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which is the best??
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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).
I will draw a picture of the horse we make!
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ROBOTS WITH CHRONIC ILLNESS. ROBOTS THAT NEED TO STAY HOOKED INTO THE GRID OR RLSE THEY SHUT DOWN IN A FEW MINUTES. ROBOTS WHO CAN'T TRAVEL BECAUSE THEYRE HOOKED INTO A BANK OF BATTERIES
ROBOTS WHO OPERATE WAY ABOVE HUMAN PROCESSING AND COGNITION SO THEY INTERRUPT AND ANSWER QUESTIONS BEFORE YOUVE ASKED THEM
DO YOU HEAR ME CA. YOU HEAR ME....
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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in
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hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent
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cant believe they gave this woman enough money to ruin the environment for singing vapid shit of this caliber for over a decade. have some shame man. get a grip. what the hell are any of you even doing
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Batfam's favorite weird food combinations
Dick: *pours orange juice in cereal*
Bette: *cooks oatmeal with egg whites*
Cass: *puts whipped cream in soda*
Jason: *melts chocolate onto bacon*
Steph: *dusts fries with powdered sugar*
Cullen: *eats pickles with peanut butter*
Harper: *spreads the same peanut butter on a burger*
Helena: *wraps melon slices in prosciutto*
Tim: *slathers pizza in ranch*
Luke: *makes tuna salad with fruits*
Damian: *drizzles olive oil on ice cream*
Carrie: *adds chips to a PB&J*
Kate: *sprinkles sugar on tomatoes*
Duke: *buys chili with a cinnamon roll*
Barbara: *dips strawberries in balsamic vinegar*
Selina: *stirs butter into her coffee*
Bruce: *grates cheese on top of apple pie*
Alfred, offended: Who raised you all?
Alfred: *opens a can of beans with his toast*
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It’s always so funny to me when ppl who write fanned fiction have dean sleep in his boxers while cas is lying next to him in jeans and three shirts like babes,,,, have you seen how often dean sleeps in his SHOES??? That man is a borderline nevernude. I bet he showers with swim trunks on. That man has never let himself be vulnerable ever in his life and u think he’s gonna sleep in his underwear?? Next to CAS??? Before they’ve even seen each other’s dangly bits??? I’m sorry but I simply cannot believe it.
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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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A tale as old as time
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massachusetts law about ghosts in your house. btw.
What's important is they have to tell you if you ask.
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