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deathbidean · 23 days
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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deathbidean · 2 months
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deathbidean · 2 months
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cousin bonding 🥰
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deathbidean · 4 months
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Hannibal + text posts part 2 (part 1)
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deathbidean · 7 months
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i will accept emily gilmore slander ONLY IF it’s coupled with appropriate richard gilmore slander
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deathbidean · 7 months
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twink era ↠ dilf era
(happy birthday @comicbookvillain 🎉)
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deathbidean · 7 months
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the horniest scene on television is when hannibal & will are in hannibal's office and will says that hannibal "almost destroyed" him, and that he can't do his therapy anywhere else because he can't be truthful about his desires, which prompts hannibal to ask if will fantazies about killing him, and when will says yes, hannibal asks how he'd do it, and will replies "with my hands" with barely restrained emotion, which pleases hannibal and turns him on. hannibal then says that will has discovered a truth about himself, that doing bad things to bad people (hannibal) makes him feel good, and asks will if he's going to attempt to kill him again, and will licks his lips while making extended eye contact and says "i don't want to kill you, dr lecter. not now that i finally find you interesting" in the sluttiest tone possible. like i just know that hannibal fucked will til he cried after that
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deathbidean · 7 months
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more Hannibal posts
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deathbidean · 7 months
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Hannibal let will pull them both off the cliff for the same reason will let Hannibal gut him in the kitchen
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deathbidean · 8 months
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classic good omens x ofmd. it's the age of piracy. crowley's in blackbeard's crew ("he's cool and scary") and aziraphale is in the gentleman pirate's ("he's kind and keeps books!"). they decide to play matchmakers for their miserable friends, except it backfires astronomically. the captains pull a Teen Beach Movie and crush on them instead. ed makes heart eyes at aziraphale. stede blushes when crowley talks. panic ensues. lucius is laughing im the background cause my man Knows Everything.
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deathbidean · 8 months
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I haven't posted anything original in so long, I promise I'm still around lol
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deathbidean · 9 months
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crowley + text posts bonus:
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deathbidean · 9 months
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look at you, you're gorgeous!
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deathbidean · 9 months
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have not seen nearly enough people talk about the part in the book where crowley seriously considers bypassing the whole apocalypse by swinging the antichrist’s basket around as fast as he can Immediately after getting it
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deathbidean · 10 months
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they’re like Greek sirens for bisexual men
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deathbidean · 10 months
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“and she made me realise, that i have an ache, an ache for both my lives, to be my only life.”
even as someone who is out in my life, this line just really killed me. its just the heartbreaking reality of being queer. like, regardless of being out to your friends, family, the world; you still have this emptiness inside of you from growing up knowing that this part of you is something you have to expose to others, and they’ll never fully understand it no matter how hard they try. like, the straight people in your life will never understand the hollow feeling in your chest from crying in your room, feeling alone and not knowing who to turn to, before and after coming out. and i can’t claim that i haven’t had such love and support after coming out. but i know that the straight people in my life, regardless of their love for me, will always feel at a distance to me and they can’t understand the ache that puts in me.
“and i know we can’t fix every ache inside of us. but i shouldn’t have to pretend it’s not there.”
i just think Ted Lasso somehow absolutely hit the nail on the head in this scene about such an integral queer experience. it felt so intimate and full of gentle affection. like such a precious moment was cradled and gifted to us. it was for the queer fans; it was for us to give us a character who we can understand and empathise with. and colin hughes (and trent) is such a gift of a character to us. and i’m not saying that having a queer character in a show is like groundbreaking; but having one handled and written so beautifully does feel precious and personal to me
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deathbidean · 11 months
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I saw @fandomnerd33's post and just had to
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