daech-witless
daech-witless
break our plans and live just like we’re golden ☀️
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daech-witless · an hour ago
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yes and also so you can move your shoulder-
guys what are shoulder blades for?
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daech-witless · an hour ago
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Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you
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daech-witless · 2 hours ago
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it’s their thing lol
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daech-witless · 2 hours ago
i’m a lamborghini i’m a hollywood sTARRRRR-
i'm 😍 a little 🤏 bit tIPSAYY 🍾 when i 💃 drive 🖐 my car 🚙
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daech-witless · 2 hours ago
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ALEX I STG SBSJSJSKZKZ
I'M GOING TO DEACTIVATE BYE LMFAO
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daech-witless · 3 hours ago
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so who's gonna give me impulse control??? aNYONE
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daech-witless · 4 hours ago
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curse u nbc hannibal for not giving us hannibal’s trial (inspired by this post)
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daech-witless · 4 hours ago
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Stars and scars.
If I Could Fly x Cardigan.
(click for better quality)
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daech-witless · 4 hours ago
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We did it boys. We did it.
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daech-witless · 5 hours ago
How old are you??
I forgot :D
i'm 13 <33 wbu?
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daech-witless · 6 hours ago
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wait i can't see it either- idk if jean deleted it on accident?
@stripedchickens @daech-witless @angelicbox the group chat isn't working for me for some reason. is that just me or is it happening to y'all too???
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daech-witless · 6 hours ago
by chance are you korean?
nope, i'm desi-american <33
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daech-witless · 7 hours ago
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i like that tumblr eliminates having to read body language but also i don't understand context clues either so i'm just. 😀😀
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daech-witless · 7 hours ago
I FORGOT UR SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN ME
KSBSSK ITS ONLY LIKE 3 YEARS RIGHT?-
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daech-witless · 7 hours ago
ahh okay!! i'm going into high school a year early, so that's why there's a year gap lmao
Wait so if you’re graduating a year early and you’re in 9th now wouldn’t that be 2024?? (If is then same-)
well it would be like
9th: 2021-22
10th: 22-23
11th: 23-24
12th: 24-25
i'm not finishing high school early technically, but i skipped a grade earlier so i'll be 16 or 17 when i graduate <33 idk if that makes sense but?
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daech-witless · 7 hours ago
i'm an incoming freshman! dbjdbsksk
Wait so if you’re graduating a year early and you’re in 9th now wouldn’t that be 2024?? (If is then same-)
well it would be like
9th: 2021-22
10th: 22-23
11th: 23-24
12th: 24-25
i'm not finishing high school early technically, but i skipped a grade earlier so i'll be 16 or 17 when i graduate <33 idk if that makes sense but?
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daech-witless · 7 hours ago
bro you're '08, graduated a year early, in 9th grade currently, and is class 2025? BECAUSE SAME😔 (also i haven't seen a fellow '08 on tumblr before so like, i'm just rly glad jshdfsj)
yEAH DBSJSJS <333 ooo nice!! i haven't met many 08s on here either :D
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daech-witless · 8 hours ago
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i just burned my elbow on a charger?? why is the charger so hot what the fuck
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daech-witless · 8 hours ago
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I just noticed it's 4 am 💀
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