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by Elias Hartvigsson

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reblog to have good concert luck

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Hate when someone says "that's so funny" but doesn't laugh like you might as well just punch me in the solar plexus

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Just found this and... What the fuck 😭

#why is Tommy cosplaying as Joe Elliot. sir that’s a mullet what are you doing #also gonna need to put Lego Vince in the Cursed Metal Toys hall of fame #right next to the Potatopia Plush #motley crue

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80s fantasy movies have a very specific type of feeling to them that modern fantasy cannot replicate because they refuse to do what 80s movies did. Which is take 8 trees, a few puppets, a couple young actors, 1000 pounds of glitter and possibly a live animal stick them on a soundstage and build a dream

#I miss the days when all you needed to make a movie was some foam rubber and spray on glitter #I wasn’t around for them but I miss them anyways #the vibes are unmatched #I’ll stop beating around the bush here. make everything look like Labyrinth or I’m going to go feral

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do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for

#*slaps roof of blorbo* #this baby can fit so many Not Going To Therapys in it #with room in the glove compartment for all your Personality Traits You’d Rather Not Think about #put down your deposit today and you’ll get the Online Personality Quizzes upgrade for the low low price of 2 hours of your time #no refunds #blorbo posting

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"I pull lots of guys."

"I pull so many girls!"

Yeah well. I pull doors that say push.

#i pull everything off my shelves by accident when I go to grab one thing

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Also anyone who voted for Sweden is getting a visit from Little My. And she’s hungry for ankles

Looks like Moomin Mama isn’t going to be giving Sweden any preserves this year

#esc23 #eurovision #eurovision 2023 #finland #sweden #moomin #little my #moomins #esc2023 #she’s feeling bitey alrighty

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Looks like Moomin Mama isn’t going to be giving Sweden any preserves this year

#eurovision #eurovision 2023 #finland #sweden #moomin #moomin mama #snorkmaiden gearing up to throw hands also

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we should send tom cardy to eurovision next year

#i can imagine him turning up and the BBC censors just imploding #he’d go down a treat tho. he’d win the public vote by a mile

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all eurovision acts should be barred from entering in english, except france, who should be forced to

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NO SWEDEN. ONLY CHA CHA CHA

#eurovision #esc2023 #finland #kaarija

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NONONO FUCK SAKE NO WHAT THE FUCK SHE ACTIVELY DIDNT WANT TO WIN KAARIJA YOU WERE ROBBED

#eurovision #esc 2023 #esc23

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I JUST SCREAMED SO HARD I SPAT UP BLOOD IM CRYING MY FAITH IN HUMANITY IS RESTORED FINLAND MY LOVE IM SO PROUD OF YOU

#eurovision #esc23 #finland #kaarija #eurovison song contest #eurovision 2023

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Hosts ready to sprint for the panic room if Sweden wins

#eurovision #there will be riots #they’re in Liverpool. they’ll do it #esc23

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MANIFESTING FINLAND CHA CHA CHA MANIFESTING FINLAND CHA CHA CHA

#eurovision #esc2023 #finland