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Huge L for Helio this episode I gotta say. Something about meeting that guy makes people want to go worship a dead lesbian

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If I had a nickel for every time a cleric of Helio died, met Helio, and then starting worshipping a dead deity instead I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's hilarious that it's happened twice

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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

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also the olympians version is just toxic acofaf. so, aabria's the dm

this did numbers on twitter so, here's my pitch for a new season: d20 in the underworld

Brennan is the DM so he can play Hades, Demeter, and Nyx

#lou wilson #persephone valentine #brennan lee mulligan #oscar montoya #ally beardsley #jasper william cartwright #aabria iyengar #both ally and sephie played the toxic queer exes thing so I think they can make it work #also this made me realize I have a special place for aabria and brennan as dms #in my mind I was like well it's either him or her. no other choice

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OBVIOUSLY there is something to be said for the ankarna/cassandra parallels reflecting onto soulmates fig and kristen HOWEVER i am here to suggest that ankarna and cassandra mirror fig and ayda perfectly. the girl who cannot figure out who she is and her partner who burns like the very dawn. fig who has become a master of making other people doubt and still doubts herself, and ayda aguefort, the master of the compass points library and someone who is unfailingly just.

#<3 #fhjy spoilers #figayda

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#he was so right for this #game changer

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If I had a nickel for every time a blue character died before the story began and haunted the narrative the whole time on an intrepid heroes season...

#dimension 20 #archmage lazuli #lucy frostblade #fhjy #acoc #fhjy spoilers #crossposting from twitter

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this did numbers on twitter so, here's my pitch for a new season: d20 in the underworld

Brennan is the DM so he can play Hades, Demeter, and Nyx

#d20 #dimension 20 #emily axford #aabria iyengar #omar najam #erika ishii #izzy roland #zac oyama #brennan lee mulligan

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#fig faeth #fhjy spoilers

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two clerics are dead. another one is murdered in front of you. despite being one of the greatest clerics of your age there is nothing you can do.

clerics are dying around her and there is nothing kristen can do

#aaaaaa #fhjy spoilers

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thinking about Buddy Dawn meeting helio in the afterlife. thinking about buddy dawn asking helio why betral happens. thinking about him (possibly) waking up to kristen, cleric of doubt and uncertainty, chosen of his god , who still doubted the church anyways, reviving him. Thinking about him waking up with the light of twilight and suddenly realizing that none of his frenids nor his god ever had his back.

suddenly realizing that bad things happen to good people. suddenly understanding that when you live your life with blind faith, your afterlife is disappointing, and your "frenids" slit your neck open.

Thinking about him going home to his (probably) ultra religious family knowing that helio did not save him or warn him about the knife at his neck, and maybe even resenting kristen a little bit becuse maybe the chosen one of the church would have been warned. asking himself for the first time why helio did what he did. wondering if this life was worth it.

maybe buddy dawn suddenly knows that this isn't the life he wants. Maybe it takes a whole ark for him to realize it. Maybe he takes revenge out on the rat grinders. maybe he takes his frustration out on helio. maybe he leaves helio for cassandra, letting himself revel in doubt and mistery, allowing him to question "why?" for the first time in his whole life. Maybe he leaves helio for ARNKANA, allowing himself justified rage, and getting the justice he feels he desrves.

god. fuck man. buddy dawn, i hope you find peace no matter what. and i hope you also meet your god and go, "He kinda sucks tbh" and you and kristen bond over that.

#fhjy spoilers #buddy dawn

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suggesting your friend group all kills each other and calling dibs on one of them is fucking iconic and also peak 17 year old behavior

#he suggested it twice and she called dibs both times #iconic step siblings #fhjy spoilers

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miscellaneous moments that fucked hard this episode:

Fig being referred to as an "angel fiend" UNPARALLELED. that goes so fucking hard

everything that the art department did. christ.

Ally being on a mission to give as much personality to that mimic as possible

"I know I'm beautiful but Jesus" from Fabian

Zac criting so many times that the only explanation is that god is real and loves him very much

Gorgug's "Sit down."

TECTONYA KARKOVNYA NAME DROP LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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buddy dawn cannot raise himself from the grave.

buddy dawn is not a chosen one.

buddy dawn is a child.

buddy dawn was manipulated by organized religion through no fault of his own, most likely since he was born.

buddy dawn had his throat slit by people he probably considered good friends.

buddy dawn is kristen applebees in a different—worse—life.

buddy dawn is dead, and there’s a good fucking chance helio won’t answer his questions.

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image of all time

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I'm thinking about how The Last Stand is meant to kill everyone taking it, and honestly? I don't think it's all that different from half the battles we've had this year. The party only beat the Night Yorb by virtue of Fig having a diabolus ex machina up her sleeve. They pretty much lost the mall fight and had to be saved by Conor Counterspell. And things were looking pretty bad at Frostyfaire before they were shunted into the Vulture Dimension and Riz could shake off that Dominate Monster. A fight they're meant to lose? For the Bad Kids, it's just another Wednesday.

Also, Lou assiduously playing the pipes while the others do their battle prep is everything to me. Man, being a Bard is hilarious.

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take a walk with me. come with me. Ratgrinders side campaign? Ratgrinders full side campaign tonight perhaps?

#retweeted this on twitter so here ya go