danwithouttheplan

[danwithouttheplan]

[danwithouttheplan]

you can make people happy. it's easy and free. you should do it :3

[danwithouttheplan]

[danwithouttheplan]

#fave

[danwithouttheplan]

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

[danwithouttheplan]

[danwithouttheplan]

master of seeing boobs and going "yay!!!!"

[danwithouttheplan]

[danwithouttheplan]

so i saw this tweet earlier

you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid

[danwithouttheplan]

oh yeah, you corn dog

#im so tired and these were the only words my brain was choosing to put together #danblab

[danwithouttheplan]

[danwithouttheplan]

this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed

#i wish i was him

[danwithouttheplan]

this is sending me

[danwithouttheplan]

#okay this one is alright

[danwithouttheplan]

i honestly just need to be panini pressed

#ive been on edge all day because im super nervous #its very tiring #danblab

[danwithouttheplan]

Computer show me the "big one"

#fave

[danwithouttheplan]

this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement