danniburgh
danniburgh
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PEDRO PASCAL as MARCUS MORENO We Can Be Heroes (2021) dir. Robert Rodriguez
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danniburgh · 2 hours ago
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challenge for monster lovers (fuckers)
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tell us your preferences then tag some friends and we can all kink shame each other uwu
I'LL GO FIRST!
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jsjdjwjdjdndn I MEAN IM KINDA NORMAL I GUESS
tags: @ezrasbirdiealso @mothandpidgeon @starlightmornings @charnelhouse @purplepascal042 @pascalslittlebrat @wyn-n-tonic @mesmorales @kenoobiwan @luckyspenguin @leias-rebelion @castleamc @beskarboobs
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danniburgh · 2 hours ago
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Milk and honey
Tattoed Modern!AU Din as requested by the wonderful @mandosmistress
making warm drink for Grogu so he’ll sleep better.
Also manifesting a workout promo collab of certain someone with LeMec brand.
For all the lovely people worrying about the frog, Mochi is living his best life:
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danniburgh · 5 hours ago
BAJSJAJSJAJA AY BEBE
shsjsjs thank you shzjsj this really blew up huh sbsbsbsbs you're awesome
hey dani you know how roaches look ugly and innocent AND THEN they start flying!?? lmao how do you think javier would handle a roach inside the house?
PLEASEEEEEE BABY AJDNSNDNSNS i laughed a lot when i read this sbdndbdnd
mkay lemme just say roaches are awful and they're monsters okay yes thanks
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Look, he's a man of the 20th century, okay? he's modern but not really
so he wanting to play macho? yeah he does that sometimes, it's in him, he's a protector okay leave him alone
it's late, it's a summer night, it's one of those nights in which you have to open every window in the house bc Jesus Christ it's so HOT
you're in the kitchen getting water to take to the bedroom, Javier is in the bathroom getting ready for bed, he's brushing his teeth when he hears it
"Fuck, FUCK! JAVIER!"
your scream of his name, a screech and glass breaking
his mind: RUN ASSHOLE SHE'S DYING
"WHA?" he still has the toothbrush hanging from his mouth, toothpaste foam around his lips, brows deeply furrowed, he rushes shoeless from the bathroom to the kitchen ready to fight, DEA agent training kicking in
he finds you standing in the entrance of the kitchen, shoulders UP and neck HIDDEN and holding yourself by the arms, he reaches for you bc you're looking at something inside the kitchen with FEAR and CONCERN and he thinks about every possible attack scenario before you say
"there's a roACH there"
"what?"
"Javi there's a roACH thereeee"
he wants to laugh but he sees you so frightened he just raises his eyebrows at you
"okay?"
"KILL IT!!!"
he turns to the kitchen, looks at the floor, there's glass and water around and one large cockroach just standing there
Javier turns back and walks towards the bathroom, saying nothing
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" you gasp-scream behind him
he spits the toothpaste foam and grabs a hand towel and walks back
"give me your slipper" he raises his hand, you do it and he walks into the kitchen carefully, he's still shoeless and there's glass all over the place
you're just looking at him and he's actually nervous, you don't know it but he HATES, he DESPISES bugs, any bug, literally anything that crawls, he doesn't accept their existence and hates that he HAS to kill them himself... you're scared? baby he's ANXIOUS
Javier tries to throw the towel on top of it
he fails
it FLIES
YOURE SCREAMING
AND
HES YELLING
what is he even saying? something along the lines of "PUTA MADRE PINCHE CUCARACHO" or similar
look, he can deal with crawling things, yes he hates them
BUT IT FLIES!!!!!!!
"fucking hell, i hate this shit" hes mumbling while he picks up the towel and looks for the roach while covering his head with an arm, he gets a glimpse of you covering your face with your hands
the roach lands on the counter and
SWAT
"close the fucking windows" he says while padding out of the kitchen
you spread your hand over your face and open one eye to him, he's mumbling something in spanish while walking into the bedroom
once he closes the door you look at the mess in the kitchen and start laughing
"STOP THAT!" he yells at you from the room
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danniburgh · 9 hours ago
AJDJWJJDJSS PLEASE
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THEYRE BOUND FOREVER NOW
sjsjsjsjsjdjs thank you for reading this crackkk
hey dani you know how roaches look ugly and innocent AND THEN they start flying!?? lmao how do you think javier would handle a roach inside the house?
PLEASEEEEEE BABY AJDNSNDNSNS i laughed a lot when i read this sbdndbdnd
mkay lemme just say roaches are awful and they're monsters okay yes thanks
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Look, he's a man of the 20th century, okay? he's modern but not really
so he wanting to play macho? yeah he does that sometimes, it's in him, he's a protector okay leave him alone
it's late, it's a summer night, it's one of those nights in which you have to open every window in the house bc Jesus Christ it's so HOT
you're in the kitchen getting water to take to the bedroom, Javier is in the bathroom getting ready for bed, he's brushing his teeth when he hears it
"Fuck, FUCK! JAVIER!"
your scream of his name, a screech and glass breaking
his mind: RUN ASSHOLE SHE'S DYING
"WHA?" he still has the toothbrush hanging from his mouth, toothpaste foam around his lips, brows deeply furrowed, he rushes shoeless from the bathroom to the kitchen ready to fight, DEA agent training kicking in
he finds you standing in the entrance of the kitchen, shoulders UP and neck HIDDEN and holding yourself by the arms, he reaches for you bc you're looking at something inside the kitchen with FEAR and CONCERN and he thinks about every possible attack scenario before you say
"there's a roACH there"
"what?"
"Javi there's a roACH thereeee"
he wants to laugh but he sees you so frightened he just raises his eyebrows at you
"okay?"
"KILL IT!!!"
he turns to the kitchen, looks at the floor, there's glass and water around and one large cockroach just standing there
Javier turns back and walks towards the bathroom, saying nothing
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" you gasp-scream behind him
he spits the toothpaste foam and grabs a hand towel and walks back
"give me your slipper" he raises his hand, you do it and he walks into the kitchen carefully, he's still shoeless and there's glass all over the place
you're just looking at him and he's actually nervous, you don't know it but he HATES, he DESPISES bugs, any bug, literally anything that crawls, he doesn't accept their existence and hates that he HAS to kill them himself... you're scared? baby he's ANXIOUS
Javier tries to throw the towel on top of it
he fails
it FLIES
YOURE SCREAMING
AND
HES YELLING
what is he even saying? something along the lines of "PUTA MADRE PINCHE CUCARACHO" or similar
look, he can deal with crawling things, yes he hates them
BUT IT FLIES!!!!!!!
"fucking hell, i hate this shit" hes mumbling while he picks up the towel and looks for the roach while covering his head with an arm, he gets a glimpse of you covering your face with your hands
the roach lands on the counter and
SWAT
"close the fucking windows" he says while padding out of the kitchen
you spread your hand over your face and open one eye to him, he's mumbling something in spanish while walking into the bedroom
once he closes the door you look at the mess in the kitchen and start laughing
"STOP THAT!" he yells at you from the room
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danniburgh · 18 hours ago
JANDBSUENSKDJW chika ese hombre algo tenía que tener no podía ser perfecto
y no le acerques un gusano porque te da un PUTAZO ABSBANDBSNS
ay no ajsbjss te kiero mucho bb
hey dani you know how roaches look ugly and innocent AND THEN they start flying!?? lmao how do you think javier would handle a roach inside the house?
PLEASEEEEEE BABY AJDNSNDNSNS i laughed a lot when i read this sbdndbdnd
mkay lemme just say roaches are awful and they're monsters okay yes thanks
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Look, he's a man of the 20th century, okay? he's modern but not really
so he wanting to play macho? yeah he does that sometimes, it's in him, he's a protector okay leave him alone
it's late, it's a summer night, it's one of those nights in which you have to open every window in the house bc Jesus Christ it's so HOT
you're in the kitchen getting water to take to the bedroom, Javier is in the bathroom getting ready for bed, he's brushing his teeth when he hears it
"Fuck, FUCK! JAVIER!"
your scream of his name, a screech and glass breaking
his mind: RUN ASSHOLE SHE'S DYING
"WHA?" he still has the toothbrush hanging from his mouth, toothpaste foam around his lips, brows deeply furrowed, he rushes shoeless from the bathroom to the kitchen ready to fight, DEA agent training kicking in
he finds you standing in the entrance of the kitchen, shoulders UP and neck HIDDEN and holding yourself by the arms, he reaches for you bc you're looking at something inside the kitchen with FEAR and CONCERN and he thinks about every possible attack scenario before you say
"there's a roACH there"
"what?"
"Javi there's a roACH thereeee"
he wants to laugh but he sees you so frightened he just raises his eyebrows at you
"okay?"
"KILL IT!!!"
he turns to the kitchen, looks at the floor, there's glass and water around and one large cockroach just standing there
Javier turns back and walks towards the bathroom, saying nothing
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" you gasp-scream behind him
he spits the toothpaste foam and grabs a hand towel and walks back
"give me your slipper" he raises his hand, you do it and he walks into the kitchen carefully, he's still shoeless and there's glass all over the place
you're just looking at him and he's actually nervous, you don't know it but he HATES, he DESPISES bugs, any bug, literally anything that crawls, he doesn't accept their existence and hates that he HAS to kill them himself... you're scared? baby he's ANXIOUS
Javier tries to throw the towel on top of it
he fails
it FLIES
YOURE SCREAMING
AND
HES YELLING
what is he even saying? something along the lines of "PUTA MADRE PINCHE CUCARACHO" or similar
look, he can deal with crawling things, yes he hates them
BUT IT FLIES!!!!!!!
"fucking hell, i hate this shit" hes mumbling while he picks up the towel and looks for the roach while covering his head with an arm, he gets a glimpse of you covering your face with your hands
the roach lands on the counter and
SWAT
"close the fucking windows" he says while padding out of the kitchen
you spread your hand over your face and open one eye to him, he's mumbling something in spanish while walking into the bedroom
once he closes the door you look at the mess in the kitchen and start laughing
"STOP THAT!" he yells at you from the room
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danniburgh · 19 hours ago
JAJAJAJA awwww pri thank you bb, ilysm
also, hate campaign against roaches they can DIE ajajajaja
hey dani you know how roaches look ugly and innocent AND THEN they start flying!?? lmao how do you think javier would handle a roach inside the house?
PLEASEEEEEE BABY AJDNSNDNSNS i laughed a lot when i read this sbdndbdnd
mkay lemme just say roaches are awful and they're monsters okay yes thanks
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Look, he's a man of the 20th century, okay? he's modern but not really
so he wanting to play macho? yeah he does that sometimes, it's in him, he's a protector okay leave him alone
it's late, it's a summer night, it's one of those nights in which you have to open every window in the house bc Jesus Christ it's so HOT
you're in the kitchen getting water to take to the bedroom, Javier is in the bathroom getting ready for bed, he's brushing his teeth when he hears it
"Fuck, FUCK! JAVIER!"
your scream of his name, a screech and glass breaking
his mind: RUN ASSHOLE SHE'S DYING
"WHA?" he still has the toothbrush hanging from his mouth, toothpaste foam around his lips, brows deeply furrowed, he rushes shoeless from the bathroom to the kitchen ready to fight, DEA agent training kicking in
he finds you standing in the entrance of the kitchen, shoulders UP and neck HIDDEN and holding yourself by the arms, he reaches for you bc you're looking at something inside the kitchen with FEAR and CONCERN and he thinks about every possible attack scenario before you say
"there's a roACH there"
"what?"
"Javi there's a roACH thereeee"
he wants to laugh but he sees you so frightened he just raises his eyebrows at you
"okay?"
"KILL IT!!!"
he turns to the kitchen, looks at the floor, there's glass and water around and one large cockroach just standing there
Javier turns back and walks towards the bathroom, saying nothing
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" you gasp-scream behind him
he spits the toothpaste foam and grabs a hand towel and walks back
"give me your slipper" he raises his hand, you do it and he walks into the kitchen carefully, he's still shoeless and there's glass all over the place
you're just looking at him and he's actually nervous, you don't know it but he HATES, he DESPISES bugs, any bug, literally anything that crawls, he doesn't accept their existence and hates that he HAS to kill them himself... you're scared? baby he's ANXIOUS
Javier tries to throw the towel on top of it
he fails
it FLIES
YOURE SCREAMING
AND
HES YELLING
what is he even saying? something along the lines of "PUTA MADRE PINCHE CUCARACHO" or similar
look, he can deal with crawling things, yes he hates them
BUT IT FLIES!!!!!!!
"fucking hell, i hate this shit" hes mumbling while he picks up the towel and looks for the roach while covering his head with an arm, he gets a glimpse of you covering your face with your hands
the roach lands on the counter and
SWAT
"close the fucking windows" he says while padding out of the kitchen
you spread your hand over your face and open one eye to him, he's mumbling something in spanish while walking into the bedroom
once he closes the door you look at the mess in the kitchen and start laughing
"STOP THAT!" he yells at you from the room
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danniburgh · 19 hours ago
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oh well I guess I'm crying now
there's something so personal about a man like him talking wonders about the characters he plays because the words he uses and the tone of his voice is just proof PROOF of how much he cares about them and how much he likes playing them
and the way this video has just the right vibe and captured that just the right way??? fucking art!!!!
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Inspired by the love he has for his characters and projects ❤ 
Listen with headphones and forgive the audio quality ❤
Taglist:
Seguir leyendo
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danniburgh · 22 hours ago
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your tumblr icon is now your roommate, how's everything? :)
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danniburgh · a day ago
JANDJWNDJS Chikis I'm so happy you liked it sjxnsbdjd
i really liked writing this i was giggling the whole time ajsbsjsbsjs
Javi retreats to his first first language when he's ANXIOUS y'know y'know it's true jsndjdndjd
hey dani you know how roaches look ugly and innocent AND THEN they start flying!?? lmao how do you think javier would handle a roach inside the house?
PLEASEEEEEE BABY AJDNSNDNSNS i laughed a lot when i read this sbdndbdnd
mkay lemme just say roaches are awful and they're monsters okay yes thanks
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Look, he's a man of the 20th century, okay? he's modern but not really
so he wanting to play macho? yeah he does that sometimes, it's in him, he's a protector okay leave him alone
it's late, it's a summer night, it's one of those nights in which you have to open every window in the house bc Jesus Christ it's so HOT
you're in the kitchen getting water to take to the bedroom, Javier is in the bathroom getting ready for bed, he's brushing his teeth when he hears it
"Fuck, FUCK! JAVIER!"
your scream of his name, a screech and glass breaking
his mind: RUN ASSHOLE SHE'S DYING
"WHA?" he still has the toothbrush hanging from his mouth, toothpaste foam around his lips, brows deeply furrowed, he rushes shoeless from the bathroom to the kitchen ready to fight, DEA agent training kicking in
he finds you standing in the entrance of the kitchen, shoulders UP and neck HIDDEN and holding yourself by the arms, he reaches for you bc you're looking at something inside the kitchen with FEAR and CONCERN and he thinks about every possible attack scenario before you say
"there's a roACH there"
"what?"
"Javi there's a roACH thereeee"
he wants to laugh but he sees you so frightened he just raises his eyebrows at you
"okay?"
"KILL IT!!!"
he turns to the kitchen, looks at the floor, there's glass and water around and one large cockroach just standing there
Javier turns back and walks towards the bathroom, saying nothing
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" you gasp-scream behind him
he spits the toothpaste foam and grabs a hand towel and walks back
"give me your slipper" he raises his hand, you do it and he walks into the kitchen carefully, he's still shoeless and there's glass all over the place
you're just looking at him and he's actually nervous, you don't know it but he HATES, he DESPISES bugs, any bug, literally anything that crawls, he doesn't accept their existence and hates that he HAS to kill them himself... you're scared? baby he's ANXIOUS
Javier tries to throw the towel on top of it
he fails
it FLIES
YOURE SCREAMING
AND
HES YELLING
what is he even saying? something along the lines of "PUTA MADRE PINCHE CUCARACHO" or similar
look, he can deal with crawling things, yes he hates them
BUT IT FLIES!!!!!!!
"fucking hell, i hate this shit" hes mumbling while he picks up the towel and looks for the roach while covering his head with an arm, he gets a glimpse of you covering your face with your hands
the roach lands on the counter and
SWAT
"close the fucking windows" he says while padding out of the kitchen
you spread your hand over your face and open one eye to him, he's mumbling something in spanish while walking into the bedroom
once he closes the door you look at the mess in the kitchen and start laughing
"STOP THAT!" he yells at you from the room
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danniburgh · a day ago
i forgot you're from that weird island in the other side of the world
in my side of the world and in the desertic area I'm from (i actually live like 3 hours away from Laredo lmao) there's this kind of roach that's lean and all brown and some of them fly, just because lmao, i hate them and they get out of their caves when it's hot (and it's hot for like 8 months)
JANDJWNDJS PLS i love our daddy and look I'm gonna throw flowers to myself here and say i think i know that man pretty well JAJSJSND
thank you bebi, I love you
hey dani you know how roaches look ugly and innocent AND THEN they start flying!?? lmao how do you think javier would handle a roach inside the house?
PLEASEEEEEE BABY AJDNSNDNSNS i laughed a lot when i read this sbdndbdnd
mkay lemme just say roaches are awful and they're monsters okay yes thanks
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Look, he's a man of the 20th century, okay? he's modern but not really
so he wanting to play macho? yeah he does that sometimes, it's in him, he's a protector okay leave him alone
it's late, it's a summer night, it's one of those nights in which you have to open every window in the house bc Jesus Christ it's so HOT
you're in the kitchen getting water to take to the bedroom, Javier is in the bathroom getting ready for bed, he's brushing his teeth when he hears it
"Fuck, FUCK! JAVIER!"
your scream of his name, a screech and glass breaking
his mind: RUN ASSHOLE SHE'S DYING
"WHA?" he still has the toothbrush hanging from his mouth, toothpaste foam around his lips, brows deeply furrowed, he rushes shoeless from the bathroom to the kitchen ready to fight, DEA agent training kicking in
he finds you standing in the entrance of the kitchen, shoulders UP and neck HIDDEN and holding yourself by the arms, he reaches for you bc you're looking at something inside the kitchen with FEAR and CONCERN and he thinks about every possible attack scenario before you say
"there's a roACH there"
"what?"
"Javi there's a roACH thereeee"
he wants to laugh but he sees you so frightened he just raises his eyebrows at you
"okay?"
"KILL IT!!!"
he turns to the kitchen, looks at the floor, there's glass and water around and one large cockroach just standing there
Javier turns back and walks towards the bathroom, saying nothing
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" you gasp-scream behind him
he spits the toothpaste foam and grabs a hand towel and walks back
"give me your slipper" he raises his hand, you do it and he walks into the kitchen carefully, he's still shoeless and there's glass all over the place
you're just looking at him and he's actually nervous, you don't know it but he HATES, he DESPISES bugs, any bug, literally anything that crawls, he doesn't accept their existence and hates that he HAS to kill them himself... you're scared? baby he's ANXIOUS
Javier tries to throw the towel on top of it
he fails
it FLIES
YOURE SCREAMING
AND
HES YELLING
what is he even saying? something along the lines of "PUTA MADRE PINCHE CUCARACHO" or similar
look, he can deal with crawling things, yes he hates them
BUT IT FLIES!!!!!!!
"fucking hell, i hate this shit" hes mumbling while he picks up the towel and looks for the roach while covering his head with an arm, he gets a glimpse of you covering your face with your hands
the roach lands on the counter and
SWAT
"close the fucking windows" he says while padding out of the kitchen
you spread your hand over your face and open one eye to him, he's mumbling something in spanish while walking into the bedroom
once he closes the door you look at the mess in the kitchen and start laughing
"STOP THAT!" he yells at you from the room
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danniburgh · a day ago
bc it's TRUE IM RIGHT AJSJSJA
hey dani you know how roaches look ugly and innocent AND THEN they start flying!?? lmao how do you think javier would handle a roach inside the house?
PLEASEEEEEE BABY AJDNSNDNSNS i laughed a lot when i read this sbdndbdnd
mkay lemme just say roaches are awful and they're monsters okay yes thanks
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Look, he's a man of the 20th century, okay? he's modern but not really
so he wanting to play macho? yeah he does that sometimes, it's in him, he's a protector okay leave him alone
it's late, it's a summer night, it's one of those nights in which you have to open every window in the house bc Jesus Christ it's so HOT
you're in the kitchen getting water to take to the bedroom, Javier is in the bathroom getting ready for bed, he's brushing his teeth when he hears it
"Fuck, FUCK! JAVIER!"
your scream of his name, a screech and glass breaking
his mind: RUN ASSHOLE SHE'S DYING
"WHA?" he still has the toothbrush hanging from his mouth, toothpaste foam around his lips, brows deeply furrowed, he rushes shoeless from the bathroom to the kitchen ready to fight, DEA agent training kicking in
he finds you standing in the entrance of the kitchen, shoulders UP and neck HIDDEN and holding yourself by the arms, he reaches for you bc you're looking at something inside the kitchen with FEAR and CONCERN and he thinks about every possible attack scenario before you say
"there's a roACH there"
"what?"
"Javi there's a roACH thereeee"
he wants to laugh but he sees you so frightened he just raises his eyebrows at you
"okay?"
"KILL IT!!!"
he turns to the kitchen, looks at the floor, there's glass and water around and one large cockroach just standing there
Javier turns back and walks towards the bathroom, saying nothing
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" you gasp-scream behind him
he spits the toothpaste foam and grabs a hand towel and walks back
"give me your slipper" he raises his hand, you do it and he walks into the kitchen carefully, he's still shoeless and there's glass all over the place
you're just looking at him and he's actually nervous, you don't know it but he HATES, he DESPISES bugs, any bug, literally anything that crawls, he doesn't accept their existence and hates that he HAS to kill them himself... you're scared? baby he's ANXIOUS
Javier tries to throw the towel on top of it
he fails
it FLIES
YOURE SCREAMING
AND
HES YELLING
what is he even saying? something along the lines of "PUTA MADRE PINCHE CUCARACHO" or similar
look, he can deal with crawling things, yes he hates them
BUT IT FLIES!!!!!!!
"fucking hell, i hate this shit" hes mumbling while he picks up the towel and looks for the roach while covering his head with an arm, he gets a glimpse of you covering your face with your hands
the roach lands on the counter and
SWAT
"close the fucking windows" he says while padding out of the kitchen
you spread your hand over your face and open one eye to him, he's mumbling something in spanish while walking into the bedroom
once he closes the door you look at the mess in the kitchen and start laughing
"STOP THAT!" he yells at you from the room
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danniburgh · a day ago
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danniburgh · a day ago
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we're feeling the freedom of not caring about things because everything is a social construct in the chat tonight fellas
WE AREEEEEE
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i need more people in this fandom to reach their breaking point because let me tell you something—having zero fucks to give about engagement or what people think of me? that shit’s freeing. now i can literally sit here and slowly write a multi-part Triple Frontier a/b/o monster hunter AU with an OFC without caring what literally anyone thinks because it’s fun and it’s for me. do i want to share it? of course. will it be soul-crushing if 12 people read it? i really just don’t think so. 
and with engagement being down the way it is, i need that. i need that freedom. i need that reminder that i can do whatever i want because it’s just not that serious. fourteen notes, four hundred notes, whatever. i’m still producing something really, really fucking cool. 
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danniburgh · a day ago
hey dani you know how roaches look ugly and innocent AND THEN they start flying!?? lmao how do you think javier would handle a roach inside the house?
PLEASEEEEEE BABY AJDNSNDNSNS i laughed a lot when i read this sbdndbdnd
mkay lemme just say roaches are awful and they're monsters okay yes thanks
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Look, he's a man of the 20th century, okay? he's modern but not really
so he wanting to play macho? yeah he does that sometimes, it's in him, he's a protector okay leave him alone
it's late, it's a summer night, it's one of those nights in which you have to open every window in the house bc Jesus Christ it's so HOT
you're in the kitchen getting water to take to the bedroom, Javier is in the bathroom getting ready for bed, he's brushing his teeth when he hears it
"Fuck, FUCK! JAVIER!"
your scream of his name, a screech and glass breaking
his mind: RUN ASSHOLE SHE'S DYING
"WHA?" he still has the toothbrush hanging from his mouth, toothpaste foam around his lips, brows deeply furrowed, he rushes shoeless from the bathroom to the kitchen ready to fight, DEA agent training kicking in
he finds you standing in the entrance of the kitchen, shoulders UP and neck HIDDEN and holding yourself by the arms, he reaches for you bc you're looking at something inside the kitchen with FEAR and CONCERN and he thinks about every possible attack scenario before you say
"there's a roACH there"
"what?"
"Javi there's a roACH thereeee"
he wants to laugh but he sees you so frightened he just raises his eyebrows at you
"okay?"
"KILL IT!!!"
he turns to the kitchen, looks at the floor, there's glass and water around and one large cockroach just standing there
Javier turns back and walks towards the bathroom, saying nothing
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" you gasp-scream behind him
he spits the toothpaste foam and grabs a hand towel and walks back
"give me your slipper" he raises his hand, you do it and he walks into the kitchen carefully, he's still shoeless and there's glass all over the place
you're just looking at him and he's actually nervous, you don't know it but he HATES, he DESPISES bugs, any bug, literally anything that crawls, he doesn't accept their existence and hates that he HAS to kill them himself... you're scared? baby he's ANXIOUS
Javier tries to throw the towel on top of it
he fails
it FLIES
YOURE SCREAMING
AND
HES YELLING
what is he even saying? something along the lines of "PUTA MADRE PINCHE CUCARACHO" or similar
look, he can deal with crawling things, yes he hates them
BUT IT FLIES!!!!!!!
"fucking hell, i hate this shit" hes mumbling while he picks up the towel and looks for the roach while covering his head with an arm, he gets a glimpse of you covering your face with your hands
the roach lands on the counter and
SWAT
"close the fucking windows" he says while padding out of the kitchen
you spread your hand over your face and open one eye to him, he's mumbling something in spanish while walking into the bedroom
once he closes the door you look at the mess in the kitchen and start laughing
"STOP THAT!" he yells at you from the room
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danniburgh · a day ago
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Come join me on this blog now I guess 🤷‍♀️ this is the last time I’m setting up a blog 🤬 don’t mess with me tumblr
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danniburgh · a day ago
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me knowing the reader is unhinged and dominant;
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MOTHY omg the fact that you make art and share it with us for FREE??? kesejskejs let me KISS YOU
i love this so much and the way she knew exactly what to tell him to get him to do what she wanted... AND TO MAKE HIM THINK IT WAS HIS IDEA??????? the woman is a fucking icon
another amazing story AAAAAA
WANTED (Din Djarin x bounty hunter!f!reader) Chapter 1
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MASTERLIST - TAGLIST
Ao3
Pairing: Din Djarin x fem!reader, Din Djarin x bounty hunter!reader
Words: 1.7k
Rating: M (eventual E 18+)
Warnings: mentions of death of a child
Series summary: The Mandalorian may have escaped Nevarro with the asset but he has the remainder of the bounty hunters’ Guild on his tracks. While you might not be a match for his strength and beskar, if you can gain his trust posing as a nanny, you’ll be able to single handedly bring down the best bounty hunter in the parsec. 
A/N: This fic was inspired when I rewatched the show with my partner who was appalled that Din just handed Grogu off to literally anybody he met. “This guy is way too trusting.” We are going to take advantage of that trust, sir.
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danniburgh · a day ago
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non-latinx people just showing up to show their ass and their shitty opinions... pls LEARN
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danniburgh · a day ago
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Hiii danni, I’m currently spiralling over fanfic but have a great start to your august!!
helloooooo
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jsnxjdnxjd plssss are you okay?? too much fanfic can be harmful sjndjsndjs take care bb
thank you so much!! i hope you have a great month! 💖💖
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