hey its me, your local burden,
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you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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Im gonna make a whole lotta money
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Everything I want, I attract. The universe is always on my side.
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i don’t actually exist if you ever met me you’re schizophrenic
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in the mood for some slow slow kissinnnnn
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