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dam-mango-cheese 9 months
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was i the only one who imagined Piper fat? like in my mind she and Nina Zenik are basically the same person and it just works so well for me but everyone draws her so skinny馃槶 this obv isn鈥檛 hate toward anyone but i just want fan art like that
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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kaz: i forget but i do not forgive
kaz: i'm going around hating people and i can't even remember why
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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inej: kaz, keep an eye on jesper today. he鈥檚 going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched
kaz: sure, i鈥檇 love to see jesper get punched
inej: try again?
kaz: fine. i鈥檒l keep jesper from getting punched
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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kaz: love at first sight? unoriginal, boring
kaz: love at first heist? cozy, fun
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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hazel: percy and jason are arguing outside
hedge: okay
hazel: you should do something
hedge: *closes the window*
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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wylan: shouldn't you sleep?
jesper, who hasn't slept in like 3 days: in your bed? yes
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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percy: i know you think my judgement is clouded just because i like annabeth a little but it's really not
piper: you doodled your wedding invitation
percy: that鈥檚 our joint tombstone
piper: my mistake
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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the way david carried all of nikolais chapters in row on his bare shoulders
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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jesper: i don鈥檛 think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this one
wylan: manslaughter it is
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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gina: i care deeply for the nature!!
amy: you're literally wearing snakeskin boots and a lion fur coat right now
gina: well i don't care about snakes and lions
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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the darkling: *gets down on one knee*
zoya: oh my god it's finally happening!!
the darkling: *falls over*
zoya: the poison is kicking in!!!!
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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zahra:聽june and alex are playing matchmaker with us again.... should we tell them we鈥檙e engaged?
shaan:聽no, it鈥檚 way more fun this way
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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jesper:聽it鈥檚 ok! everything is going according to plan
kaz:聽i am never letting you be in charge of planning, ever again
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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jesper: if you hold a crab up to your ear long enough you can hear what being attacked by a crab sounds like
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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piper: your house is burning down. you can only save one thing. what do you save?
leo: my house.
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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jake after rosa came out: look, it doesn't matter if you're straight, gay, bisexual, or anything else. at the end of the day, it's still night
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dam-mango-cheese 2 years
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jason: alright this isn鈥檛 funny, who drew a butt on the cover of my book?
piper: THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY BOOBS??!!???
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