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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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I cast: curse of the eldest (can’t ask for help)

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i think about these 3 guys (+ titus) eating absolute shit in this panel, frequently.

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Dick and Damian graffiting on each other's covers!

Batman & Robin #10 & Nightwing #108

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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

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Dick: It's Christmas time and you know what that means!

Duke: Everyone is going to try to kill each other at the dinner table?

Tim: Time for the sweet release of death?

Jason: Getting drunk on my own while crying in the bathtub?

Damian: Time to receive only coal from Santa again?

Stephanie: Question my existence while watching Friends reruns on repeat?

Dick: I was gonna say ugly Christmas sweater competition but you know what? We're all going to therapy.

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claimed by the sea 🔱

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excuse me???

#halbarry

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A collection of random drawings from random things.

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watch MOJO: Top 10 Wayne family scandals

10) Bruce Wayne's attempted child abductions

9) Jason Todd's not-death

8) Damian Wayne bringing a knife to school

7) Dick Grayson working for Bludhaven police

6) Tim Drake coming out

5) Stephanie Brown's pancakes vs. waffles war

4) Duke Thomas flipping off paparazzi

3) Selina Kyle's engagement ring

2) Kate Kane's red carpet tuxedo

1) Cass Cain's haircut

Honorable mentions:

• Barbara Gordon hacking the Pentagon

• Harper Row building a nuclear missile

• Alfred Pennyworth's history of treason

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I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

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I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

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cmyk test pages r like angels to me

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Halbarry Week 2023

Halbarry Week 2023 is August 25th through August 31st!

Halbarry Week is open to everyone! Participate in as many or few days as you like.  Prompts are meant as inspiration, so follow them in whatever direction is inspiring to you. 

Anything goes!  We look forward to your fanart, fanfic, gif sets, edits, headcanons, meta analyses, playlists, topiaries, and whatever else you want to create!  As always, please tag your content appropriately, and use #Halbarry Week and/or #Halbarry Week 2023 so we and other Halbarry fans can find your contributions!

Had an idea for the free day or Big Bang inspiration based on one of the prompts that didn’t make the final week prompts? You can find the full list here!  (There’s still time to fill out the Big Bang Interest Check ahead of sign ups starting June 1st!)

And in case you live out of your calendar like we do, here’s a link to add Halbarry Week on your calendar!  We’re also on Twitter and Instagram!  

For any other questions, check out the Halbarry Week FAQ or send us an Ask!

Prompts in text form under the cut!

August 25th - Opposites Attract/ Secret Relationship/ “You’ve never been good at keeping secrets.”

August 26th - Got Your Back/ Arranged Partnership/ “You think now is the time for this?”

August 27th - Hazards of the Job/ Inconvenient Attraction/ “You gotta carry me, don't you?” “Don't I always in one way or another?”

August 28th - Stars/ Fantasy/SciFi / “I know that if something bad happened to me, you’d be the first one on my side.”

August 29th - Through Your Eyes/ Third Wheel/ “You know I ramble when I’m nervous.”

August 30th - Caught in the Act/ Role Reversal/ “Thinking is overrated.”

August 31st - Meant to Be/ Found Family/ “Give me your hand. Let us both be saved.”

@dc-event-calendar @dcfandomevents @nonbatdcu

Art by Francis Manapul, with edits

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The Waynes are asked who they think Batman is. What do they say

Vicky Vale: Who do you think is the Batman?

Dick: Superman doing a bit.

Jason: A coward.

Tim: He escaped from Area 51.

Damian: A being beyond our mortal comprehension.

Duke: A bat who was bitten by a radioactive man.

Cullen: Your mom lol.

Stephanie: Slice into him, he's cake.

Cassandra, whispering: You see him too??

Barbara: I think you already know.

Harper: In my experience, only a billionaire would jump from a skyscraper in a fursuit.

Carrie: Santa——he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good.

Kate: You still believe in Batman? What are you, six?

Alfred: I haven't the faintest clue *wink wink*

Selina: Who's Batman?

Bruce, completely deadpan: Me.

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[DC] rough …veryyyy rough sketches for a whole ass Anime opening I have in my head and started in December 😭🙏 I still have a minute left to complete but I wanted to show the beginning…I hope I have time to clean it up

BASED ON THE YJ98 COMIC NOT THE 2011 SHOW OF THE SAME NAME

Random stills below

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Soup and bird 

Bonus, because they’re besties and I love them 

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