darkgeminisworld

[darkgeminisworld]

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

[darkgeminisworld]

Danny: Wait I'm king?!

Clockwork: Yes.

Frostbite: We sent a blob ghost with the message weeks ago.

Danny: What?! They say insane shit all the time, how was I supposed to know this one was true?!

Blob ghost in little mailman outfit: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government.

Danny: SEE!

Frostbite: Well, perhaps we shouldn't have left such important information to a blob ghost to send.

Clockwork: She is right about the bank accounts though.

Danny: ... I'm sorry. WHAT?

[darkgeminisworld]

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

[darkgeminisworld]

a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things.

(all my comics are here!)

[darkgeminisworld]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[darkgeminisworld]

I seethe with rage every time I am forced to sit in a chair designed like this like who is this good for

[darkgeminisworld]

Gogle how.toi stop wildshap,e

[darkgeminisworld]

How is your voice coming from here?!?

(via Starkf_)

[darkgeminisworld]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[darkgeminisworld]

Jack building something, 5yo Danny 'helping'.

Baby Danny: Mommy?

Maddie recording cause baby's first anti-ghost ray: Yeah?

Baby Danny: One day, I'm going to die.

Jack: *looking up from the project and involuntarily smiling at the wild shit his kid says sometimes*

Baby Danny more dramatically: One day, I'm going to DIE.

Jack going back to building: One day. Just one day. Everybody does.

Baby Danny appalled: WHAT?!

---

Danny watching the video age 14: Did I have some sort of prophetic moment?

Sam: Awe! I wish I was this cute when I realised the inescapable consequences of mortality.

Danny: What did you do?

Sam: Threw a tantrum and screamed "death is too weak to take me".

Danny: Yeah that checks out.

Source

[darkgeminisworld]

girlboss, himbo husband, and their quasi-redeemed tsundere supervillain third wheel~

[darkgeminisworld]

I drew the gang,

[darkgeminisworld]

Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

[darkgeminisworld]

DANNY PHANTOM REPHANIMATED

Click here to see the trailer and subscribe to the channel! We're hoping to upload in May. People have put absolutely amazing work into this project and I am so so excited for everyone else to see it as well!!

Happy 20th Dannyversary!

[darkgeminisworld]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[darkgeminisworld]

Pass it on.

[darkgeminisworld]

every time I hear someone say “we should just get rid of physical shops and have everything online” I get a bit angry because

a) physical shops are important for those who don’t have access to a computer/ internet/ ect

b) those “weird” and “niche” shops I love so much don’t have the same vibe online, they turn into just another website

c) I hate paying for shipping