"Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know."
A brilliant mind but very low energy/will to do much, "Oh no, it was TODAY? Sorry, not sorry!", say hurtful things with little to no remorse, will only dirty their hands to savor their vengeance, aren't you a little too old to be such a brat 24/7, sirs?, everyone saw the bad stuff coming except for the protagonist. [shocked Pikachu face] at protagonist still kicking and well.
(I was kinda still considering Hans in this case, because... You know... But he didn't shine enough and was way too proactive for Belphie.) And now this collection is over!
hc that anytime the brothers go up into the human world, their symbolic animals are naturally drawn to them, to the point where they will literally hone in on the demons locations and travel to the brothers in flocks. It doesn’t matter where they are – the animals will find them. The brothers can (usually) control them and make them stay away, but Belphie in particular just does not, ever.
MC doesn’t find out about any of this until they all take a field trip to the human world. They’re in the heart of downtown Chicago, eating lunch at a cute cafe that Asmo insisted on going to (because apparently their desserts are Devilgram worthy). Levi has his nose buried in Devil Crossing, Beel is scarfing down food faster than Asmo can take pics of it, Mammon and Belphie are building a tower out of creamer cups, Lucifer and MC are behaving like normal adults, Satan is sneakily reading smut on his DDD or smth idk
Everyone is just having a grand ole’ family outing when suddenly, something outside of the window catches Lucifer’s eyes. He just kinda leans back in his chair, pinches the bridge of his nose and agitatedly sighs, “oh for fucks sake, Belphie, not again.”
And MC twists around in their seat to look out the window and it’s just.
Cows. Cows everywhere.
It’s chaos. They’re crowding the street, causing traffic jams and swarming around civilians and vehicles. There has to be at least 100 of them – the cows are taking up the entire window view, standing shoulder to shoulder, peering in through the windows to get a glimpse of Belphie. He waves. The cows moo. Beel says “aw look, Belphie, they’re cheering for you!”
Mammon declares that if Belphie is allowed to have an army of cows, then he’s gonna amass a fleet of crows to steal things for him. Lucifer threatens to steal his kneecaps.
These particular stanzas from Dead Girl Walking just vibed well with Belphie & MC…
He honestly is one of my least favorite characters from the game, despite the way he asked to pact with MC to be one of my favorite scenes. The way he did it was so sweet and sincere but I wish the game gave us more closure to what he did… But don’t get me wrong, this cutie has some good points. I just want more closure U-U
6. Who is your favorite artist who draws obey me fanart?
7. Who is your favorite writer in the fandom?
8. What was your favorite event?
9. Are you struggling with new lessons?
10. What is your favorite obey me! theory?
11. What your favorite devilgram story you've unlocked?
12. Which brother do you have the most SSR and URs cards of?
13. What level are you currently?
14. Have you been able to deflower any cards yet?
15. What is your total strength?
16. What is the total strength of the person at the top of your friend list?
17. Out of your friend list, what are you ranked at for total strength? Example: 12 out of 24.
18. Which brother do you currently have on your home screen?
19. What is your icon on your student I.D?
20. What does your about me on your student I.D say?
Feel free to ask me any of these and feel free to use these too! :)
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