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daisytrails · 4 hours
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This machine kills AI
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daisytrails · 4 hours
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Because my first poll was missing a few important characters here is part two (the top voted for part one was Awleyn)
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daisytrails · 4 hours
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i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw
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daisytrails · 7 hours
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I STAND WITH SIOBHAN THOMPSON. YOU CANT BUZZ IN WITHOUT KNOWING THE ANSWER. SENTENCED TO 1,000 YEARS IN WENIS TIME LOOP PRISON
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daisytrails · 8 hours
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Today's episode was a masterpiece honestly
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daisytrails · 8 hours
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daisytrails · 15 hours
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
#fr
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daisytrails · 15 hours
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daisytrails · 16 hours
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In another universe, Sam Reich is part of Batman's rogues' gallery.
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daisytrails · 23 hours
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his ass is NOT grant o’brien!!!!
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daisytrails · 23 hours
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I'm calling it right now, in next week's behind the scenes they're going to comment on the video/audio degradation and intercutting of home movies and be like "there were unexpected complications with the upload but we did our best"
I've only just begun to pull the thread on this sweater, friends
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daisytrails · 1 day
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You know how Flamingos are pink because of the shrimp they eat. That's also why Fig's skin is pink. It's not her fiendish heritage. It's her sheer shrimp intake. Yeah, she's a fiend. A fiend for shrimp.
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daisytrails · 1 day
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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 
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daisytrails · 1 day
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My god y'all if you don't have a Dropout subscription get a Dropout subscription. I just started binging Game Changer and what the hell is this show.
It's a Saw-like dissection of Brennan Lee Mulligan's psyche and last nerve.
It's Sam Reich telling the players one episode that he's phoning it in today and they're just gonna play Jeopardy and then the Jeopardy board becomes an elaborate pirate adventure with custom art of a sexy octopus man, a city inside a whale, and a Jimmy Buffet-esque parrothead Poseidon.
It's Ally Beardsley getting paid $5000 to buzz a notch into one of their eyebrows on camera.
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daisytrails · 1 day
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"That when an institution or establishment communicates that you must accept defeat, you raise two middle fingers to the fucking sky and say, 'I will never die!'"🖕🏻🖕🏻
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daisytrails · 1 day
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daisytrails · 2 days
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listen to me. listen. your actual job in life, and it sucks that your 5th grader teacher didnt explain this adequately enough, is to ask for help when you need it and to accept charity when it would take a weight from your shoulders. Otherwise you end up like Sisyphus- or even worse, Walter White
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