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[darryl-jacobson]

Did they sneak back in?

I think what this household really needs is something we can all do together (except L.E.). An activity we all enjoy! (Except L.E.)

[darryl-jacobson]

We don't need to worry about them escaping, bee's always return to the hive. And other places in the world needs bees as well, it's fine

Can NOT deal with LE getting enough power to take over the neighborhood's HOA

[darryl-jacobson]

Annnd no.

Can NOT deal with LE getting enough power to take over the neighborhood's HOA

[darryl-jacobson]

You know, you're right, what if you just focus on that? Getting more flowers and hives? Don't worry about other people, worry about bees

Can NOT deal with LE getting enough power to take over the neighborhood's HOA

[darryl-jacobson]

Why

Can NOT deal with LE getting enough power to take over the neighborhood's HOA

[darryl-jacobson]

... really

Can NOT deal with LE getting enough power to take over the neighborhood's HOA

[darryl-jacobson]

@valkyriesuggests

i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned

❤️💛💙

( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)

[darryl-jacobson]

Like what????

Can NOT deal with LE getting enough power to take over the neighborhood's HOA

[darryl-jacobson]

// Darryl: Hold on, you are the president of the Homeowner’s Association?

L.E: President, only member and harshest critic. I one time had to give myself an official reprimand for holding a meeting in the shower.

Darryl: Wait, so when we got a fine for the length of the grass, that was you? And the noise complaint for when we sang you, happy birthday????

L.E: As a person, I was touched. However, as a representative of the street, I thought you should pick a key and stick with it.

#incorrect quotes

[darryl-jacobson]

You just want the power to be able to write fines for people and bother them endlessly

Can NOT deal with LE getting enough power to take over the neighborhood's HOA

[darryl-jacobson]

Can NOT deal with LE getting enough power to take over the neighborhood's HOA

[darryl-jacobson]

(sighs) different kind of President

(Sees a notice) oh god.... did LE make a HOA and vote themself the president????

[darryl-jacobson]

..... great

So one of the moms at PTA fight club broke another one's nose.

... Oops?

[darryl-jacobson]

Well... that's.... something

So one of the moms at PTA fight club broke another one's nose.

... Oops?

[darryl-jacobson]

Was it you who broke her nose??

So one of the moms at PTA fight club broke another one's nose.

... Oops?

[darryl-jacobson]

.... yes?

*knock knock knock* @darryl-jacobson

[darryl-jacobson]

Good, keep it that way and remember that in case the thought comes into your mind

And what if I treat the Ides of March like a holiday. What then.