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This is Obituary-Writer-Core for SURE

a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole

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THIS IS SO GOOD 😍

Gert: Could be better! Could be better if I’m gonna be honest. Do you have a phone? OW: No, I’m sorry, I don’t have one on me. Gert: Do you know where the police station is? OW: The police are highly ineffective in Crestfall.

Obituary 01: Wyatt Died

the death by dying podcast is really fucking funny

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OBITUARY WRITER IN A SKIRT!

I love this so much, 100% something he would say 😆

you have no idea how much tweaking it took for this drawing not to look like a frail elderly woman

(@subhuman-and-feedable)

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In case there are any niche fans out there who like both Death by Dying and Twin Peaks 😅

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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the literal Angel of Death from Death by Dying

#for the night crowd #death by dying #death by dying podcast #angel of death

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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the literal Angel of Death from Death by Dying

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #obituary writer #angel of death #podcast

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#not romantic or platonic but keeping your heart on my desk

EXACTLY

#not romantic or platonic but keeping your heart on my desk #death by dying #death by dying podcast #obituary writer #podcast

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Correct — these are all independent characteristics. All equally important and stand on their own right. Correlation not causation.

Reminder that the Obituary Writer is bisexual, in distress, and deserves a little treat

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Reminder that the Obituary Writer is bisexual, in distress, and deserves a little treat

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #obituary writer

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This was very generous of you, thank you 😅 I think O.W. would drop like a sack of wet potatoes

Rating podcast men based on how likely i'd be able to beat them in a fight

Jonathan Sims tma: rat man. he's 90 pounds sopping wet. an angry weasel could easily beat him. i feel like one good punch would do him in he only survived the podcast through sheer stubbornness

Cecil Palmer wtnv: he'd trip on his own feather boa and manage to knock himself out before a single punch was thrown. and if he somehow managed not to do that i feel like he could hold his own for like thirty seconds and then get folded

Arthur Lester malevolent: do you think i have a death wish i would die immediately. it wouldnt even be a fight to the death and i would die within five seconds. this man has killed before and will kill again and i am so so afraid of him

Obituary Writer death by dying: i feel like he could hold his own. like i think it'd genuinely be a pretty equal fight. there is a 50/50 chance id die in some entirely unrelated and mysterious way but he'd write me a great obituary and be a great sport about it

Warren Godby red valley: seeing as warren literally killed a man and went to prison i dont think i could rate my chances all that great here. like he's nice and chill now (mostly) but still. like i dont think id die but he would totally kick my ass

Gordon Porlock red valley: okay i know warrens already there and i might not stand a chance against warren but gordon? he would flake apart like a wet napkin. mans is jon sims levels of pathetic. probably worse. i feel like if you bumped into him too hard he'd disintegrate or something

Sydney Sargent ch&t: i would feel soso bad but sydney is going down. like i would hate it. i would want to give him a piece of bread and butter and send him on his merry way but if i had to fight him there is no way in hell he could win

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RIP 😳

If only Charlotte could write us a haiku about this walrus vs fairy thing I feel like it'd turn the tides on this argument

#walrus vs fairy #death by dying #death by dying podcast

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End of this debate

Everyone knows the fact that

Walruses eat fae

(Charlotte briefly emerged from the ground to say this)

If only Charlotte could write us a haiku about this walrus vs fairy thing I feel like it'd turn the tides on this argument

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I’m an obituary writer – of course I have three man-eating cats.

I’m an obituary writer – of course I'm best friends with the Angel of Death.

I’m an obituary writer – of course I investigate mysteries surrounding the deaths I write about.

#for the night crowd #death by dying #death by dying podcast #obituary writer #podcast

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I’m an obituary writer – of course I have three man-eating cats.

I’m an obituary writer – of course I'm best friends with the Angel of Death.

I’m an obituary writer – of course I investigate mysteries surrounding the deaths I write about.

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #obituary writer

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In honor of Black History Month, let’s learn about Henrietta Duterte, the first African-American funeral home owner and first woman to own a mortuary – a mortuary that was a stop on the Underground Railroad.

(Reposting for algorithmic reasons)

Abolitionist, philanthropist, and wife of a Haitian-born coffin maker, Henrietta took over her late husband’s funeral home in 1859, becoming the first woman undertaker, not just in Philadelphia, but all of America.

She became known as an undertaker who was quick, empathetic, and served folks of all walks of life. (Side note, prior to this, she was a talented tailor who wore striking capes, cloaks, and hats, and I just think that’s iconic.)

Henrietta was an agent of the Underground Railroad, and would use her mortuary resources to hide runaway slaves in coffins and disguise them in funeral processions to help them pass safely through the city.

She also raised funds for a variety of institutions in Philadelphia’s Black community, including churches and nursing homes. By the time of her death in 1903, at the age of 83, Henrietta’s mortuary had become one of Philadelphia’s most successful businesses.

In the only surviving photo of Henrietta Duterte, she is clad in black, holding her recently-deceased child in her arms – a post-mortem photo meant to serve as a family keepsake in honor of her child. There is a grief about her, and a strength.

#for the night crowd #black history #black history month #underground railroad #history

[deathbydyingpod]

In honor of Black History Month, let’s learn about Henrietta Duterte, the first African-American funeral home owner and first woman to own a mortuary – a mortuary that was a stop on the Underground Railroad.

Abolitionist, philanthropist, and wife of a Haitian-born coffin maker, Henrietta took over her late husband’s funeral home in 1859, becoming the first woman undertaker, not just in Philadelphia, but all of America.

She became known as an undertaker who was quick, empathetic, and served folks of all walks of life. (Side note, prior to this, she was a talented tailor who wore striking capes, cloaks, and hats, and I just think that’s iconic.)

Henrietta was an agent of the Underground Railroad, and would use her mortuary resources to hide runaway slaves in coffins and disguise them in funeral processions to help them pass safely through the city.

She also raised funds for a variety of institutions in Philadelphia’s Black community, including churches and nursing homes. By the time of her death in 1903, at the age of 83, Henrietta’s mortuary had become one of Philadelphia’s most successful businesses.

In the only surviving photo of Henrietta Duterte, she is clad in black, holding her recently-deceased child in her arms – a post-mortem photo meant to serve as a family keepsake in honor of her child. There is a grief about her, and a strength.

#black history #black history month