hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room
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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.
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there should be a Sisyphus emoji
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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THE FLY
1986, dir. David Cronenberg
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Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer
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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas
Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt
Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this
Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns
Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max
Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have
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My take on a grass starter! 🌿
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victor frankenstein had post partum depression
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torture the bisexual brunette man some more
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"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it
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“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child
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