darrowwyrlde

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out of touch thursday real and it’s in my face

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I...dont even get a box????

how are yall sending asks with images

#tumblr shenanigans #tumblr woes

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Commissions Open

Heya! I’m offering colour sketches for 20 CAD each

(need to get those laptop repairs done 😔)

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I draw most things (not NSFW / hate etc.). Don’t hesitate to ask! 

Payments accepted through PayPal Invoice

The final image should be received within a month

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DM or Email me at [email protected] 

Terms and Conditions

This is my first time doing commissions so thank you in advance for you patience <3<3<3

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#spreading the word #YALL #SUPPORT THIS EPIC PEEP! #(reblogs count too!) #sealbatross #commission #commisions

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Two years later and I'm still proud of this response

#i should totally draw this as Stan shouldnt I? #random #darrow life #draw the squad #draw the squad reference #my art

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I've been meaning to draw this bean. And what a better excuse than a birthday!

So happy bday @artsymeeshee !! I'm no good with words. But I do like your content, it's always fun to see your stuff floating around my dash.

And down below I've got the sketch! Since 1) I kinda like it and 2) SOMEONE will enjoy it, so why not

AND A L S O! THERE I S MORE TO COME!!! Cause past me decided to go on an art spree and just d r a w for a few hours. So more chibi falls to come!!

#danidarkarts #artsymeeshee #TOO CUTE #chibi stan #stanley pines #gravity falls

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@artsymeeshee hey happy birthday

#artsymeeshee #colanom #adorable!!! #chibi stan #gravity falls #sea grunks

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I keep a long, point tipped umbrella by the door. Its blue striped like a barber pole when folded up so I call it my lance. And yes. It is 100% for fending off unwelcome fiends.

#random #darrow life

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WHAT

I knew I had an astigmatism but I didnt know it did that! I thought the spiky lights were normal!

the people who animated akira definitely had astigmatism

#blow my mind #seriously? #i just asked someone irl about it and APPARENTLY THE SPIKY LIGHTS ARENT NORMAL #this explains a lot more about my light induced headaches #....I used to PLAY with the spiky lights! #before my migranes got real bad #when i was little #i would see how far the strands would stretch..... #i honestly thought everyone saw light like this #.....this also explains alot about why other people can stand having their phones on NOT the dimmist legible brightness..... #whoa #darrow life

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mentally ill people reblog with the sad lyric you sing extra loud because you feel it so hard

#i just want someone to say to me #I'll always be there when you waaaaake #yeah #(No Rain by Blind Melon: aka my theme song since i was 7) #...want to do is just pour some tea for two/and speak my point of view/but its not saaane

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Ditto

Please

Wanted: Ford and Mabel fluff

I feel we as a fandom don’t have enough fluffy Ford and Mabel interactions, and I’m going to be honest, I NEED IT IN MY LIFE.

I wrote one myself - you can read it here - but if anyone out there knows of some good Mabel and Ford fluff stories, could you send me a link?

#i just need some mabel and ford fluff #its dire #its what keeps me going

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Update

I lied

That feeling when your family still won't let you commit fraud but encourages arson....

#getting ahead of myself #darrow life

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meww.blackspeechaccessories.com

how fucking brightly did the One Ring glow if it was able to project crisply lettering on Frodo’s face

#meww: aka middle earth wide web #lotr #glumshoe

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Colour Asks

RED Crimson - What was an event that’s shaped you to be who you are today? Light Pink - Do you have stuffed animals? Blush - Are you single? Amaranth - What’s your favourite emotion? Cherry Blossom - How are you feeling right now? Hollywood Cerise - What are your ambitions? Razzmatazz - Favourite TV Show? Rose - Where do you feel most comfortable? French Rose - What is your favourite flavour? Cameo Pink - Favourite movie?

ORANGE Buff Orange - Would you consider yourself athletic? Burnt Sienna - Favourite smell? Melon - Do you like to dance? Carrot - Do you bake? Copper - What is your favourite kind of day? Orangeade - When do you feel alive? Gamboge - Where do you want to travel? Peach - Favourite texture/s? Vermillion - How brave are you? Bittersweet Shimmer - What is your favourite memory?

YELLOW Flax - Do you like going to the beach? Wheat - Who can you trust the most? Laser Lemon - What kind of phone do you have? Gold - Are you high maintenance? Mellow Yellow - How calm are you? Unmellow Yellow - How high energy are you? Papaya Whip - How honest are you? Transparent Yellow - Would you consider yourself to be special? Canary - Favourite song? Reed Yellow - Do you play an instrument?

GREEN Pear - Where do you feel rested? Olive - What is your favourite food? Fern - Favourite plant? Moss - Are you quiet or loud? Tea green - How do you relax? Celadon - Dream job? Harlequin - Can you act? Malachite - Do you speak more than one language? Mantis - Favourite animal? Seafoam Green - Do you like water?

BLUE Sky Blue - Would you ever want to fly? Periwinkle - Would you want to breathe underwater? Powder Blue - Or control the weather? Liberty - Become the president/prime minister? Space Cadet - Become an astronaut? Celeste - Have perfect pitch? Eton Blue - Become invisible? Indigo - Become immortal? Iris - Grow plants at will? Whispering Blue - Or teleport?

PURPLE Lilac - Would you want kids? Lavender - What is your favourite time of day? Mulberry - Could you betray someone? Eminence - Favourite sounds? Palatinate - Do you think you’ll make it to 100 years old? Prune - Do you ever think about dying? Fandango - Do you spontaneously start singing sometimes? Thistle - If you could become wise, rich, or intelligent, which would you rather? Mauve - What would you name your kids/pets? Royal Purple - What’s your favourite emotion?

OTHERS Cream - If you had 1 day left to live, what would you do? Silver - Are you a good person? Ecru - How do you feel about the world today? Auburn - Favourite colour? White - Do you own lots of makeup? Black - What is the greatest success of your life so far? Bronze - Would you follow my blog? Pink Nectar - What’s your aesthetic? Sepia - Do you like photography?

#please ask? #i need some human interaction #ask game #ask away

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so. which tumblr sexyman trope are you

#sans-type #welp #this is the most accurate quiz ive ever taken #tumblr game #uquiz #random

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Bwhahahhaha!!!

I no longer need to commit fraud to reach my goals!!!

The plan can progress now that I'm over this stumbling block!

That feeling when your family still won't let you commit fraud but encourages arson....

#aka I now have my own paypal and can apply for work online #darrow life

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Me: *finally remembers to take pictures of the notes I took on my legs before showering*

Also me: *finally notices how hard it is to photograph fading words on a curved surface with a crap phone*

Friend: Why dont you just write that all down on paper or something?

Me: I'm lazy. Also screw you! You don't even exist!

Friend: Valid *poofs out of existance*

#i dont even know anymore #darrow life

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My only question is, how long has this been a part of [tumblr] and no one noticed?

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#tumblr shenanigans