daughterofthebat

[daughterofthebat]

My fiance just agreed to use lines from Song of Achilles as vows in our wedding and I can't!

He's literally the best!

Also, idk if I'm more excited about that, or the fact that none of his family will probably ever realize that we're quoting lines from the bestest and gayest Greek love tragedy of all time!

Hehehehe!

#song of achilles #greek tragedy #greek love #achillesandpatroclus #i cant even

[daughterofthebat]

Bradley James is just the British version of Jenson Ackles.

That is all. Good night.

#bradley james #jenson ackles #tell me im wrong #you cant change my mind #im right #that is all #thank you and goodnight

[daughterofthebat]

I'm not saying he doesn't have agility, but doing flips because you are limber and have agility, is different from doing the splits and contorting your body because you're flexible. (Like dick) agility and flexibility are two totally different things.

Alright, but can we just think about this for a minute;

Jason Todd probably isn't flexible either at all or it's very little.

Think about it...

Dick was a freakin acrobat since brith!!! Boy can do so much weird stuff with his body and its Hella impressive. Like, are we 100% sure he isn't just a really buff seal? There's no way he has as many bones as a human is supposed to have...

Tim was just tiny af when he became Robin and to prove he could be just as good as Jason and dick were, probably willed his body to move that way, but he probably was already a little flexible.

Damian is just Damian we don't even have to go into that. Thank you Talia...

But Jason, the loud mouth, rough and tumble, gonna try to steal the wheels off the batmoble then throw a Tie iron at Batman himself, the guy that doesn't even wear suits like everyone else and instead wears cargo pants are something similar and is an absolute beefcake, probably has the WORST time keeping up with his brothers/friends/team mates when they're flippen through the city makin it look as easy as walking.

Just imagine a smol 14yr old Jason trying to do the splits, or a high kick, or a flip midair like I'm SURE he saw Dick do...and just epicly failing...

He's gotta be the least flexible one in the family at the very least.

Idk...just a thought.

[daughterofthebat]

Why do I like the idea that after Bruce found out Jason was alive, but that he didn't wanna come back to the manor, Mr. Daddy Warbucks over here started sending money to a bank account that Jason uses (That Tim definitely found)

But because Jason is A (our) precious stubborn little twerp, he purposely doesn't touch that money and it slowly adds up, because, let's be honest, Bruce would send a certain amount weekly/bi-weekly/monthly.

So our little Red Hood over here, slowly but surely becomes one of the richest people in Gotham.

-Not accounting for the fact that his net worth as a former Robin/Wayne is already around $10 Billion, but only if we're really ranking who the richest in all of DC is, which puts the Batfamily as a total #5.

And let's be honest, he'd definitely be a smug little shit about the fact that he Could buy the manor and definitely a lot of shares to Wayne Enyerprises, but doesn't ever tell anyone because that would mean actually accepting the existence of the money and the fact that Bruce is trying

(Also its 5am here and I'm SiCk...so enjoy this fever induced idea lol)

#jason todd #red hood #all the robins #batman #rich people #wayne enterprises #daddy warbucks #bruce is a tired dad #tell me im wrong #seriously #i love this idea #hes a bastard #which one #both of them #but we love them #so much #bruce is a good dad #you cant change my mind #he really is #i swear

[daughterofthebat]

Alright, but can we just think about this for a minute;

Jason Todd probably isn't flexible either at all or it's very little.

Think about it...

Dick was a freakin acrobat since brith!!! Boy can do so much weird stuff with his body and its Hella impressive. Like, are we 100% sure he isn't just a really buff seal? There's no way he has as many bones as a human is supposed to have...

Tim was just tiny af when he became Robin and to prove he could be just as good as Jason and dick were, probably willed his body to move that way, but he probably was already a little flexible.

Damian is just Damian we don't even have to go into that. Thank you Talia...

But Jason, the loud mouth, rough and tumble, gonna try to steal the wheels off the batmoble then throw a Tie iron at Batman himself, the guy that doesn't even wear suits like everyone else and instead wears cargo pants are something similar and is an absolute beefcake, probably has the WORST time keeping up with his brothers/friends/team mates when they're flippen through the city makin it look as easy as walking.

Just imagine a smol 14yr old Jason trying to do the splits, or a high kick, or a flip midair like I'm SURE he saw Dick do...and just epicly failing...

He's gotta be the least flexible one in the family at the very least.

Idk...just a thought.

#jason todd #batboys #batfam #flexable #flexability #this is so true #tell me im wrong #batman #dc comics #red hood #acrobat #batbros #jaybird #sad but true #think about it

[daughterofthebat]

Dick: *On patrol with Bruce* if you like pIÑA COLADA’S~

Riddler: *Overhearing him* and gettin' caught in the rain

Bruce: *long sigh*

Dick: IF YOURE NOT INTO YOGA!!

Riddler: IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAIN!

Dick: *Stares at Bruce*

Riddler: *Stares at Bruce*

Bruce: …If you like making love at midnight

Dick and the Riddler: IN THE DUNES ON THE CAPE~

[daughterofthebat]

How to convey to the normies that yes this is platonic but no I’m not gonna shy away from any subtext these bitches are life partners

[daughterofthebat]

1 BatFam member (singular) is called a Snack.

Multiple BatFam members (plural) are called a Pantry

That is all. You're welcome.

#batfam #batman #batboys #snacks #good looking #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #selina kyle #helena wayne #all of them #supermodel

[daughterofthebat]

When you Realize Dr. Doppler and Captain Amelia's kids from Treasure plant, will be 20 next year.....twenty!

Feel old yet?

#feel old yet? #jim hawkins #almost there #20 yrs old #what even #how the heck #when did this happen #someone please tell me #someone help #i'm not crying at all #i need to lay down #/tagged/treasure-planet #/tagged/dr-and-the-captian #/tagged/best-couple-in-the-whole-movie

[daughterofthebat]

The moment you realize, Draco and Harry are second cousins.

Yes, only in the sense that Sirius is Harry's godfathers, but like....

Wait till Draco's father hears about this.

#harry potter #draco malfoy #the black family #you think im kidding #fact check #harry draco #im right #its crazy #when you realize

[daughterofthebat]

I love how as a Fandom, we view Tim Drake in 2 very different ways. (But at the same time)

#1. Dangerous birdy of raw destruction and detective skills that doesn't get enough love even though he proved himself (let's be honest here) to be the best Robin and defeated Ras when no one else could and will royally F up your day without even lifting a finger so be careful how you even blink around him.

#2. A smol bean that wears his big brothers clothes, has the most precious hair floff, needs a good night's sleep because hes to busy trying to prove to Bruce/Dick that he's not just some smol adorable bean and is hopelessly addicted to coffee. :3

There's no in between...tell me I'm wrong.

#tim drake #red robin #dc comics #best robin #timbo #smol bean #he just needs a hug #tell me im wrong

[daughterofthebat]

I feel like this DID NOT get enough love. So I'm sharing it again cause Come On guys...

Allright hear me out....

Pretty Women....

But with Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle.

[daughterofthebat]

I have come to the conclusion that, Circus by Britney Spears, is infact 100% Dick Graysons theme song and/or his ring tone on anyone's phone that knows he's Robin/Nightwing.

Change my mind. I dare you.

#dick grayson #nightwing #batman #circus #britney spears #theme song #it fits perfectly #tell me im wrong #i dare you

[daughterofthebat]

Can we just stop and talk about the fact that Bruce Wayne is similar to Zeus.

The older he gets, the more of his biological kids start to come out of the wood works.

#bruce wayne #zues #keep it in your pants #so many kids #all the robins #theres so many #honestly #what is happening #can we talk about this

[daughterofthebat]

Things that kill me part 1.

When character A craddles the back of Bs head. When doing anything, but especially when cuddling/making out/napping/or when character B feels bad/sick/anxious. Then sprinkle in a little of A playing with Bs hair while doing this while whsipering sweet nothings into thier ear to make them feel better.

When the smaller character sees the others body for the 1st time and just...ASDFGHJKL and they just have to touch every part of the chest/arms. (Especially cute when the bigger or character sees the smallers cause they're like "why you so wittle and cute ima just flippen love the shit out of you, you precious cinnamon roll. look at your wittle chub/muscles, who gave you the right to be so damn adorable???? I did. That was me.")

When one has a bad dream and the other wakes them up by telling them its just a dream and they are safe. Especially if they run thier fingers through the others hair and/or craddle thier face and thumb away and tears. Gives off the best feels when one character had sometype of trauma and just absolutely looks realived when they wake up and sees the other still there. *intense cuddling/making out ensues*

Random passionate kisses that leave one of them a little dazed and they have to pause whatver they are doing to regain thier barrings. Best if said character was in the middle of something important and the other felt lonely so the kiss was a strategic move to be a tease before walking away/out of the room. (I.e leaving them to be chased down by thier partner for being said tease)

Random butt smacks (especially infront of the others friends so theyll get all flustered) this can also include when one sticks thier hands in the others back pocket. Both done in a way to express dominance, especially around friends/colleagues that they may feel threatened by but have no real reason to be. So while leaving the other flustered they also feel flattered by the show of dominance/protectivness

And finally, the kicker, the big mama, the one ring to rule them all........

When the bigger one carries the smaller one like a toddler (i.e legs around thier waist and hands holding thier hips/butt especially if the smaller ones arms are tucked infront of them in between thier bodys) cause they are sleepy/asleep and they just nuzzle thier wittle face into the bigger ones neck/shirt. Maybe they mubble something incoherent and the bigger one just "shh go back to sleep ive got you." And they then proceed to kiss thier head.

This is especially best if done around eithers friends and gets an adorable reaction like puppy eyes and a chorus of "Awwwwwww!"

I just.....😭🥰🙃🙆‍♀️

*intense fan girl screams and definitely a volly of tears because why are they so damn cuuuuuute!?!?!?*

#cute characters #writing #romance #adorable #i just cant #too cute #it gets me so hyped #it gets me every single time #character a and b #big and small #small but fierce #big and sexy #i love this

[daughterofthebat]

Can we just talk about how, the whole Batboys fandom pretends Dick is like, this goodie 2 shoes golden boy....when that boy has got a mouth like come on guys!

Yes. Heart of gold. Check. But also...boy be cussin up a storm and absolutely getting into shit just because he can or is bored...

Like, this kid swung off chandeliers, for fun! Then was like...oh oppies sorry Bruce. Yes Dick Grayson has a heart and soul of gold...but that attitude! Thats the Dick Grayson i love. Show me more of that YJ spunk!

#dick grayson #golden boy #that attitude though #adorable but a brat #that mouth #puttin money in the swear jar

[daughterofthebat]

Okay, i guess im obsessed with this now...Humans are weird painful food addition.

Imagine aliens just being completely confused as to why we eat food even when its physically painful! Like spicy foods or ice cream. Or...my favorite...Apple Jacks. You know why...dont lie...

Xan sitting down to eat and watching Human Jerry almost in tears as he shovels another bite of Apple Jacks into his mouth. Obviously in pain as he forces himself to chew. After a moment once xan knows hes swallowed he cautiously asks why hes eating that food if it hurts.

Jerry looks at him, tears in his eyes, mouth open cause it hurts to close it, tougue literally raw as he shovels another bite in. "I cant help it...so good...no self control."

Xan just has to look away. He files this away for later to do some more research and add to his list of 'Thats not how you Human'

Later the same day he sees human Jerry fanning his mouth while panting. Again his eyes watering and one eye even squinted shut. Infront of him is a bowl of something red and a pile of triangular shaped chips.

He pauses wondering if he should dare to ask...regrettably, as Jerry piles the red stuff onto a chip and shoves the whole bite into his mouth, he does infact ask. His response is a chcukle and a shake of the head as Jerry says. "Its spicy and burns my tongue, but as long as i keep steadily eating it, its not so bad."

Xan takes a moment to process this...it doesn't make any sence...he really should stop asking questions.

#humans are weird #spicy food #no self control #applejack #cant help myself #they're so good #but so bad #thats not how you human