Kongs story: An emotional journey through the hollow earth to save his people who he thought were all but lost until now, getting his ass handed to him in the process on numerous occasions, bro is straight up having the worst day of his life
the Goji subplot: He senses a disturbance in the force and then immediately starts a fuckin roid rage across the planet bulking up like hes XP grinding while listening to the Doom Eternal and Ultrakill OSTs on his Titan Raycons (tm)
Yeah sorry, the Pyramids of Giza are gone. Yeah Godzilla and Kong did it. No it wasn't a desperate fight to save the world. Zilla was just pissed and decided to punch first ask questions later.
They had a little brawl and accidentally stepped on 3000 year old wonders of architecture. No they didn't apologize. I don't think they're interested in the pyramids.