmm, those do look like a handful~ Lemme give you some help with those~"

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"We're not gay, would lesbians have big boobs?"

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"Hey, I've always wondered, what's the difference between Fossil Pokemon and Past Paradox Pokemon?"

"Oh, well Past Paradox Pokemon are prehistoric primeval forms of creatures that dominated the landscape and eventually succeeded in evolving into more streamlined easier to manage forms for a more populous and civilized age. Fossil Pokemon are species that went extinct and have no modern relative due to natural selection thanks to their anatomy making life outside of captivity very difficult such as Omastar's heavy shell or the Galar fossil pokemon having seemingly impossible proportions, so their footnotes in history are relegated to how well their bodies were preserved as opposed to the danger posed by powerful Paradox Pokemon."

"So the fossils are like... idiots?"

"...I guess that's one way of describing it..."

#crack #fluff

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There's a weird subset of remakes/sequels that exist specifically to erase any painful elements from the originals like so a bittersweet ending isn't bittersweet anymore or a heroic sacrifice no long has consequences and part of that is brand viability and all that shit but also people kinda welcome it because they don't want that hurt to be the last thing they feel with that property and I think it's important to let it hurt because the only way to let it heal is to let it hurt

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Man, I didn't know Sabrina had such wide hips.

"KNOWLEDGE"

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((I'm a guy and I find Rika super attractive. Yet, apparently, she's also very popular among lesbians and stuff. I wonder if that says something about me...))

"Many cool girls are popular with lesbians."

"Like me!"

"Yeah, like Cynthia, so I wouldn't worry about it too much, though there is some overlap between guys that like dom girls and... girls that like dom girls."

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Cynthia, are you pulling for Rika or Hot Sabrina?

"Yes, but I only have 40k gems so I will definitely need some luck..."

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My Twitter Timeline is just Foghorn Leghorn and Rika Pokemon

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Dawn, please dethrone Cynthia quickly before she messes up the whole league due to her horniness!

"It'll be fine, post-nut clarity always helps me prevent any lasting damage..."

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"Hey Cynthia. Would you abolish the Sinnoh Pokemon League if it meant I'd sleep with you?"

"Yes."

"Cynthia No."

"No... by which I mean yes."