daily-hp-shitposts

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Draco: Would you still love me if I succumbed to the madness

Theo: Yeah of course

Blaise: Why would you "succumb to the madness"?

Draco: Family curse. Would you still love me?

Blaise: Perhaps

Draco: I'll take it

#daily hp shitposts #draco malfoy #theodore nott #blaise zabini #dreo #draco x theo #draise #draco x blaise #draiseo #draco x blaise x theo #draco x theo x blaise

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Theo: I hear you like bad boys

Draco: Yeah but it's not like you know any

#daily hp shitposts #draco malfoy #theodore nott #draco x theo #theo x draco #dreo #i found this beauty in my drafts idk why it qas there since it is perfect #also there are not enough dreo posts so i have returned

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In a modern au Seamus Finnigan and Lavender Brown would vape

#daily hp shitposts #seamus finnigan #lavender brown #modern au

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I typed <3 Why'd Tumblr convert my 3 into Roman numerals???

#not a shitpost

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Everyday a new dreo fanfic with no dramione or drarry is published on ao3 is a blessed day

#daily hp shitposts #draco malfoy #theodore nott #dreo #yes im a drarry fan too but first and foremost i am a dreo fan #and if its tagged drarry then its not dreo endgame #and regarding dramione i just dont like het enemies to lovers

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Lord Voldemort Valentine's day headcanon:

It is just a normal day for him, also he doesn't actually know when it is because he doesn't own a calendar

#daily hp shitposts #lord voldemort #valentine's day #headcanon

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@baba-yaga-s-breadsticks Thanks for the reminder

#daily hp shitposts #albus dumbledore #crocs #albus dumblecroc #starting with dumbledore cause hes winning the poll rn #ill go through in that order

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Make your own horrible crack ship

#daily hp shitposts #Hedwig #fred weasley #bellatrix lestrange #cornelius fudge #luna lovegood #charity burbage #barty crouch sr #susan bones #abraxas malfoy #godric gryffindor #crackship friday

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Quirrell x Cedric

#daily hp shitposts #crackship friday #professor quirrell #cedric diggory #quirrel x cedric

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Kreacher x George

#crackship friday #daily hp shitposts #kreacher #george weasley #kreacher x george #im sorry guys my keyboard suggested george

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Delphini: Feel like succumbing to the madness right now

Man she was interrogating: W... What

Delphini: Don't worry, you would be alive long enough to see it

Man: Well that's... Oh Fuck

#daily hp shitposts #delphini lestrange #delphini riddle #delphini #delphi lestrange #delphi gaunt #delphi #rip random man

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Harry Potter au where everything is the same except Sirius Black is an ant animagus

#daily hp shitposts #sirius black #harry potter au #animagus #ant animagus #he gets crushed by harry and no one ever knows 🫢

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Blaise *leaving*: Alright I'm off to Pansys to uh play chess

Draco: Neither him or Pansy actually owns a chess board?

Theo: He didn't literally mean play chess love

Draco: Well then why... Oh, OH, gross

#daily hp shitposts #blaise zabini #pansy x blaise #blaise x pansy #draco malfoy #theodore nott #draco x theo #dreo

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Holy shit my boys are winning rn

#dreo #daily hp shitposts

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#daily hp shitposts #poll #polls #dreo #bellamortolphus #tedromedastan #snucissa #crocs #I hope you know me for one of these

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#bellamortolphus #tedromedastan #snucissa #daily hp shitposts #poll #polls #Bellatrix x Voldemort x Rodolphus #bellatrix x rodolphus x voldemort #ted x andromeda x rabastan #severus x lucius x narcissa #james x regulus x lily #jegulily #hp triads

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#guess who has polls now #daily hp shitposts #lord voldemort #harry potter #albus dumbledore #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #ron weasley #hermione granger #draco malfoy #sirius black #gilderoy lockhart #nymphadora tonks #crocs #listen #when i realized i had polls on here i knew i had to do one about crocs #next one will have bellamortolphus i promise