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To lovely humans who were excluded from invitations, left behind when they tied their shoes, forced to walk in the grass when the sidewalk was full, spoken over when you tried to contribute, whispered about or laughed at, given side-eye when you tried to fit in…. you are so worthy of love.

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Damian gets a pet peafowl for his birthday (sent by his mom so it's also a ninja peafowl)

Damian has two choices here (okay three but where's the fun in that) Either name the bird 'Peaman' or 'Batcock'

Peaman the Batcock and Jerry the turkey become gay bird lovers

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Bruce: "I'm gonna have to veto the Batcock part of this pet's name" Damian: "Coward" Jason: "Hypocrite" Bruce: "How???" Jason: "You let Dick go by 'Dick'"

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Steph: "Would you rather Damian name him 'Batpea the Mancock'?" Duke: "Or 'Peabat the Cockman'?" Bruce: "Stop"

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Dick: "I would like to propose the peacock be named 'Soup,' cause I thought that's what we were talking about." Damian: "No, it's too late. This is Batcock the Peaman." Alfred: "I think 'Soup' is an excellent name for a peacock." Dick: "Thank you, Alfred"

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Damian: "Everyone, I have someone to introduce you to; This is Soup the Peahen." Tim: "Where did he get another peacock??" Cass: "Found it by Robinson Park. Took it home, said it's his now." Steph: "Yeah that checks"

-- Soup is a lesbian

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Jason: *wondering how he got suckered into taking these hooligans for lunch*

Damian: *mad as hell Tim beat him to the front seat*

Tim: *smug as hell knowing Damian is fuming in the back seat right now*

Dick: “MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS”

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happy Thursday the 20th

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I'm still trying to plot vengeance. :) 💜💜love ya!

I’m such a good friend 

You may not know this but I am in the Dsmp fandom (how do you not know? Have you seen my posts?)

I’m also in a lot of other fandoms. Over 100 at my last count.

and I always make my bff read my fanfics (don’t worry, I’m not forcing her, she loves them)

but we only share one fandom. I mean she’s into other things but she’s not really a “fan” but she at least had general knowledge. well, not when it comes to Dsmp, so I was writing three Fics at once and I was sending her each new chapter to read. But she was getting a little confused and I was finding it hard to explain so I decided to send her some YouTube videos and Fanfics for context.

first I decided to ease her in… so I sent her No Cause For Concern (one of my favorites) it’s perfect because she loves angst and the only problem was that it’s unfinished. (I hadn’t told her) so that was a bit frustrating, but you know that’s how I felt too.

next I send her Passerine, yeah I’m pure evil. I know. I did warn her though… and she read it anyway, so a couple hours later after she finished it I get a single message.

“I am never reading that again.”

suffice to say that she loved it.

#Dsmp #passerine #NoCauseForConcern #friends #I’m a good friend #bff #Love u!

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“A hot shower and breakfast is all I need.”

“In addition to sixteen hours’ sleep, a three-month vacation, a blood transfusion, and a full psychiatric examination.”

Detective Comics #661

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Bruce Wayne, trying to go over the case of a murder victim but very confused: Tim, why are you wearing sunglasses in the Cave?

Tim Drake, wearing sunglasses to cover up his black eye that he got last night because there was no patrol but he and his siblings went for a joyride in the Batmobile and events led to his head slamming into the steering wheel: uhhhh

Dick Grayson, very desperately trying to hide this fact from Bruce because he's supposed to be the responsible elder sibling: B, if I may. Tim spoke to us all about a week ago about wearing sunglasses to all murder briefings moving forward to show respect for the dead. I simply forgot. And Jason refused because he has no value for human life.

Jason Todd, very much enjoying watching his brothers squirm but playing along because it's definitely his fault Tim's head slammed into the steering wheel: It's true, I don't.

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Millennial Battinson and Generation-Alpha Dick Grayson:

Bruce, trying to introduce a nine year old Dick Grayson to Nirvana, which is totally age-appropriate and not at all irresponsible: Music is important to me. It helps me express myself. Keeps the darkness within me from consuming my soul.

Dick: oh ye I like music too!!

Bruce: Hn. What do you li-

Dick, twirling around: ~We don't talk about Bruno, no no no~

Bruce: who is bruno

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Bruce, seeing that Dick is sad: Do you want to watch a movie?

Dick: Aladdin!!!

Bruce, grinning a little tiny bit: Okay. *puts on Aladdin (1992)*

Dick: This isn’t Aladdin, this is a cartoon.

Bruce: *short-circuits*

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Dick, leaning against Bruce as he works on a case: Can you get me a Pop-It?? Everyone at school has them!

Bruce: a what

Dick: A pop-it!! It's a fidget toy with little bubbles you can pop in and out! My teacher said I would probably like one.

Bruce: Okay? *hands Dick his credit card*

Dick, going on his iPad: Okay thankie!! I'm getting the unicorn.

Bruce, looking over Dick's shoulder: ...willyougetmeonetoo

Dick: Do you want a dino one?

Bruce, vibrating: yes

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Dick: Everyone at school has Pokémon cards except me :(

Bruce: *stands up, exits Batcave, returns ten minutes later with shoebox full of Pokémon cards*

Dick: 🤩

Bruce: Do not lose my first edition Charzard.

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Dick: Bruce you stink

Bruce: so do you

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Dick: What’s for dinner?

Bruce: Delivery. Alfred is busy.

Bruce and Dick, in tandem: Chicken tenders.

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Dick: *angery* >:-(

Bruce: What's wrong?

Dick: ...Everyone at school made Mother's Day cards and I had to do a coloring page instead.

Bruce: oh

Dick: >:-(

Bruce, shuffling, eyes fixed on the ground: Do you...want to go get ice cream? Alfred always got me ice cream on Mother's Day.

Dick: ...okay, Bruce. Let's go get ice cream.

Bruce: *grins, still not making eye contact*

Dick: And then we can watch Encanto again?

Bruce, who has every single line to that movie memorized and who has had the goddamned Bruno song stuck in his head for three (3) months: Sure. We can watch Encanto again.

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Things the batkids have probably said part 4.

Jason Todd, stumbling into Wayne Manor: It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you- *points at unsuspecting Tim* -to help me fish the bullets out of my shoulder.

#idk what this is #Actually Tim would probably do this too #But it fit Jason #batfam #tim drake #jason todd #Red hood #Robin #Red Robin #dc #batfamily #Incorrect posts

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I've effectively nerfed myself from ever becoming popular on tumblr because my url is an obscure lego character, and thank god for that

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*taps a microphone* hey, uh, anyone see that new tumblr update where long posts are partially hidden? but when you click “expand” the posts aren’t even that long? yeah, heh, it looks like tumblr’s got the same definition of “long” that my ex-boyfriend did. *two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling and i am instantly killed*

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guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

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AU where Damian is a literal baby, maybe 2 or 3, and he loves animals. So everyone gives him stuffed animals.

From Jason, on his first Thanksgiving with the family, he gets a stuffed Turkey which he names Jerry, and after that refuses to touch the cooked turkey on the table. (Vegan!BabyDami?)

From Selina he gets a stuffed cat from her collection. He names it Alfred.

Duke and Steph win a massive stuffed dragon at a fair and give it to Dami. It's so big, so he dubs it Goliath.

Dick comes across a stuffed cow on the clearance rack at Walmart. Someone spilled something on it and the stain mimics the devils star. He gets it for Damian and presents it to him in the cave. Damian calls it Batcow.

At a playdate, his friend gives him a stuffed puppy. He christened it Titus.

#someone write this #please #I know it's bad but still #batfam #baby damian wayne #Im melting #baby #Stuffed animals #Damian Wayne #Batfamily #batfamily headcanons #Batfamily bonding #bruce wayne #nightwing #Batman #Duke Thomas #stephanie brown #Tim drake #Dick Grayson #Robin

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Dudes rock

#This guy is my hero

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[ fake crying part 2 ]   PART 1

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And no hangovers!