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Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

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Phenomenon I feel happens a lot

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IM NOT READYYYYYY

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me when i fuckging get you

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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont. 

#if not friend why friend shaped???? #cats #cheetahs

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Here. Have kudos on that fanfic you wrote in your head while you were in the shower and never typed it out. When I recover from the brilliance of it, I’ll come back to leave a review.

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London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

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I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens

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The interactive cat.

#cats #video

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if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

#there was a game??? #im sorry i was too busy booping people

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#the way Arlecchino and Furina are both in that category

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Forget antichrist symbolism Silco should've got Dionysus aesthetics. Silco's turned Zaun ( the Last Drop) into one big rave, where if you don't party to his beat, his followers (Jinx) WILL tear you apart. Shimmer even comes in an alcoholic form in League (shimmerwine), except for Arcane it can have its own twist.

Can you see shimmer being used by revelers to connect with the Void and feel untethered from the underground? Can you see how Silco like Dionysus could not gain power through war, but steadily "influenced" those around him to gain prominence. Can you see Jinx as a maenad?

I can.

#arcane #silco #jinx #jinx and silco

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It's so funny when TERFs do biological essentialism and take it to some insane extreme I never could have imagined on my own. You'll be scrolling an LGBT or feminist tag and suddenly see a post that says "Women prefer milk chocolate colored pretzels while men prefer dark chocolate covered pretzels due to Female Socialization," and some other TERF in the notes is replying "Men eat dark chocolate covered pretzels because they have angry, rage-filled souls. Women are incapable of eating dark chocolate covered pretzels, the flavor is too harsh and wicked for their gentle tongues." and not a single person in the thread realizes that this is fucking balderdash

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the grad student teaching this linguistics course has said “…but that’s just a theory, because we can’t test it for all kinds of ethical reasons” four times in the past hour and it’s making me start to worry if we’ve been neglecting mad linguists as a form of mad scientists for too long