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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

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And guess what? I’ve been drunk before! And I’ve smoked a cigarette. But you know what? You know what? It’s all okay. It’s okay because I turned thirty today. And I can do anything I want… because I am a grown-up! Friends 7.14 ‘The One Where They All Turn Thirty’

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A majestic mega raft of mustelids mesmerizingly maneuvering through the meandering kelp maze of murky waters, melding into a magnificent mosaic of motion and merriment.  

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Mitski for Pitchfork // Richard Siken for TinHouse

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

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one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

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BURNT my FUCKING POPCORN JOY is a SHAM

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2022. still proud of this one btw <3

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What is the funniest pokemon move

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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They just shut down the eShop too lmao