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Sometimes I enjoy the tags more than the fic itself ✨

#archive of our own #fanfiction

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Can't believe I don't even have a friend to scream with about David Tennant wearing a fez in episode five 😞😞

#Good Omens #good omens season 2 #Aziraphale #Crowley #David Tennant #Michael Sheen #ineffablehusbands

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RoyEd mermaid AU cus MerMay. Torso is so hard to draw and shade. ; A ;

I know it’s super late now but I spend too much time on it to stash it back to the never-finished folder. Wish I could render water ripples….

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I found this in my notes app, and I have no recollection of writing this.

I don't think I was high or drunk?

Idk... I wish the story would just write itself 👀

#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #edward elric #roy mustang #royed #alphonse elric #soulmate au #trans ed #age gap #there was too much shit going on so none of them reacted to Ed's soulmate being a state alchemist the first time #later ed just absolutely ignores it cause he ain't got no time to be thinking about romance #roy thinks there's no way ed would want him so he also ignores it and keeps sending him to faraway missions #angst ensues #also the fact that roy keeps going on his “dates” to keep up his facade #misunderstings happen #so much misunderstanding

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Edward:(probably) What's a handsome Mustang like you doing in a place like this?

*flails*

what even is anatomy??

well anyways, i drew these two dorks yet again :3

i hope you all like it<3

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I need bots to stop following me istg 😩

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Our flags mean death

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Trope: beauty and the beast au but it doesn't say anywhere in the rules that the beast couldn't fall in love with someone else

The beast spends more time with one of object people who has always been less a servant and more a friend to him. They slowly fall in love with each other but never share their feelings, so the curse is still there.

In comes Beauty, who's not interested in men...

Misunderstanding ensues...

But in the end shit gets sorted out and the Beast and his friend confess and the curse is lifted and they live happily ever after ❤️

#fanfiction #beauty and the beast #au #alternate universe #trope #hey nobody said Beast had to fall in love with Beauty #his friend could be a beauty too #yes i was thinking of my otp but this can be for any ship ig #everyone is welcome to it

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I didn't know desert roses are apparently bonsai plants so I hope Edward Elric won't haunt my dreams for this unintended short joke 😶

Headcanon

Roy calls Ed "Desert Rose" as an endearment.

Ed hates roses, but loves Roy, so he endures.

#who am I calling so short that they're practically a miniature plant?

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*draws a pentagon and tries to summon Tierfal*

Could I interest you in a modern fantasy AU in which Ed is a human college student and Roy is the crown prince and a vampire and they have some agreement or contract that Ed lets Roy drink his blood and in exchange Roy helps Ed out with all sorts of stuff?

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I have accepted Neil as a prophet of the religion of writing gay sex ❤️

@neil-gaiman sir. In the name of all the wonderful writers in the world who enjoy writing gay sex.

Thank you, we love you.

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My grocery budget has almost doubled in three years... I still eat the same basic foods... Guess how much my salary has increased 🙃

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

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I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who’s the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn’t a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don’t read stuff you don’t want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.

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Bisexuals in committed monogamous relationships have not chosen a “side,” they have chosen a person.

Thank you and have a blessed day.

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“animals should be treated well before they’re eaten but eating them isn’t wrong” really isn’t a hard belief to understand

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I don’t fully know what’s going on but I’d support AO3’s freeland freewill motto always. AO3 was born for fandom culture. It’s NOT a freaking educational website or something that has to holds a better image to the public.

The public isn’t supposed to see AO3. At all??!!

It’s for the fandoms for god’s sake. It isn’t your troply to show off. Why can’t you just leave us alone.