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✨Straw Hats X Warlords Outfit Swap!✨
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one piece saved my life man
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They’re so silly
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He’s been getting away with it for years. No one on the crew has caught on yet.
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Some Imprint!Jason because I’m weak, thanks
Nobody messes with his kiddo
For @hashtagdrivebywrites 💙
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Dear God, I visited fanfiction.net after god knows how long because the author of a fic I was interested in told me that they are updating it faster on ff.net
First of all, I had to wait here for like five minutes
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But then it gets worse...
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That's a small, tiny paragraph broken with TWO huge-ass ads!
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Noooooooo!!!
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This is a fucking nightmare!
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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago
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Non-binary gods: Asushunamir
Asushunamir is a deity of Sumerian and Babylonian origin, who was created to be neither and both male and female, and rescued the goddess Ishtar from the underworld.
The pictures above are from a woman who illustrated one version of the story.  But I’m sharing this version instead, (though I edited the pronouns and other references to gender which were done badly):
Ishtar, Queen of Heaven and Earth, without whom the flowers would not grow, Without whom the ice would never melt, the skies would never brighten, and the world would forever lay in slumber, awoke in Her fullness to Her beauty.
From the great Above My Lady, Ishtar opened Her ear to the great Below. And the Goddess abandoned Heaven and Earth To descend into the Underworld, For there lived Her sister Ereshkigal, Queen of the Underworld. Past the seven gates the Goddess Ishtar would pass, demanding entry, And at each gate the Goddess was stripped of Her valuables.
And at each gate Ishtar asked, “What is this?” 
And my Lady was told: “The ways of the Underworld are perfect. They may not be questioned.”
Finally, naked and bowed low Ishtar entered the throne room. Ereshkigal rose from Her throne and struck Her. Ishtar was turned to a piece of rotting meat and hung from a hook on the wall. And Ereshkigal decreed, “No God, or Goddess, No man or woman may enter the Underworld to rescue Ishtar.”
So it was that the Great God Enki was informed And from His magnificent fingernail, made of light, He fashioned a being, Asushunamir. Asushunamir a being of light, that was neither male nor female and yet both he and she. Renewing of light, Asushunamir. And he sent them to rescue Ishtar. They whose face is brilliant, so beautiful, Asushunamir. Clothed in stars, Asushunamir.
The spell of great Ereshkigal could not possess this luminous being. Yet She was moved by Asushunamir’s beauty, stirred by their voice, by their dance. Ereshkigal demanded a great feast be held in Their, the best wine brought to the table. She dreamed of taking this beautiful being to Her bed, of keeping Them with Her in the Land of the Dead.  But Asushunamir was careful to pour the wine upon the floor and to eat not food prepared by ghosts.
When Ereshkigal had fallen into drunkenness, Asushunamir asked if They might taste the Water of Life, which Ereshkigal kept locked in the cellar.
Ereshkigal called out to Her servant, “Bring the jug! I shall grant the wish of this fetching creature!” When Ereshkigal fell asleep, Asushunamir made Their way to the lampless cell Where Ishtar, held captive, lay.
They sprinkled the Goddess with the Water of Life. As the drops fell upon Her, She opened Her eyes. Radiant and flowing with the energy of life, Ishtar quickly made Her way back through the seven gates, ascending to earth and bidding the flowers to grow. Asushunamir was not as fortunate. Ereshkigal awakened as They approached the 7th gate and nothing could extinguish Her fires of passion turned to hate.
“The food of the gutter shall be your food!” Great Ereshkigal cried. “The drink of the sewer shall be your drink. In the shadows shall you abide.” Having pronounced Her curse upon Them, She banished Asushunamir.
When Ishtar learned of the terrible curse placed upon the luminous being, She wept and spoke softly so that no one might hear, “The power of Ereshkigal is great. No one dares defy Her. But just as winter was softened and turned towards spring, I may so soften the curse upon you. For many ages you will suffer. Those who are like you, assinnu and kalum and kugarru and kalaturru, lovers of men, kin to my sacred women, shall be as strangers in their homes. Their families will keep them as secrets in the shadows and will leave them nothing. The drunken shall smite their faces, and the mighty shall imprison them.
“But if you will remember Me, how you were born from the light of the stars to save Me from death and rid the earth of winter, I shall harbor you and your kind. You shall be My special children, and I shall make you my priests. I shall grant you the gift of prophecy, the wisdom of the earth and moon. You shall banish illness from My children, as you have stolen Me from Ereshkigal and the Land of No Return.
“And when you adorn yourselves in My robes I shall dance in your feet and sing in your throats, and no one shall be able to resist your enchantments.
“When the earthen jug is brought forth from the 7 gates you shall be freed from the spell of Ereshkigal. Once more you shall be called Asushunamir. Being clothed in light. Your kind shall be called Those Whose Faces Are Brilliant. Those Who Have Come to Renew the Light, the blessed ones of Ishtar.”
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I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣
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psycho killer.... cat cafe
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