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Koneko: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Rin: Plane tickets?

Bon: Concert tickets?

Renzo: Prostitution?

Yukio, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

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Bonus to this post

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Bathing Lightning has never been easy 🤣🤣🤣

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I love water sibling/fire sibling ships in any combination because the gist of it is always "me and the water baddie I pulled by being a mentally ill teenager with violent tendencies poorly concealed self-hatred and parental issues"

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you know what. facts time

why your ship isn't canon:

zutara - the show is a) not 7 seasons long to fit all that development and b) not titled The Last (Southern) Waterbender. but you guys ignored those facts, took every zuko interaction and made it yours. and I can respect that.

tokka - bataar jr does indeed look like sokka and there was a blush that one time but unfortunately it is a little known fact that beifongs just. happen. (lao and poppy are outliers- married to become even richer together and to avoid talking to other rich people at boring parties. but make no mistake toph was brought by a badgermole)

mailee - the creators were cowards

zukka - the creators were cowards

tyzula - can only work as role play flirting and that would really strain the actresses' vocal cords, be nice

taang - do people really wanna see two little girls fall in love

sokkla - the visual would've been lethal to everyone around (except maybe aang and momo. appa would've eaten someone tho. crunch)

jetara - here comes the boy with his wheat and confidence and eyebrows. an actual threat to kaatang, sentenced to death by rock (the ONLY time someone is hit with a boulder and doesn't brush it off)

jetko - the comedic potential of this one was too great to make the final cut

azulaang - sir this is a kids show

azutara - ......zero surviors. the recording booth is either frozen or cinders. damn

azuredeem - the creators can't write that far

azufirenationempireclassbattleship - the creators were COWARDS

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Watterson pulled no punches

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[after Bruce asks them to start making money]

Damian, carrying a painting: Where can I get this appraised?

Dick and Steph: *pull up in a sports car*

Dick: Quick, we gotta get the plates off.

Steph: Open the garage, let's go.

Jason: Hey guys, don't wait up. I'm working late tonight.

Jason: *puts on a ski mask*

Tim and Cass: *breaking open a safe*

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Damian has a jagged scar across his stomach and when the bats see it for the first time they try to unlock his Tragic Backstory about how he got it and Damian just scowls and refuses to speak whenever they bring it up so they all assume its a really sore spot to do with some kind of childhood trauma at the league, until Red Hood shows up in Crime Alley, starts working with the bats, catches wind of this, and mercilessly informs them that when Damian was 8 he insisted on helping him carry some new LOA weapons down the stairs and he tripped and ate shit with a serrated javelin in his hands.

Damian reveals Jason's identity out of spite.

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*inhales a large amount of spray paint*

I FUCKING LOVE MOTHKONGZILLA

*Dies*

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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I can act a little silly

but also serious. if the situation calls for it.

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I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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emojis are dead eyed and soulless yet their only purpose is to convey emotion. how did people fuck this up so badly??

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Introducing the little dumpling baby from my last Zosan comic, her name is Kuina and I love her very much

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They absolutely rehearsed this multiple times on their way to the Baratie

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