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#running man #oops wrong account #oh well #it's cute

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Had a discussion with a close friend last night and I'm curious.

Feel free to rb and tell me about your childhood best buddies! ^_^ Mine was a unicorn that my grandmother made me when I was 3 named Kasma, and I still have her!

#my treasured stuffed animal possum (Ratty) sadly disappeared #we assume our dog ate it #text

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#megpie #it's true #crows

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#I mean eggs is THE answer but bacon is extremely not #so I voted french toast #but what I want is eggs and potatoes and veg and maybe something sweet #(like french toast or pancakes or pastry or simply fruit) #anyway put some respect on eggs' name and give them their own option #text

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#I can never get over the before voice #I've seen this video so many times and I'm crying laughing #cats #hall of fame

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#having a roommate for the last like month and a half after years of living alone? #not my favorite time #the only roommate I want is Butchie #text

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I'm back home and got sick pretty much immediately after my return, which is actually great because it's been an excuse to do truly nothing but sit on the couch and cuddle with the Boy

#text #Butchie tag #(he's in my lap right now)

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reblog for easter

#the only Easter tradition that matters #funnies #hall of fame

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everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

#I do remember intentionally doing my twos and sevens that way #because in math class we started using variables and they both looked too much like a z #but now I revert back and forth between using both kinds of twos #I can write '2022' and have loopy and normal twos in there and I think that might be the sickest thing about me #text #bullshit

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#definitely bacon #everything else seems appropriately rated #also shocked to see cheesecake on this list. didn't know she was so popular #text

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Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

#funnies

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#oh god what was the original #funnies

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

#David Wain lol #I think because I was just looking at his IMDb yesterday #there are certainly Davids that would normally come to mind faster but David Wain got it today #text

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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

#I don't think I have one #meat I guess? people get annoyed by that #people don't ever seem bothered by me hating mushrooms #(I assume that means I am correct to do so) #I feel like I like most food tho so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #text

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List of state birds here!

#I didn't realize how many repeats there were for state birds #I thought the American Robin was basic but it's nothing compared to a cardinal or northern meadowlark #(excuse me western meadowlark. northern mockingbird) #((also I voted yes because all birds are good))

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#I've got a sword but it's bird-sized #(a bird is holding it) #I've got a robot that I feel could be an effective ally #also a grell and would both help #skeleton for the skeleton army #lots of animals but I wouldn't want them to fight for me #I don't think any weapons besides one the bird is holding #but maybe the insulindian phasmid would hypnotize my enemies #text