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Rossi: If you're lying Jack... so help me, Jesus

Jack: I'm not lying!

Rossi: [pointing at a picture of Dean Martin] Swear! Swear on Dean!

#i'll always be a ‘dave has been a little bit in love with dean martin since forever’ truther #he's just like me fr!! #david rossi #jack hotchner #criminal minds #incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes #cm #bau #source: derry girls

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Tell me your thoughts in the tags!

#none of these mfs have a healthy relationship with work btw #rossi and emily are just extra Ill™️ #i'll never stop bringing up dave pretending to have dinner with an unsub he's struggling with #are you telling me you can't even EAT in peace????? #elle greenaway #aaron hotchner #jason gideon #spencer reid #jennifer jareau #derek morgan #david rossi #emily prentiss #tara lewis #penelope garcia

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tara: can you perform under pressure?

luke: no but I could try bohemian rhapsody

#I NEED TO SEE THEM AT A KARAOKE BAR #PLEASE‚ PARAMOUNT‚ PLEEEEEAAAASE #tara lewis #luke alvez #brotp tag: your mom

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#they're so unserious‚ i love them #derek morgan #david rossi #brotp tag: mirror mirror

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Luke: Thank you for not saying “I told you so”.

Tara: When you're as right as I am, you don't have to say it.

#the writers may forget about you‚ but i never will 🫶🏼 #luke alvez #tara lewis #tara x luke #brotp tag: your mom #criminal minds #incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes #cm #bau #source: the golden girls

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me when i lie

#and then i said i'd limit my role in the field‚ you know‚ like a liar #aaron hotchner

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JJ: Go back to school, genius!

Morgan: Yeah, earn a fourth doctorate, smart person!

Reid: Am I…being made fun of?

#self-reblog

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IM IN FUCKING TEARS THE WAY THAT THEY FUCKING FRAMED THIS SCENE 

#if they didn't want me to ship them‚ why the FUCK did they frame this scene like this #why did they sync the music so that rossi looks up at hotch at “your love” #LIKE????? HOW WAS I EVER SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THEM???? #david rossi #aaron hotchner #otp tag: mom & dad

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Emily, to Garcia: So, what's going on between you and Luke? I'm sensing some tension.

Emily, later, to Rossi: I didn't sense any tension. I just wanted some drama and I figured that Luke and Penelope were a good start.

#i'm always here for shit-stirrer emily prentiss. always. #emily prentiss #penelope garcia #david rossi #prentiss x garcia #prentiss x rossi #brotp tag: catholic guilt #criminal minds #incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes #cm #bau #source: modern family

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CRIMINAL MINDS: Derek + Penelope + moments (part 1)

BONUS:

#extremely important relationship #whether you see it as platonic or romantic or whatever in between #penelope garcia #derek morgan

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incorrect criminal minds gifs 4/∞

#the way i giggle everytime is verging on ridiculous #but everything about this is sooo perfect #the way the camera slowly pans over to emily kills me #david rossi #aaron hotchner #derek morgan #emily prentiss

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Hotch & Emily: [having a disagreement]

Hotch: Let's both just say “I'm sorry” on the count of three. One, two, three!

Emily:

Hotch:

Hotch: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us...

#aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #hotch x prentiss #hotchniss #criminal minds #incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes #cm #bau #source: the golden girls

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They are so siblings.

#they are actually so sibling #even the way he grabbed the paper back 😭 that's peak sibling behaviour! #sidenote: love their outfits in this ep. simply gorgeous. #spencer reid #emily prentiss

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#mother hotch i'll love u forever #he cares!!! he cares so much!!!!!!! #aaron hotchner

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Garcia: Also we’re going to use codenames. You can address me as ‘Eagle

One.’

Garcia: Kevin, code name: ‘Been There, Done That’

Kevin: …

Garcia: Luke is ‘Currently Doing That’

Luke: *high fives Garcia*

Garcia: Tara; ‘It Happened Once In A Dream’

Tara: *winks at her*

Garcia: Matt codename: ‘If I Had To Pick A DILF’

Matt: *smiles proudly*

Garcia: JJ is … ‘Eagle Two’

JJ: Oh thank god

Later…

Garcia: *watching Emily on a monitor* ‘I’d Be Lying If I Said I Never Thought About It’ is in position.

#penelope garcia #kevin lynch #(ew) #luke alvez #tara lewis #matt simmons #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss

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I'm sorry but this is a masterpiece. especially the bottom row

#tag yourself: i'm hotch 💀 #jennifer jareau #erin strauss #matt simmons #tara lewis #alex blake #luke alvez #ashley seaver #david rossi #elle greenaway #spencer reid #derek morgan #penelope garcia #aaron hotchner #jason gideon #emily prentiss

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Morgan: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Emily: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

#this is too real #derek morgan #emily prentiss #brotp tag: trust is earned